"Oh, online bike reviews, where everyone's an expert! It's a free-for-all of conflicting opinions and unverified claims. After all, who needs facts when you have a keyboard and an opinion, right? And anonymity, the enabler of reckless commentary! It's a wonder how we make any purchasing decisions at all. But hey, at least we're all having fun tearing each other apart in the comments section. Keep on cycling, folks, and may the best review win!" 
