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  1. LotteBum said:


    Stuart Lamble

    I have to disagree -- it's not possible to have enough pictures of you
    in skimpy bikinis. 🙂

    You old pervert!!!

    I'm a male. Did you seriously expect anything different? 🙂

    And I'm not old. I'm not thirty yet. I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not!
    (Less than a month until I hit that mark, but I'm not!)

    Quoted message said:

    Actually, so am I - there's one good one of Tam with hard nipples. She
    must have been horny.

    GIF! JPEG! PNG!

    Excuse me, I really should get going before I get belted with a blast
    from a shotgun ... not sure if it'd be Lotte's or Tam's ...

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  2. Stuart wrote:

    I'm a male. Did you seriously expect anything different? 🙂

    Come to think of it, no.

    And I'm not old. I'm not thirty yet. I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not!
    (Less than a month until I hit that mark, but I'm not!)

    I feel for you. I really do.

    GIF! JPEG! PNG!

    It's on her photos site. You've been there, right?

    Excuse me, I really should get going before I get belted with a blast
    from a shotgun ... not sure if it'd be Lotte's or Tam's ...

    Now that it has been uncovered that you are <30 (ie. not THAT old), this may not be necessary. Having said that, it's a bit harsh to string Tam along without at the very least supplying her (and her mates!) with a photo of yourself.

    Lotte

  3. LotteBum said:

    Now that it has been uncovered that you are <30 (ie. not THAT old),
    this may not be necessary. Having said that, it's a bit harsh to
    string Tam along without at the very least supplying her (and her
    mates!) with a photo of yourself.

    Tam's seen a photo of me. As for you, I'll show you mine if you show me
    yours. 🙂

    Ah, the heck with it.
    http://users.monash.edu.au/~lamble/piccies/ugly_mug.jpg

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    the mail bounces, try changing the bit before the "@ to usenet".

  4. TimC said:


    On 2005-08-25, Tamyka Bell (aka Bruce)
    was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:

    Quoted message said:
    TimC said:


    On 2005-08-24, LotteBum (aka Bruce)
    was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
    > Hmm... I must admit, I'm probably not such a suitable candidate for
    > your love, Mr C. Try Tamyka - she's a prime piece of meat.

    But is she desperate? 🙂

    Never. But always open to suggestions. Currently suffering from DOMS.
    No, not delayed onset muscle soreness, DOMS. Dirty old man suitors.

    Hey, I'm not old!

    Worse, you're a PhD student who is running out of funding... you're a
    He-Me hahaha!

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > She's
    > loyal like a good dog (she's a [censored] though),

    Scrubber.

    Me or Lotte?

    Lotte. You're the [censored], remember.

    [censored], that's right.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > she's bright (can you
    > spell PhD?)

    Doing a PhD doesn't make you bright. In my case it has acted the
    opposite. I want the old days back, back when I could remember how to
    differentiate x^2 🙁

    2*x

    There was once upon a time when I seriously forgot something as simple
    as that. I may have been under the influence of too much coffee at
    the time however.

    More likely too little coffee. There is no such thing as too much
    coffee.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Hey, I've actually worked today because of my disk full issue, and me
    not realising YOU [censored] are still posting to a.b 🙂 I've got 500
    messages to read some day.

    I've been away for 5 days. I've got 995 unread still.

    There needs to be a standard for a X-funny:,
    X-UsefulInformation-for-TimC:, or X-YesThereIsNoChihuahua: header.

    Fsck you are a nerd!

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Really? Why don't you bring it to Brisbane instead? The weather is
    better, and you could get a tan.

    I noticed I had a tan on my arms this morning. Won't be long before I
    get burnt in this hot Melbourne sun.

    hahahahahahaha.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    I'm looking forward to summer, when
    it's hot and humid so I get to walk around almost naked, working on my
    tan.

    Buhahahahaha. Suffering from DOMS, eh?

    oh yeah.

    Tam

  5. Stuart Lamble said:


    Tamyka Bell said:
    Stuart Lamble said:


    On 2005-08-25, Tamyka Bell <[email hidden]> wrote:
    > Really? Why don't you bring it to Brisbane instead? The weather is
    > better, and you could get a tan. I'm looking forward to summer, when
    > it's hot and humid so I get to walk around almost naked, working on my
    > tan.

    You will, of course, be posting pictures ... before and after, for
    comparison. Right? Right?

    Nah, there's enough pics of me on the www as is.

    I have to disagree -- it's not possible to have enough pictures of you
    in skimpy bikinis. 🙂

    Watch out Stu, the other one will get jealous! Aren't princess outfits
    good enough?

    Tam

  6. LotteBum said:


    Stuart Lamble

    I have to disagree -- it's not possible to have enough pictures of you
    in skimpy bikinis. 🙂

    You old pervert!!!

    Actually, so am I - there's one good one of Tam with hard nipples. She
    must have been horny.

    LotteBum

    You are such a skanky scrubber. It's not a bikini, it's a tri suit. It's
    my sexy orca suit. And yeah, I was thinking about you.

    Tam

  7. Stuart Lamble said:


    LotteBum said:


    Stuart Lamble

    I have to disagree -- it's not possible to have enough pictures of you
    in skimpy bikinis. 🙂

    You old pervert!!!

    I'm a male. Did you seriously expect anything different? 🙂

    And I'm not old. I'm not thirty yet. I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not!
    (Less than a month until I hit that mark, but I'm not!)

    Quoted message said:

    Actually, so am I - there's one good one of Tam with hard nipples. She
    must have been horny.

    GIF! JPEG! PNG!

    Excuse me, I really should get going before I get belted with a blast
    from a shotgun ... not sure if it'd be Lotte's or Tam's ...

    Cycling: the obvious answer... Tam's nipples. Great. Lotte has done well
    this time. Scrubber.

    Tam

  8. Stuart Lamble said:


    LotteBum said:

    Now that it has been uncovered that you are <30 (ie. not THAT old),
    this may not be necessary. Having said that, it's a bit harsh to
    string Tam along without at the very least supplying her (and her
    mates!) with a photo of yourself.

    Tam's seen a photo of me. As for you, I'll show you mine if you show me
    yours. 🙂

    Ah, the heck with it.
    http://users.monash.edu.au/~lamble/piccies/ugly_mug.jpg

    Hehehe was wondering if you'd fess up to that!

    Tam

  9. Tamyka Bell said:
    Stuart Lamble said:


    Tamyka Bell said:

    Stuart Lamble wrote:
    >
    > On 2005-08-25, Tamyka Bell <[email hidden]> wrote:
    > > Really? Why don't you bring it to Brisbane instead? The weather is
    > > better, and you could get a tan. I'm looking forward to summer, when
    > > it's hot and humid so I get to walk around almost naked, working on my
    > > tan.
    >
    > You will, of course, be posting pictures ... before and after, for
    > comparison. Right? Right?

    Nah, there's enough pics of me on the www as is.

    I have to disagree -- it's not possible to have enough pictures of you
    in skimpy bikinis. 🙂

    Watch out Stu, the other one will get jealous! Aren't princess outfits
    good enough?

    Well, if it helps any, that comment can be expanded to "... have enough
    pictures of any given attractive, 18+ female in skimpy bikinis." 🙂 And
    I'll also note that if a guy gets jealous because somebody's busy
    teasing his partner, there's obviously a case for that (jealous) guy to
    take her home and remind her of why she's going out with him. 😉

    Or the alternate interpretation: I don't currently have anybody to get
    jealous over such comments. More than that, I shall not say. 😉

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    the mail bounces, try changing the bit before the "@ to usenet".

  10. Stuart L wrote:

    Tam's seen a photo of me. As for you, I'll show you mine if you show me
    yours. 🙂

    So you two have been courting without my knowledge? Tam, if I hear any more of this, I'm joining Hit Racing. Got it?

    You've seen my picture - that's me in my avatar.

    Anyway, down to business. Stuart, are you rich?

    LotteUglyBum

  11. Tamyka Bell said:
    Stuart Lamble said:

    Ah, the heck with it.
    http://users.monash.edu.au/~lamble/piccies/ugly_mug.jpg

    Hehehe was wondering if you'd fess up to that!

    Ahhh, but now people will be wondering which one is me, which one is the
    snake, and which one is somebody else. 😉

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  12. LotteBum said:

    You've seen my picture - that's me in my avatar.

    What avatar? This is Usenet. 🙂

    Quoted message said:

    Anyway, down to business. Stuart, are you rich?

    Rich in happiness and friends, yes. 😉

    Rich in money ... well, why do you think I'm thinking of selling the
    car? :P

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  13. Tam wrote:

    Cycling: the obvious answer... Tam's nipples. Great. Lotte has done well
    this time. Scrubber.

    Here I am trying to line up a rich (ie. useful) bloke for you and all you can do is call me a scrubber!?!?

    Where do you draw the [censored] line?

    Lotte

    P.S. I'm so going to gel my flat top for you on Sunday.

  14. Stuart Lamble said:


    LotteBum said:

    You've seen my picture - that's me in my avatar.

    What avatar? This is Usenet. 🙂

    Quoted message said:

    Anyway, down to business. Stuart, are you rich?

    Rich in happiness and friends, yes. 😉

    Rich in money ... well, why do you think I'm thinking of selling the
    car? :P

    Because cars suck and you prefer to cycle?

    Tam

  15. LotteBum said:


    Tam wrote:

    Cycling: the obvious answer... Tam's nipples. Great. Lotte has done
    well
    this time. Scrubber.

    Here I am trying to line up a rich (ie. useful) bloke for you and all
    you can do is call me a scrubber!?!?

    Where do you draw the [censored] line?

    Lotte

    P.S. I'm so going to gel my flat top for you on Sunday.

    That will look hot, with your helmet hair. Make Paulie gel his as well.

    Tam-I-am

  16. Tamyka Bell said:
    Stuart Lamble said:

    Rich in money ... well, why do you think I'm thinking of selling the
    car? :P

    Because cars suck and you prefer to cycle?

    That too.

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  17. Stuart Lamble said:


    Tamyka Bell said:
    Stuart Lamble said:

    Rich in money ... well, why do you think I'm thinking of selling the
    car? :P

    Because cars suck and you prefer to cycle?

    That too.

    See, _THAT_ makes you so much more appealing!

    Tam

  18. Tamyka Bell said:
    Stuart Lamble said:


    Tamyka Bell said:

    Stuart Lamble wrote:
    > Rich in money ... well, why do you think I'm thinking of selling the
    > car? :P

    Because cars suck and you prefer to cycle?

    That too.

    See, _THAT_ makes you so much more appealing!

    Hm. I'll have to try that on a friend that I'm going to spend some time
    with tomorrow, see how she reacts. 🙂

    ObCycling: I buy batteries tonight; holders and a charger for them
    tomorrow; solder them all together on Sunday, and hopefully will be back
    on the bike with working lights (rated time: around 2.8 hours; needed
    time: around 1.75 hours) on Monday. Woo!

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  19. Stuart Lamble said:
    LotteBum said:

    Now that it has been uncovered that you are <30 (ie. not THAT old),
    this may not be necessary. Having said that, it's a bit harsh to
    string Tam along without at the very least supplying her (and her
    mates!) with a photo of yourself.

    Tam's seen a photo of me. As for you, I'll show you mine if you show me
    yours. 🙂

    Ah, the heck with it.
    http://users.monash.edu.au/~lamble/piccies/ugly_mug.jpg

    We should set up an a.b rogues gallery. 🙂

    --
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    1996 Diamond Back 'Expert Tg' Roadie (7spd DT shifters, favourite bike!)
    2004 Trek 2300 Roadie (9spd Ultegra)
    2003 DiamondBack 'Criterium' Roadie (8spd Sora, rain bike)

  20. flyingdutch said:

    Today's focus of The Age's story on Melbourne's "Most liveable' suburbs is on 'Transport'. Take a loo kat that map. all the good bits are along the trainlines along the spiderweb pattern and everyone else can go hee 🙁

    We can build a ring road, but not a ring-rail???

    It's late, I'm looking through my posts for something and came across this. This must rank up with sorting out CDs in alphabetical order for anal retentiveness.

    Anyway on topic: was talking to a cabbie in Ballarrat a few weeks ago. Very enthusiastic about public transport, ropeable at the guvvament because they bought 80% of the land for the ring rail and found that the remaing 20% would cost as much as the 80% they had in hand. So they ditched the idea.

    Nice one. Chances of seeing a ring rail around Melbourne in our lifetime are remote I'd suggest. :-(

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