bit of a laugh

[Guest]

A guy traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town
and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink, and
lit up a cigar. As he sipped his drink, he stood there quietly blowing
smoke rings.

After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, an angry American
Indian stomped up to him and said,

"One more remark like that and I'll smash your face in!"

 

[Vo2]

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
The next week the man had an important appointment and had to be at the airport in time. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 A.M.".
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00 A.M., and that he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper on the bed.... it said... "It is 5.00 A.M., WAKE UP!"

 

[LottomagicZ4941]

LOL looks like this place did not have a joke section in 2001

Here is a quick one.

How come Noah did not fish?

He only had 2 worms

 

[RC2]

How many ears did Davey Crocket have?

3.

A left ear, a right ear, and a wild front ear.