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Re: Race Report: Eldora Escape 8/15/2004

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  1. Monique Y. Mudama said:

    I also lost some time in the
    singletrack trying to figure out how to pass her (oh, the irony,


    after my

    Quoted message said:

    question last night) -- ended up staying behind her through the


    singletrack;

    Quoted message said:

    she then told me to pass as it widened.

    The general rule of passing etiquette in races I've run is: if they're
    not in your class, move aside and let them by. If they _are_ in your
    class, make them earn it. One of my more satisfying moments in a race
    was having a very impatient dude behind me on the singletrack who
    nearly took me out barging by. Passed by him on a knife-edge ridge
    about a half mile later. He had evidently tried the same trick on the
    guy in front of me and ended up tumbling down a fifteen foot embankment
    into a swamp. Never saw him again. Nonetheless, one of my great
    frustrations in races has always been people who don't move off to the
    side of the trail when they're pushing their bike. People in the saddle
    should always have right of way over people hoofing it. That's nice in
    theory, but nobody's very good at tricky technical climbs in a a race
    anyway. Too much adrenaline. My race technique for short techinical
    climbs, especially crowded ones, is to do a clean dismount, shoulder
    the bike, and sprint up the hill cyclocross-style. You can pass a half
    a dozen people at a time that way if you're smooth. This is another
    advantage of a hardail over a FS in a race: you can get your shoulder
    into the front triangle and run.

    Another excellent technique for when you're blocked behind somebody on
    the singletrack is to start singing. It is very unnerving to have some
    crazed [censored] on right your rear wheel yodeling "Roxaaaaane, you don't
    have to put out the red light..." severely off-key.

    CC

  2. Corvus Corvax said:

    Another excellent technique for when you're blocked behind somebody on
    the singletrack is to start singing. It is very unnerving to have some
    crazed [censored] on right your rear wheel yodeling "Roxaaaaane, you don't
    have to put out the red light..." severely off-key.

    Heh, I do that during my normal rides. Usually it's "Macho Man" by the
    Village People, but last week I had "Puss in Boots" by Adam Ant stuck in
    my head. Ya gotta let it out. 😉

    gabrielle

  3. gabrielle said:
    Corvus Corvax said:

    Another excellent technique for when you're blocked behind somebody
    on the singletrack is to start singing. It is very unnerving to have
    some crazed [censored] on right your rear wheel yodeling "Roxaaaaane,
    you don't have to put out the red light..." severely off-key.

    Heh, I do that during my normal rides. Usually it's "Macho Man" by
    the Village People, but last week I had "Puss in Boots" by Adam Ant
    stuck in my head. Ya gotta let it out. 😉

    gabrielle

    So I'm not the only one that gets really weird music in my head. It's never
    anything "good" either. Last two I remember were early Jackson Five "blue
    sky" and Elton John - I guess that's why they call it the blues. Good for
    swoopy fun trails I guess, but my alter ego screams... ack, where did THAT
    come from?

    p.

  4. pas said:
    gabrielle said:
    Corvus Corvax said:

    Another excellent technique for when you're blocked behind somebody
    on the singletrack is to start singing. It is very unnerving to have
    some crazed [censored] on right your rear wheel yodeling "Roxaaaaane,
    you don't have to put out the red light..." severely off-key.

    Heh, I do that during my normal rides. Usually it's "Macho Man" by
    the Village People, but last week I had "Puss in Boots" by Adam Ant
    stuck in my head. Ya gotta let it out. 😉

    gabrielle

    So I'm not the only one that gets really weird music in my head. It's never
    anything "good" either. Last two I remember were early Jackson Five "blue
    sky" and Elton John - I guess that's why they call it the blues. Good for
    swoopy fun trails I guess, but my alter ego screams... ack, where did THAT
    come from?

    Henry Mancini kills me. Once got Moon River in my brain on a nasty
    climb. Miserable. Peter Gunn would be OK though, especially the Art of
    Noise/Duane Eddy version.

    Shawn

  5. gabrielle said:
    Quoted message said:

    Heh, I do that during my normal rides. Usually it's "Macho Man" by
    the Village People, but last week I had "Puss in Boots" by Adam Ant
    stuck in my head. Ya gotta let it out. 😉

    gabrielle?>


    Yeah that was me singing the Hills Are Alive in ID...
    I thought I heard someone else singing it later.. just a matter of infection :-)

    Jimbo(san)

  6. Corvus Corvax sez:

    Quoted message said:

    Another excellent technique for when you're blocked behind somebody on
    the singletrack is to start singing. It is very unnerving to have some
    crazed [censored] on right your rear wheel yodeling "Roxaaaaane, you don't
    have to put out the red light..." severely off-key.

    Isn't that song off key by nature? In any case, I like the idea. Another
    idea might be to start commenting on how much you like their ass.

    --
    T o m Dillon
    Lakewood, CO
    Z to S to email

  7. penny sez:

    Quoted message said:

    So I'm not the only one that gets really weird music in my head. It's never
    anything "good" either. Last two I remember were early Jackson Five "blue
    sky" and Elton John - I guess that's why they call it the blues. Good for
    swoopy fun trails I guess, but my alter ego screams... ack, where did THAT
    come from?

    I seem to get the 'here comes Darth Vader' music stuck in my head. I
    even find myself whistling it sometimes. I must have some need to
    explore my dark side.

    --
    T o m Dillon
    Lakewood, CO
    Z to S to email

  8. Sunastar said:

    I seem to get the 'here comes Darth Vader' music stuck in my head. I
    even find myself whistling it sometimes. I must have some need to
    explore my dark side.

    Yeah, its "Ride of the Valkyries" from Wagner for me...similar theme.

    --
    -BB-
    To reply to me, drop the attitude (from my e-mail address, at least)

  9. BB said:
    Sunastar said:

    I seem to get the 'here comes Darth Vader' music stuck in my head. I
    even find myself whistling it sometimes. I must have some need to
    explore my dark side.

    Yeah, its "Ride of the Valkyries" from Wagner for me...similar theme.


    With Robert Duvall's voice talking about the smell of napalm in the
    morning. Yeah I get that one too.
    ;-)

    Shawn

  10. On 2004-08-16, Sunastar penned:

    Quoted message said:

    Corvus Corvax sez:

    Quoted message said:

    Another excellent technique for when you're blocked behind somebody on the
    singletrack is to start singing. It is very unnerving to have some crazed
    [censored] on right your rear wheel yodeling "Roxaaaaane, you don't have to put
    out the red light..." severely off-key.

    Isn't that song off key by nature? In any case, I like the idea. Another
    idea might be to start commenting on how much you like their ass.

    *monique weighs the chance of a harrassment suit and/or getting beat up
    against the chance of such an implied offer being accepted and decides that
    neither outcome is particularly attractive ... even if some of the hardbodies
    in the race are.

    --
    monique

    "Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live."
    -- Mark Twain

  11. pas said:

    So I'm not the only one that gets really weird music in my head. It's never
    anything "good" either. Last two I remember were early Jackson Five "blue
    sky" and Elton John - I guess that's why they call it the blues. Good for
    swoopy fun trails I guess, but my alter ego screams... ack, where did THAT
    come from?

    Last night's ride was The Who's 'Pinball Wizard'. I was quite happy with
    that.

  12. "Corvus Corvax" wrote in message ...

    Quoted message said:

    Another excellent technique for when you're blocked behind somebody on
    the singletrack is to start singing. It is very unnerving to have some
    crazed [censored] on right your rear wheel yodeling "Roxaaaaane, you don't
    have to put out the red light..." severely off-key.

    CC


    I like this one too, might try it on Sunday.

    Rob

  13. "pas" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

    Quoted message said:

    So I'm not the only one that gets really weird music in my head. It's


    never

    Quoted message said:

    anything "good" either.

    yeah no kidding - last time for me it was from the Monty Python skit
    'Dennis Moore'. In fact its still stuck in me head!

    "Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
    Galloping through the sward..."

  14. Jimbo said:

    Yeah that was me singing the Hills Are Alive in ID...
    I thought I heard someone else singing it later..

    Gee I have *no* idea who that was. 😉

    gabrielle

  15. On 2004-08-16, Corvus Corvax penned:

    Quoted message said:


    The general rule of passing etiquette in races I've run is: if they're not
    in your class, move aside and let them by. If they _are_ in your class, make
    them earn it.

    Eric told me that in some races, they write your group number on your calf so
    that, as someone approaches, they can tell if you're competition or not. That
    would certainly have come in handy this weekend, but they didn't do it.

    --
    monique

    "Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live."
    -- Mark Twain

  16. gabrielle said:
    Jimbo said:

    Yeah that was me singing the Hills Are Alive in ID...
    I thought I heard someone else singing it later..

    Gee I have *no* idea who that was. 😉

    gabrielle

    Am I glad I missed that part?

    p.

  17. Monique Y. Mudama said:

    On 2004-08-16, Corvus Corvax penned:

    Quoted message said:


    The general rule of passing etiquette in races I've run is: if
    they're not in your class, move aside and let them by. If they _are_
    in your class, make them earn it.

    Eric told me that in some races, they write your group number on your
    calf so that, as someone approaches, they can tell if you're
    competition or not. That would certainly have come in handy this
    weekend, but they didn't do it.

    That a common triathlon thing.

  18. pas said:
    gabrielle said:
    Jimbo said:

    Yeah that was me singing the Hills Are Alive in ID...
    I thought I heard someone else singing it later..

    Gee I have *no* idea who that was. 😉

    gabrielle

    Am I glad I missed that part?

    Probably. 🙂 I was wondering why that song had popped into my head, and
    now I know.

    gabrielle

  19. On 2004-08-17, MattB penned:

    Quoted message said:
    Monique Y. Mudama said:


    Eric told me that in some races, they write your group number on your calf
    so that, as someone approaches, they can tell if you're competition or not.
    That would certainly have come in handy this weekend, but they didn't do
    it.

    That a common triathlon thing.

    Odd. I didn't *think* he flirted with the dark side ...

    --
    monique

    "Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live."
    -- Mark Twain

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