If I were to promote the benefits of biking, I'd put a lady

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On 2 May, 14:46, ComandanteBanana <[email protected]> wrote:
> If I were to promote the benefits of biking, I'd put a lady like this
> to ride around town...
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX6MtWRGW3M&feature=related
>
> No speeches about Global Warming or Road Safety would be necessary.
>
> Actually, she could advertise my T-shirts too...
>
> http://www.zazzle.com/bike_for_peace_ii_shirt-235363034463138037

I think I could attract ladys to cycling by having a photo of me, 8
stone in weight, sat eating a sausage butty followed by a large
chocolate bar!
 
On May 2, 12:08 pm, Nat <[email protected]> wrote:
> On 2 May, 14:46, ComandanteBanana <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > If I were to promote the benefits of biking, I'd put a lady like this
> > to ride around town...
>
> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX6MtWRGW3M&feature=related
>
> > No speeches about Global Warming or Road Safety would be necessary.
>
> > Actually, she could advertise my T-shirts too...
>
> >http://www.zazzle.com/bike_for_peace_ii_shirt-235363034463138037
>
> I think I could attract ladys to cycling by having a photo of me, 8
> stone in weight, sat eating a sausage butty followed by a large
> chocolate bar!

And then you'd wear a t-shirt that said, "You can eat my sausage!!!"
 
On May 2, 1:04 pm, "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
wrote:
> On May 2, 9:46 am, ComandanteBanana <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > If I were to promote the benefits of biking, I'd put a lady like this
> > to ride around town...
>
> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX6MtWRGW3M&feature=related
>
> Kinda like this?
>
> http://www.thespincycle.com/files/2006LoriCommercial.pdf

I can already read the promotion: "Put something fun between your
legs"... (the bike)

http://www.sexydeanna.com/samples/deanna033_052.jpg
 
Sincerely, guys, I think you are riding the wrong saddles that leave
you, you know with ED (impotence).

In this other forum, look what they say to the question,

"Are you in favor of using sex to sell biking?"

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=414469

Yep, 85% of them think is good.

The good news is that if you change the seat, it should be all right.
Look for the ones with the groove. ;)
 
Originally Posted by I-Like-To-Bike

"Oh how little you know! Biking is a good means to initiate sexual
activity!"

I don't advocate using a bike as an actual sex object...

"The case of a man convicted of simulating sex with his bicycle has
sparked a debate about human rights and the privacy of an individual.

He was reported by cleaners at a hostel who unlocked his door and
found him engaged in a sex act with his bike.

Stewart was put on the Sex Offenders' Register, which some posters
said was an over-reaction by the sheriff.

Stewart admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by
conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex. As well
as being put on register for three years, he was put on probation for
the same length of time.

More than a million people have read the story on the BBC news website
and it has been hotly debated on forums elsewhere.

One contributor asked: "Would they have done the same to a woman with
a sex toy?"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/s...st/7098116.stm


Just that biking could be sold better to the masses, the monkeys in my
stories, who would stop trying to imitate the lions and their SUVs.
Monkey see, monkey do...
 
On May 4, 8:31 am, ComandanteBanana <[email protected]> wrote:
> If you are afraid of sex or bikes, you shouldn't go to Holland

Of course I'm afraid of bikes because, just like you, I fear THE LION!
THE LION! THE LION! EEK!!!

> And when you go to any auto show you find these stunning ladies
> selling the stupid SUVs in scanty cloth. SEX SELLS, you know.

SEX KILLS, you know.

CommandanteBanana, I am shocked at your lack of vigilance. Don't you
realize that females are dangerous? Which lions are the hunters? THE
FEMALES! The safest course by far is to stay at home instead of biking
and stay tuned to Usenet for more fear warnings. That way you'll
never be hit by cars and you'll never meet females, either.

You are hereby demoted from Commandante. I, on the other hand, have
been promoted for embracing this campaign of fear to the utmost.
 
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