"51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, Aug 29, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door
    bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the
    bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order
    over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses
    are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51

    Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting
    grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Two more blondes show up and soon
    their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51
    days!" Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm.
    She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the
    table erupts. Up jump the others, they begin dancing around the table,
    exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51

    The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks
    over to the table. There in the centre is a beautifully framed
    child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the frenzy dies down a
    little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What's all the
    chanting and celebration about?"

    The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that
    blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the
    record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put
    it together. The side of the box said 2-4 years, but we did it in
    just 51 days!"


  2. Guest

    Guest Guest


    I think you're in form today!