Dear God Petition: Heat wave

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"Stacy" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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| Dear God:
|
| Please stop this heat wave. It is too hot to enjoy the weather or even
bear
| the weather. Some of us have to work in it. It is hard on the homeless and
| dangerous for the elderly. The poor animals are suffering in it as well.
|
| Have mercy on us and stop it NOW.
|
| Amen.
|
| (If you want to join in this petition to God to stop this heat weave
please
| sign by replying)
|
| Stacy
|
|

Stacy,
Mercifully, G-d has heard you. We have a reprieve for a day.
Gail
"Stacy" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"Stacy" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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| Dear God:
|
| Please stop this heat wave. It is too hot to enjoy the weather or even
bear
| the weather. Some of us have to work in it. It is hard on the homeless

and

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| dangerous for the elderly. The poor animals are suffering in it as well.
|
| Have mercy on us and stop it NOW.
|
| Amen.
|
| (If you want to join in this petition to God to stop this heat weave
please
| sign by replying)
|
| Stacy
|
|

Geeez. and soon you will be whining about winter ands it being cold.

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Quoted message said:

Stacy,
Mercifully, G-d has heard you. We have a reprieve for a day.
Gail
"Stacy" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

(No need to add anything to petition, just hit reply and send).

"Stacy" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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| Dear God:
|
| Please stop this heat wave. It is too hot to enjoy the weather or even
bear
| the weather. Some of us have to work in it. It is hard on the homeless

and

Quoted message said:

| dangerous for the elderly. The poor animals are suffering in it as

well.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

|
| Have mercy on us and stop it NOW.
|
| Amen.
|
| (If you want to join in this petition to God to stop this heat weave
please
| sign by replying)
|
| Stacy
|
|

Stacy:
I asked God a similar question 25 years ago in a sweltering humid heat
wave in Toronto and he gave me an Idea:
Move.
So I did.
Here in Victoria B.C. we're are having our "heat wave" today.
The temp has hit 80 degrees Farenheit, the hottest so far this summer.
But the bright side is that it is low humidity and we have no
mosquitos.
I gotta go now to bask in the sun🙂
Keep cool.
rusty

Stacy said:

Dear God:

Please stop this heat wave. It is too hot to enjoy the weather or even bear
the weather. Some of us have to work in it. It is hard on the homeless and
dangerous for the elderly. The poor animals are suffering in it as well.

Have mercy on us and stop it NOW.

Amen.

(If you want to join in this petition to God to stop this heat weave please
sign by replying)

Stacy

COMMENT:
What, if you don't reply, God won't know you joined, or wanted to join?

I'm a little fuzzy on the idea of prayer anyway, nevermind this
newfangled electronic kind you seem to be whipping up. If God doesn't
already know what you want, even before you say it (or type it), then
what kind of God is he/she/it? If you're not getting it already, there
must be a good reason, otherwise what kind of a God is he/she/it?
What, you think God doesn't watch CNN weather reports and is therefore
unaware of the heat wave? Perhaps we should have a money drive to buy
God a good cable connection, so God can find out what's wrong with the
world. The prayer thing seems so inefficient.

I'm willing to act as intermediate for the donation. I expect that
when enough donation funds accumulate to buy God cable, the money will
just vanish from my account [censored], pretty much as though the IRS took
it. Except it will be God Almighty, a lesser power. And besides, I
have no doubt the IRS gets cable already.

SBH

The method is simple:
By replying, you agree with the request. simple as that. The combined
request go out into the universe and carry the energy to do the work.

As far as the rest of your comments, if you have no belief in a Supreme
Being, whatever its shape, form or the religion surrounding it, then
disregard this post and find your own path one day.

Perhaps more desires would be met if we only asked....

"Sbharris[atsign]ix.netcom.com" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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|
|
| Stacy wrote:
| > Dear God:
| >
| > Please stop this heat wave. It is too hot to enjoy the weather or even
bear
| > the weather. Some of us have to work in it. It is hard on the homeless
and
| > dangerous for the elderly. The poor animals are suffering in it as well.
| >
| > Have mercy on us and stop it NOW.
| >
| > Amen.
| >
| > (If you want to join in this petition to God to stop this heat weave
please
| > sign by replying)
| >
| > Stacy
|
|
| COMMENT:
| What, if you don't reply, God won't know you joined, or wanted to join?
|
|
| I'm a little fuzzy on the idea of prayer anyway, nevermind this
| newfangled electronic kind you seem to be whipping up. If God doesn't
| already know what you want, even before you say it (or type it), then
| what kind of God is he/she/it? If you're not getting it already, there
| must be a good reason, otherwise what kind of a God is he/she/it?
| What, you think God doesn't watch CNN weather reports and is therefore
| unaware of the heat wave? Perhaps we should have a money drive to buy
| God a good cable connection, so God can find out what's wrong with the
| world. The prayer thing seems so inefficient.
|
| I'm willing to act as intermediate for the donation. I expect that
| when enough donation funds accumulate to buy God cable, the money will
| just vanish from my account [censored], pretty much as though the IRS took
| it. Except it will be God Almighty, a lesser power. And besides, I
| have no doubt the IRS gets cable already.
|
| SBH
|

"Stacy" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

The method is simple:
By replying, you agree with the request. simple as that. The combined
request go out into the universe and carry the energy to do the work.

So now there's prayer energy? This is yet another form of energy unknown to
science. Does this energy radiate like light, diminishing on the inverse
square? Or is it focused like a laser beam directly to God? The laser may be
necessary, because if there is a God of the universe, it's going to take
something pretty startling to draw his attention to this tiny rock orbiting
an insignificant star in a smallish galaxy among billions.

Quoted message said:

As far as the rest of your comments, if you have no belief in a Supreme
Being, whatever its shape, form or the religion surrounding it, then
disregard this post and find your own path one day.

Perhaps more desires would be met if we only asked....

Ah yes, the squeaky wheel theory. Squeak away. Even if there is a God who
watches attentively over the people of this planet, there are millions here
sharing deeper misery than your underarm sweat stains. Buy a fan, and leave
your God to assisting the starving and war torn.

--Rich

It wasn't a dark and stormy night when Rich said:

Buy a fan, and leave your God to assisting the starving and war
torn.

And check on elderly and infirm neighbours to see if they're
alright.

Vashti

Stacy said:

The method is simple:
By replying, you agree with the request. simple as that. The combined
request go out into the universe and carry the energy to do the work.

?

Quoted message said:

As far as the rest of your comments, if you have no belief in a Supreme
Being, whatever its shape, form or the religion surrounding it, then
disregard this post and find your own path one day.

Perhaps more desires would be met if we only asked....

I do believe in fairies, I do, I do...

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"Sbharris[atsign]ix.netcom.com" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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|
|
| Stacy wrote:
| > Dear God:
| >
| > Please stop this heat wave. It is too hot to enjoy the weather or even
bear
| > the weather. Some of us have to work in it. It is hard on the homeless
and
| > dangerous for the elderly. The poor animals are suffering in it as well.
| >
| > Have mercy on us and stop it NOW.
| >
| > Amen.
| >
| > (If you want to join in this petition to God to stop this heat weave
please
| > sign by replying)
| >
| > Stacy
|
|
| COMMENT:
| What, if you don't reply, God won't know you joined, or wanted to join?
|
|
| I'm a little fuzzy on the idea of prayer anyway, nevermind this
| newfangled electronic kind you seem to be whipping up. If God doesn't
| already know what you want, even before you say it (or type it), then
| what kind of God is he/she/it? If you're not getting it already, there
| must be a good reason, otherwise what kind of a God is he/she/it?
| What, you think God doesn't watch CNN weather reports and is therefore
| unaware of the heat wave? Perhaps we should have a money drive to buy
| God a good cable connection, so God can find out what's wrong with the
| world. The prayer thing seems so inefficient.
|
| I'm willing to act as intermediate for the donation. I expect that
| when enough donation funds accumulate to buy God cable, the money will
| just vanish from my account [censored], pretty much as though the IRS took
| it. Except it will be God Almighty, a lesser power. And besides, I
| have no doubt the IRS gets cable already.
|
| SBH
|

Stacy said:

By replying, you agree with the request. simple as that. The combined
request go out into the universe and carry the energy to do the work.

As far as the rest of your comments, if you have no belief in a Supreme
Being, whatever its shape, form or the religion surrounding it, then
disregard this post and find your own path one day.

My belief is that Stacy is Nuts.

It is called summer, Stacy. It is about time that you got used to the
concept that in the Summer, it is sometimes hot. What is your problem?
Are you mental, or just a female? Ha, ... Hah, Ha!

You are an idiot, Stacy. And, I find your THREAD extremely offensive.

Please STOP making religion a mockery.

Just my opinion, but I am right as usual. 🙂

Quoted message said:

Stacy wrote:
Dear God:
Please stop this heat wave. It is too hot to enjoy the weather or even

bear

Quoted message said:

the weather. Some of us have to work in it. It is hard on the homeless and
dangerous for the elderly. The poor animals are suffering in it as well.

Have mercy on us and stop it NOW.

Sbharrisatsignix.netcom.com said:

What, you think God doesn't watch CNN weather reports and is therefore
unaware of the heat wave? Perhaps we should have a money drive to buy

When God set up "Mother's Nature", did He assign any rules for
Mother's Nature to follow?
Like having no ice ages and no hot ages; and no wet ages and no
dry ages?

btw, what benefits to the Earth does a heat wave bring?

rusty said:

Stacy:
I asked God a similar question 25 years ago in a sweltering humid heat
wave in Toronto and he gave me an Idea:
Move.
So I did.
Here in Victoria B.C. we're are having our "heat wave" today.
The temp has hit 80 degrees Farenheit, the hottest so far this summer.
But the bright side is that it is low humidity and we have no
mosquitos.

Question: How can Victoria B.C. have low humidity being so close
to the Pacific Ocean?

In 'Stacy said:

Dear God:

Quoted message said:

Please stop this heat wave. It is too hot to enjoy the weather or even bear
the weather. Some of us have to work in it. It is hard on the homeless and
dangerous for the elderly. The poor animals are suffering in it as well.

Quoted message said:

Have mercy on us and stop it NOW.

The heat wave is over up here. Yesterday's high was only 19.2 Celcius and
it was so cool in the evening I almost needed a jacket!
--
John Stewart -- Computing and Communications Services, Carleton University
Internet: [email hidden] 613-520-2600x3707
"Take time to stop and pick the blueberries."

"John A. Stewart" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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| In <[email hidden]> "Stacy" <[email hidden]>
writes:
|
| >Dear God:
|
| >Please stop this heat wave. It is too hot to enjoy the weather or even
bear
| >the weather. Some of us have to work in it. It is hard on the homeless
and
| >dangerous for the elderly. The poor animals are suffering in it as well.
|
| >Have mercy on us and stop it NOW.
|
| The heat wave is over up here. Yesterday's high was only 19.2 Celcius
and
| it was so cool in the evening I almost needed a jacket!
| --
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

See, Stacy? God answered your prayer.
You've just got to do your part and move to Canada.

Kindest regards,
Snidely

Mr-Natural-Health said:

Stacy said:

By replying, you agree with the request. simple as that. The combined
request go out into the universe and carry the energy to do the work.

As far as the rest of your comments, if you have no belief in a Supreme
Being, whatever its shape, form or the religion surrounding it, then
disregard this post and find your own path one day.

My belief is that Stacy is Nuts.

It is called summer, Stacy. It is about time that you got used to the
concept that in the Summer, it is sometimes hot. What is your problem?
Are you mental, or just a female? Ha, ... Hah, Ha!

You are an idiot, Stacy. And, I find your THREAD extremely offensive.

Please STOP making religion a mockery.

COMMENT:

Stacy's not making religion a mockery. That's already been done quite
effectively by the many people who would not find her request in the
least odd. The God which most religions believe in, and most people
who think of themselves as "religious" believe in, would be better
characterized as "Santa Claus For Adults". You can tell them "Oh, grow
up!" all you like, but it won't help.

SBH

GOD is someone we all have in common and links us all together here on
earth. Some people need to put a label on it or attach a dogma to it.
Whether you like it or not, you are a small part of that greater existance
SBH.
One day you will understand that.

<[email hidden]> wrote in message
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|
|
| Mr-Natural-Health wrote:
| > Stacy wrote:
| >
| > > By replying, you agree with the request. simple as that. The combined
| > > request go out into the universe and carry the energy to do the work.
| > >
| > > As far as the rest of your comments, if you have no belief in a
Supreme
| > > Being, whatever its shape, form or the religion surrounding it, then
| > > disregard this post and find your own path one day.
| >
| > My belief is that Stacy is Nuts.
| >
| > It is called summer, Stacy. It is about time that you got used to the
| > concept that in the Summer, it is sometimes hot. What is your problem?
| > Are you mental, or just a female? Ha, ... Hah, Ha!
| >
| > You are an idiot, Stacy. And, I find your THREAD extremely offensive.
| >
| > Please STOP making religion a mockery.
|
|
| COMMENT:
|
| Stacy's not making religion a mockery. That's already been done quite
| effectively by the many people who would not find her request in the
| least odd. The God which most religions believe in, and most people
| who think of themselves as "religious" believe in, would be better
| characterized as "Santa Claus For Adults". You can tell them "Oh, grow
| up!" all you like, but it won't help.
|
| SBH
|

Stacy said:

GOD is someone we all have in common and links us all together here on
earth. Some people need to put a label on it or attach a dogma to it.
Whether you like it or not, you are a small part of that greater existance
SBH.
One day you will understand that.

COMMENT:

Sounds like The Force. Has a dark side, and a light side, like duck
tape, and it binds the universe together. And great disburbances are
caused in it by the ORKIN man. Which you can sense if you have long
enough antennae.

One day YOU will understand, Stacy, that the universe you live in, is
not at all like the nice home you grew up in with mum and dad, and
where WHINING and COMPLAINING is the key to getting whatever you want.
Nature does not work that way. Instead, we live in a machine of
physical laws, which don't respond to email petitions. You get your
heat waves, you get your tsunamis, and occasionally you get your killer
asteroids. That is the way the game is dealt. Throwing a tantrum to the
Invisible Dealer isn't going to change a thing.

Though personally, I wouldn't mind if the heat wave should remove
itself to Canada for a month. If the universe responded to smugness
with any kind of sense of irony, that WOULD happen. Of course, that's
not the kind of universe we live in, either. Pity.

SBH

Stacy dribbled incoherently:

Quoted message said:

Dear God:

(snip)

Pathetic!

--

"This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God
who kills the children. Not Fate that butchers them or Destiny that feeds them
to dogs. It's us. Only us." - Rorschach, Watchmen

Dear SBH:

Who threw a tantrum or whined? It's called a "prayer". OR Some call it
affirmation. Some call it chanting. Some call it a petition. But if you
don't believe in any higher power then I understand your desire to
criticise. I am not going to get into a war of words with you over it. There
have been enough wars since the beginning of time over spiritual beliefs.

I pray, ask, affirm, petition etc., for lots of things all the time. Prayer
doesn't require it to be this thing or that thing. There aren't any rules
about the size of the request or nature of the request except that it be
something to help and not hurt. Of course I suppose black majic or evil
voodoo would not apply that rule.

But it's a way of life with some people. Not whining, not a tantrum. And
this is a health related newsgroup and the heat wave was adversley affecting
the health of a lot of creatures including me. Ok?

Why did you pick Canada to move the heat wave to? Who's the object of that
request if I may ask?

"Sbharris[atsign]ix.netcom.com" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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|
| One day YOU will understand, Stacy, that the universe you live in, is
| not at all like the nice home you grew up in with mum and dad, and
| where WHINING and COMPLAINING is the key to getting whatever you want.
| Nature does not work that way. Instead, we live in a machine of
| physical laws, which don't respond to email petitions. You get your
| heat waves, you get your tsunamis, and occasionally you get your killer
| asteroids. That is the way the game is dealt. Throwing a tantrum to the
| Invisible Dealer isn't going to change a thing.
|
| Though personally, I wouldn't mind if the heat wave should remove
| itself to Canada for a month. If the universe responded to smugness
| with any kind of sense of irony, that WOULD happen. Of course, that's
| not the kind of universe we live in, either. Pity.
|
| SBH
|