How do you get skidmarks off a bike seat?

crazy6r54@webtv.net · Dec 30, 2005

Jacksonville home to USMC or home to 38 Special,Lynyrd
Skynyrd,Blackfoot,and Vanzant. Any which way bath more asshole.

the messenjah · Dec 30, 2005

Aratzio wrote:
> On 29 Dec 2005 08:09:15 -0800, "the guy on the bike"
> <[email protected]> transparently proposed:
>
> >
> >JD wrote:
> >> In response to the subject line:
> >>
> >> That's easy since chuck is obviously a skidmark on the chonies of life.
> >> Just knock the skinny little creep off of his Huffy and voila, the
> >> skidmark is gone from the saddle.
> >>
> >> JD
> >
> >Why not come to Jacksonville and try to knock me off my bike, *****-boy?
>
> Translation:
> I am too poor to be able to travel outside of Jacksonville.

Translation: Too busy to care...
>
> --
>
> AHM ****** Stomping Award - 2005
>
> Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005
>
> Hammer of Thor - July, 2005
>
> David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) on 10-22-2005
> Message-Id: <[email protected]>
>
> "But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."
>
> http://www.tweaknet.info/aratzio.html

Aratzio · Dec 30, 2005

On 30 Dec 2005 06:48:47 -0800, "the messenjah"
<[email protected]> transparently proposed:

>
>Aratzio wrote:
>> On 29 Dec 2005 08:09:15 -0800, "the guy on the bike"
>> <[email protected]> transparently proposed:
>>
>> >
>> >JD wrote:
>> >> In response to the subject line:
>> >>
>> >> That's easy since chuck is obviously a skidmark on the chonies of life.
>> >> Just knock the skinny little creep off of his Huffy and voila, the
>> >> skidmark is gone from the saddle.
>> >>
>> >> JD
>> >
>> >Why not come to Jacksonville and try to knock me off my bike, *****-boy?
>>
>> Translation:
>> I am too poor to be able to travel outside of Jacksonville.
>
>Translation: Too busy to care...

Translation:
No car.

--

AHM ****** Stomping Award - 2005

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) on 10-22-2005
Message-Id: <[email protected]>

"But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."

http://www.tweaknet.info/aratzio.html

the messenjah · Dec 30, 2005

K. A. Cannon wrote:
> On 29 Dec 2005 06:48:16 -0800, "the messenjah"
> <[email protected]> amazed us with his/her particular brand
> of stupidity in
> <[email protected]> in
> rec.arts.poems when he/she wrote:
>
> >
> >Chuck Lysaght wrote:
> >> I do a lot of riding and sometimes I get a little itchy down
> >> there...well you know what I mean. It's starting to leave a mark and a
> >> bad scent. What kind of cleaning agent would you use for that problem?
> >>
> >> http://skywriter.diaryland.com
> >
> >This wasn't posted by Chuck Lysaght.
> >
> >NNTP-Posting-Host: 221.10.124.34
>
> Denial is an unhealthy thing Cjucks.
>
> Of course it was you who posted that message.

Read and learn ball bearing boy... I'm not in China.

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> --
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>
> So let's sink another drink
> 'Cause it'll give me time to think.
> -Billy Idol

the messenjah · Dec 30, 2005

Aratzio wrote:
> On 30 Dec 2005 06:48:47 -0800, "the messenjah"
> <[email protected]> transparently proposed:
>
> >
> >Aratzio wrote:
> >> On 29 Dec 2005 08:09:15 -0800, "the guy on the bike"
> >> <[email protected]> transparently proposed:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >JD wrote:
> >> >> In response to the subject line:
> >> >>
> >> >> That's easy since chuck is obviously a skidmark on the chonies of life.
> >> >> Just knock the skinny little creep off of his Huffy and voila, the
> >> >> skidmark is gone from the saddle.
> >> >>
> >> >> JD
> >> >
> >> >Why not come to Jacksonville and try to knock me off my bike, *****-boy?
> >>
> >> Translation:
> >> I am too poor to be able to travel outside of Jacksonville.
> >
> >Translation: Too busy to care...
>
> Translation:
> No car.

So? Think of the money I save on gas.
>
>
> --
>
> AHM ****** Stomping Award - 2005
>
> Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005
>
> Hammer of Thor - July, 2005
>
> David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) on 10-22-2005
> Message-Id: <[email protected]>
>
> "But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."
>
> http://www.tweaknet.info/aratzio.html

ggamble · Dec 30, 2005

On 30 Dec 2005 07:53:12 -0800, "the messenjah"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>So? Think of the money I save on gas.

ALONE

Hauling your little plastic bags full of Chef Boyardee onto the smelly
bus.

ALONE

Spending your xmas bonus on a bus pass.

ALONE

Losing a days pay when your brake cable snaps.

ALONE

Cruising Bianca looking for inspiration for a new fantasy girlfriend
name.

ALONE

Editing your blaaaaargh to make it not look like you're pining away
for Anna II.

ALONE

the guy on the bike · Dec 30, 2005

ggamble wrote:
> On 30 Dec 2005 07:53:12 -0800, "the messenjah"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >So? Think of the money I save on gas.
>
>
> ALONE
>
> Hauling your little plastic bags full of Chef Boyardee onto the smelly
> bus.
>
> ALONE
>
> Spending your xmas bonus on a bus pass.
>
> ALONE
>
> Losing a days pay when your brake cable snaps.
>
> ALONE
>
> Cruising Bianca looking for inspiration for a new fantasy girlfriend
> name.
>
> ALONE
>
> Editing your blaaaaargh to make it not look like you're pining away
> for Anna II.
>
> ALONE

Get some help, Gary. There's still time...

http://skywriter.diaryland.com

Aratzio · Dec 30, 2005

On 30 Dec 2005 07:34:14 -0800, "the messenjah"
<[email protected]> transparently proposed:

>
>K. A. Cannon wrote:
>> On 29 Dec 2005 06:48:16 -0800, "the messenjah"
>> <[email protected]> amazed us with his/her particular brand
>> of stupidity in
>> <[email protected]> in
>> rec.arts.poems when he/she wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >Chuck Lysaght wrote:
>> >> I do a lot of riding and sometimes I get a little itchy down
>> >> there...well you know what I mean. It's starting to leave a mark and a
>> >> bad scent. What kind of cleaning agent would you use for that problem?
>> >>
>> >> http://skywriter.diaryland.com
>> >
>> >This wasn't posted by Chuck Lysaght.
>> >
>> >NNTP-Posting-Host: 221.10.124.34
>>
>> Denial is an unhealthy thing Cjucks.
>>
>> Of course it was you who posted that message.
>
>Read and learn ball bearing boy... I'm not in China.
>
No, you are at the Library:
: Search results for: 161.243.113.58
:
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--

AHM ****** Stomping Award - 2005

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) on 10-22-2005
Message-Id: <[email protected]>

"But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."

http://www.tweaknet.info/aratzio.html

ggamble · Dec 30, 2005

On 30 Dec 2005 08:06:28 -0800, "the guy on the bike"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>
>> ALONE
>>
>> Hauling your little plastic bags full of Chef Boyardee onto the smelly
>> bus.
>>
>> ALONE
>>
>> Spending your xmas bonus on a bus pass.
>>
>> ALONE
>>
>> Losing a days pay when your brake cable snaps.
>>
>> ALONE
>>
>> Cruising Bianca looking for inspiration for a new fantasy girlfriend
>> name.
>>
>> ALONE
>>
>> Editing your blaaaaargh to make it not look like you're pining away
>> for Anna II.
>>
>> ALONE

Aratzio · Dec 30, 2005

On 30 Dec 2005 07:53:12 -0800, "the messenjah"
<[email protected]> transparently proposed:

>
>Aratzio wrote:
>> On 30 Dec 2005 06:48:47 -0800, "the messenjah"
>> <[email protected]> transparently proposed:
>>
>> >
>> >Aratzio wrote:
>> >> On 29 Dec 2005 08:09:15 -0800, "the guy on the bike"
>> >> <[email protected]> transparently proposed:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >JD wrote:
>> >> >> In response to the subject line:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> That's easy since chuck is obviously a skidmark on the chonies of life.
>> >> >> Just knock the skinny little creep off of his Huffy and voila, the
>> >> >> skidmark is gone from the saddle.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> JD
>> >> >
>> >> >Why not come to Jacksonville and try to knock me off my bike, *****-boy?
>> >>
>> >> Translation:
>> >> I am too poor to be able to travel outside of Jacksonville.
>> >
>> >Translation: Too busy to care...
>>
>> Translation:
>> No car.
>
>So? Think of the money I save on gas.

The amount of hot air spewed, by you, in a single day would suffice to
power the mass transit system of Jacksonville.

--

AHM ****** Stomping Award - 2005

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) on 10-22-2005
Message-Id: <[email protected]>

"But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."

http://www.tweaknet.info/aratzio.html

Holly · Dec 30, 2005

Aratzio wrote:
> On 30 Dec 2005 07:53:12 -0800, "the messenjah"
> <[email protected]> transparently proposed:
>
> >
> >Aratzio wrote:
> >> On 30 Dec 2005 06:48:47 -0800, "the messenjah"
> >> <[email protected]> transparently proposed:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >Aratzio wrote:
> >> >> On 29 Dec 2005 08:09:15 -0800, "the guy on the bike"
> >> >> <[email protected]> transparently proposed:
> >> >>
> >> >> >
> >> >> >JD wrote:
> >> >> >> In response to the subject line:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> That's easy since chuck is obviously a skidmark on the chonies of life.
> >> >> >> Just knock the skinny little creep off of his Huffy and voila, the
> >> >> >> skidmark is gone from the saddle.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> JD
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Why not come to Jacksonville and try to knock me off my bike, *****-boy?
> >> >>
> >> >> Translation:
> >> >> I am too poor to be able to travel outside of Jacksonville.
> >> >
> >> >Translation: Too busy to care...
> >>
> >> Translation:
> >> No car.
> >
> >So? Think of the money I save on gas.
>
> The amount of hot air spewed, by you, in a single day would suffice to
> power the mass transit system of Jacksonville.
>
But everyone would be dead before arrival.

K. A. Cannon · Dec 30, 2005

"the messenjah" <[email protected]> posted
<[email protected]> in
rec.arts.poems on 30 Dec 2005 07:34:14 -0800:

>
>K. A. Cannon wrote:
>> On 29 Dec 2005 06:48:16 -0800, "the messenjah"
>> <[email protected]> amazed us with his/her particular brand
>> of stupidity in
>> <[email protected]> in
>> rec.arts.poems when he/she wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >Chuck Lysaght wrote:
>> >> I do a lot of riding and sometimes I get a little itchy down
>> >> there...well you know what I mean. It's starting to leave a mark and a
>> >> bad scent. What kind of cleaning agent would you use for that problem?
>> >>
>> >> http://skywriter.diaryland.com
>> >
>> >This wasn't posted by Chuck Lysaght.
>> >
>> >NNTP-Posting-Host: 221.10.124.34
>>
>> Denial is an unhealthy thing Cjucks.
>>
>> Of course it was you who posted that message.
>
>Read and learn ball bearing boy... I'm not in China.

Curious that is isn't it?

Now who would have access to a Chinese server in here????

Damn Cjucks...sucks to be you.

--
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kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-Charles Schultz

Aratzio · Dec 30, 2005

On 30 Dec 2005 09:06:46 -0800, "Holly" <[email protected]>
transparently proposed:

>
>Aratzio wrote:
>> On 30 Dec 2005 07:53:12 -0800, "the messenjah"
>> <[email protected]> transparently proposed:
>>
>> >
>> >Aratzio wrote:
>> >> On 30 Dec 2005 06:48:47 -0800, "the messenjah"
>> >> <[email protected]> transparently proposed:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >Aratzio wrote:
>> >> >> On 29 Dec 2005 08:09:15 -0800, "the guy on the bike"
>> >> >> <[email protected]> transparently proposed:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >JD wrote:
>> >> >> >> In response to the subject line:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> That's easy since chuck is obviously a skidmark on the chonies of life.
>> >> >> >> Just knock the skinny little creep off of his Huffy and voila, the
>> >> >> >> skidmark is gone from the saddle.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> JD
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Why not come to Jacksonville and try to knock me off my bike, *****-boy?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Translation:
>> >> >> I am too poor to be able to travel outside of Jacksonville.
>> >> >
>> >> >Translation: Too busy to care...
>> >>
>> >> Translation:
>> >> No car.
>> >
>> >So? Think of the money I save on gas.
>>
>> The amount of hot air spewed, by you, in a single day would suffice to
>> power the mass transit system of Jacksonville.
>>
>But everyone would be dead before arrival.

In a perfect world, yes, but there are always those horribly scarred
for life survivors. People who will spend each and every day for the
rest of their lives reliving the horror of that fateful bus trip in
Jacksonville.

OH, THE HUMANITY!

--

AHM ****** Stomping Award - 2005

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) on 10-22-2005
Message-Id: <[email protected]>

"But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."

http://www.tweaknet.info/aratzio.html

Holly · Dec 30, 2005

Aratzio wrote:
> On 30 Dec 2005 09:06:46 -0800, "Holly" <[email protected]>
> transparently proposed:
>
> >
> >Aratzio wrote:
> >> On 30 Dec 2005 07:53:12 -0800, "the messenjah"
> >> <[email protected]> transparently proposed:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >Aratzio wrote:
> >> >> On 30 Dec 2005 06:48:47 -0800, "the messenjah"
> >> >> <[email protected]> transparently proposed:
> >> >>
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Aratzio wrote:
> >> >> >> On 29 Dec 2005 08:09:15 -0800, "the guy on the bike"
> >> >> >> <[email protected]> transparently proposed:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >JD wrote:
> >> >> >> >> In response to the subject line:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> That's easy since chuck is obviously a skidmark on the chonies of life.
> >> >> >> >> Just knock the skinny little creep off of his Huffy and voila, the
> >> >> >> >> skidmark is gone from the saddle.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> JD
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Why not come to Jacksonville and try to knock me off my bike, *****-boy?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Translation:
> >> >> >> I am too poor to be able to travel outside of Jacksonville.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Translation: Too busy to care...
> >> >>
> >> >> Translation:
> >> >> No car.
> >> >
> >> >So? Think of the money I save on gas.
> >>
> >> The amount of hot air spewed, by you, in a single day would suffice to
> >> power the mass transit system of Jacksonville.
> >>
> >But everyone would be dead before arrival.
>
> In a perfect world, yes, but there are always those horribly scarred
> for life survivors. People who will spend each and every day for the
> rest of their lives reliving the horror of that fateful bus trip in
> Jacksonville.
>
> OH, THE HUMANITY!
>

Careful not to break out in song ... not just yet.

Aratzio · Dec 30, 2005

On 30 Dec 2005 11:53:10 -0800, "Holly" <[email protected]>
transparently proposed:

>
>Aratzio wrote:
>> On 30 Dec 2005 09:06:46 -0800, "Holly" <[email protected]>
>> transparently proposed:
>>
>> >
>> >Aratzio wrote:
>> >> On 30 Dec 2005 07:53:12 -0800, "the messenjah"
>> >> <[email protected]> transparently proposed:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >Aratzio wrote:
>> >> >> On 30 Dec 2005 06:48:47 -0800, "the messenjah"
>> >> >> <[email protected]> transparently proposed:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Aratzio wrote:
>> >> >> >> On 29 Dec 2005 08:09:15 -0800, "the guy on the bike"
>> >> >> >> <[email protected]> transparently proposed:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >JD wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> In response to the subject line:
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> That's easy since chuck is obviously a skidmark on the chonies of life.
>> >> >> >> >> Just knock the skinny little creep off of his Huffy and voila, the
>> >> >> >> >> skidmark is gone from the saddle.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> JD
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >Why not come to Jacksonville and try to knock me off my bike, *****-boy?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Translation:
>> >> >> >> I am too poor to be able to travel outside of Jacksonville.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Translation: Too busy to care...
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Translation:
>> >> >> No car.
>> >> >
>> >> >So? Think of the money I save on gas.
>> >>
>> >> The amount of hot air spewed, by you, in a single day would suffice to
>> >> power the mass transit system of Jacksonville.
>> >>
>> >But everyone would be dead before arrival.
>>
>> In a perfect world, yes, but there are always those horribly scarred
>> for life survivors. People who will spend each and every day for the
>> rest of their lives reliving the horror of that fateful bus trip in
>> Jacksonville.
>>
>> OH, THE HUMANITY!
>>
>
>Careful not to break out in song ... not just yet.

It actually started out *that* song done in parody. But I was just to
lazy.

--

AHM ****** Stomping Award - 2005

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) on 10-22-2005
Message-Id: <[email protected]>

"But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."

http://www.tweaknet.info/aratzio.html

Dennis M. Hammes · Dec 30, 2005

the messenjah wrote:
> Chuck Lysaght wrote:
>
>>I do a lot of riding and sometimes I get a little itchy down
>>there...well you know what I mean. It's starting to leave a mark and a
>>bad scent. What kind of cleaning agent would you use for that problem?
>>
>>http://skywriter.diaryland.com
>
>
> This was posted by Chuck Lysaght.
>
> NNTP-Posting-Host: 161.243.113.61
>

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