Steve Knight said:The Real Bev said:5, I think. (It was uphill. Both ways.) I once clocked a Dachshund going 7 mph at full tilt.
I would liked to have seen that (G) must have eaten his weaties (G)
Make them think there might be food. You can do that by cooking, opening a bag of cheese, walking,
breathing, or just existing...they will think you have food and will run to you at relativistic
speeds. You can add a few thousand decibels of noise by doing anything that makes them think that
somebody who ought to be there is actually there, or that somebody who shouldn't be there is there
-- try driving by the house or walking around in the house across the street.
Also note that if they have food they will bring it underneath a table to eat it; and if they think
that somebody is there, they will run in fear underneath a table. Otherwise, they'll hang around
underneath a table, unless they think there may be food elsewhere.
Finally, if they see that you are, in fact, offering them food, they will immediately bite your
fingers to get the food by standing on their hind legs, destroying their back and resulting in a
surgery that costs thousands of dollars and requires you forevermore to pick them up and carry them
up the steps and into the house after they defecate and urinate in your yard.
Why couldn't she have gotten a nice German Shepherd, Siberian Husky, or a cat? And TWO of the brown
mini-monsters?
--
Rick "Damn ankle biters!" Onanian