Guns On Bikes???

On 2 Mar 2004 07:43:55 -0800, [email hidden] (Geoff Miller)
mumbled incoherently:

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Ken [NY) <[email hidden]> blusters:

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Not a very good idea. I shoot "Master" and my rounds travel a lot faster than your car.

It's doubtful at best that you'd shoot "master" at a moving target that was jinking as it
approached, with adrenaline pumping through your body.

I have fired at moving targets while a soldier and later as a cop, and hit what I aimed at.
You don't know what you're talking about, fruitcake.

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Don't make threats you can't enforce.

I don't make "threats," Bubba. I make promises.

Yeah, a little fruitcake acting ferocious, issuing promises while hiding behind your big,
bad keyboard. <shudder>

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I have seen a lot more motorists than drivers with a lack of consideration for others.

Of course you do. You see what you want to see, and believing that motorists are more inconsiderate
than cyclists dovetails tidily with your agenda and world- view, doesn't it?

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If we get in your way, too bad. We have a right to the roadway too.

Spoken like a mature, responsible citizen of the ol' commonweal. That attitude is precisely why
motorists have come to despise bicyclists.

I don't care who you dipshits despise. I'd bet that you are probably one of those short
people driving big cars or trucks to make up for your lack of height and shortness of penis.
Then once in a while, you go to usenet to try to frighten people who are much more fit than
you are. It's nothing more than jealousy, fruitcake.

Cordially, Ken (NY) Chairman, Department Of Redundancy Department
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Zoot Katz said:

2 Mar 2004 07:43:55 -0800 said:

I don't make "threats," Bubba. I make promises.

hehehehehe!

Go tinkle, [censored].

Good on yer, Zoot!

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NOTHING LIKE TALKING ABOUT CARS OR GUNS TO BRING OUT THE BEST IN PEOPLE!

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On 2 Mar 2004 07:43:55 -0800, [email hidden] (Geoff Miller) mumbled incoherently:

Quoted message said:

Ken [NY) <[email hidden]> blusters:

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Not a very good idea. I shoot "Master" and my rounds travel a lot faster than your car.

It's doubtful at best that you'd shoot "master" at a moving target that was jinking as it
approached, with adrenaline pumping through your body.

I have fired at moving targets while a soldier and later as a cop, and hit what I aimed at. You
don't know what you're talking about, fruitcake.

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Don't make threats you can't enforce.

I don't make "threats," Bubba. I make promises.

Yeah, a little fruitcake acting ferocious, issuing promises while hiding behind your big, bad
keyboard. <shudder>

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

I have seen a lot more motorists than drivers with a lack of consideration for others.

Of course you do. You see what you want to see, and believing that motorists are more
inconsiderate than cyclists dovetails tidily with your agenda and world- view, doesn't it?

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

If we get in your way, too bad. We have a right to the roadway too.

Spoken like a mature, responsible citizen of the ol' commonweal. That attitude is precisely why
motorists have come to despise bicyclists.

I don't care who you dipshits despise. I'd bet that you are probably one of those short people
driving big cars or trucks to make up for your lack of height and shortness of penis. Then once in
a while, you go to usenet to try to frighten people who are much more fit than you are. It's
nothing more than jealousy, fruitcake.

Cordially, Ken (NY) Chairman, Department Of Redundancy Department
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-Al Gore, 'Earth In The Balance' page 213

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A: Telling your parents you're gay.

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Or helmets.

Robert Haston said:

NOTHING LIKE TALKING ABOUT CARS OR GUNS TO BRING OUT THE BEST IN PEOPLE!

Ken NY) said:

On 2 Mar 2004 07:43:55 -0800, [email hidden] (Geoff Miller) mumbled incoherently:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Ken [NY) <[email hidden]> blusters:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

If we get in your way, too bad. We have a right to the roadway too.

Spoken like a mature, responsible citizen of the ol' commonweal. That attitude is precisely why
motorists have come to despise bicyclists.

I don't care who you dipshits despise. I'd bet that you are probably one of those short
people driving big cars or trucks to make up for your lack of height and shortness of penis.
Then once in a while, you go to usenet to try to frighten people who are much more fit than
you are. It's nothing more than jealousy, fruitcake.

Rather less, actually; it's just a Usenet troll with a history of looking for arguments, and the
topic is irrelevant. If it weren't your bicycle or your gun, he'd be arguing about your children or
something.

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On Wed, 03 Mar 2004 01:23:21 GMT, "Robert Haston"
<[email hidden]> mumbled incoherently:

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NOTHING LIKE TALKING ABOUT CARS OR GUNS TO BRING OUT THE BEST IN PEOPLE!

And that goes for his damn cat, too.

Ken (NY) Chairman, Department Of Redundancy Department
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On Wed, 03 Mar 2004 13:49:08 GMT, Scott Eiler <[email hidden]>
mumbled incoherently:

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Ken NY) said:

On 2 Mar 2004 07:43:55 -0800, [email hidden] (Geoff Miller) mumbled incoherently:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Ken [NY) <[email hidden]> blusters:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>If we get in your way, too bad. We have a right to the roadway too.

Spoken like a mature, responsible citizen of the ol' commonweal. That attitude is precisely why
motorists have come to despise bicyclists.

I don't care who you dipshits despise. I'd bet that you are probably one of those short
people driving big cars or trucks to make up for your lack of height and shortness of penis.
Then once in a while, you go to usenet to try to frighten people who are much more fit than
you are. It's nothing more than jealousy, fruitcake.

Rather less, actually; it's just a Usenet troll with a history of looking for arguments, and the
topic is irrelevant. If it weren't your bicycle or your gun, he'd be arguing about your children or
something.

You are right. Kill file time, I suppose.

Regards, Ken (NY) Chairman, Department Of Redundancy Department
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Q: What the hardest thing about rollerblading?
R: Telling your parents you’re gay.

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Earlier I wrote:

: It's doubtful at best that you'd shoot "master" at a moving target that was jinking as it
: approached, with adrenaline pumping through your body.

Ken [NY) <[email hidden]> offers up another steaming plater of intellectual excrement:

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I have fired at moving targets while a soldier and later as a cop, and hit what I aimed at. You
don't know what you're talking about, fruitcake.

I know that you're a lying little turd. How's that for openers?

A cop? No goddam wonder you're such an [censored]. If you were half as smart as you seem to think you
are, you'd never have stooped to that occupation. It's a pity that there aren't more copkillers
around. There's nothing funnier'n a screaming, gut-shot cop.

So what happened? Did you get drummed out of the force for having "short eyes" in the locker room,
or what? 'Course, I find it far more likely that you were actually just a night watchman at a sewage
treatment plant, guarding doodoo at midnight because with a personality like yours, not even Toys
"R" Us would hire you into their loss prevention department. (Becoming a "greeter" at Wal-Mart was,
of course, right out.)

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Yeah, a little fruitcake acting ferocious, issuing promises while hiding behind your big, bad
keyboard. <shudder>

Psychoanalyzing strangers at long distance over the Internet on the basis of a handul of postings is
pretty damned silly, I'd have to say. I think I'll call you "Sigmund Fraud."

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I don't care who you dipshits despise. I'd bet that you are probably one of those short people
driving big cars or trucks to make up for your lack of height and shortness of penis.

Speaking of shortness of penis, it wouldn't surprise me that the reason you became interested in
guns was to compensate for certain deficiencies south of the ol' beltline.

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Then once in a while, you go to usenet to try to frighten people who are much more fit than you
are. It's nothing more than jealousy, fruitcake.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Getting back on topic, you'd better be careful who you lip off to while you're
pedaling your little Schwinn; you might just realize ythat your alligator mouth was writing checks
that your puppydog ass couldn't cash. Especially if you make the mistake of brandishing a firearm at
the wrong person, and your last glimpse of this world is the underside of some car's oil pan and
drive shaft -- right before the differential tears your

"Face off?" Say, are you a Rangers fan, by any chance?

Geoff

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