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  1. Here's some new jokes for you to learn, LUV...

    ;-D

    xoxoxoxo
    Greg

    "Did you hear of the new Black Barbie? * It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a
    welfare check.

    Why don't black girls wear panties when they go out to eat? * It keeps the
    flies off the pizza.

    What do black girls and bears have in common? * They both suck their paws

    Why don't blacks put Oder Eaters in their shoes? * Because it makes them
    disappear!

    Why do blacks smell? * So blind people can hate them too!

    What's the difference between good black kids and bad black kids? * Good
    black kids are in medium security prisons.

    Why do black women have such big purses? * To carry their lipstick.

    What is the difference between a shotgun and a black man? * The black man
    kills more.

    What do you call a bus full of blacks? * America's most wanted

    What would you call a world without blacks? * A Dream come true!

    What do you call a black man in a suit? * Defendant

    What do you say to a black man in a three-piece suit? * "Will the defendant
    please rise."

    What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion? * A member of Crime
    stoppers of America

    What happened to the black woman that had an abortion? * Crime stoppers sent
    her a check for 500 dollars.

    What's the most popular transport in Harlem? * Police cars.

    What is the most common form of transportation in Harlem? * Ambulances.

    How do you get a black kid to take a shower? * Open a fire hydrant, and
    start selling crack on the other side.

    If there are two black guys and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? * The
    white cop.

    Why is the world like a bag of Jelly Beans? * Everyone Hates the Black Ones!

    What's long, black, and smelly? * The unemployment line.

    What qualifies as good behavior in a Harlem school? * Raising your hand
    before you pop a cap in the teacher.

    What do you call a white guy surrounded by
    * Three blacks? A victim.
    * Twenty blacks? Coach
    * Thirty blacks? Quarterback
    * 200 blacks? Warden

    What is a cocoon? * A black guy with a stutter

    What's black, orange, and very pretty? * A negro on fire.

    What do you have if you've got a black up to his neck in cement? * Not
    enough cement.

    Why doesn't a black mom let her little boy play in the sand box? * She is
    afraid that the cat will come and cover it up!"

    </>

  2. Gregory Morrow said:

    Here's some new jokes for you to learn, LUV...

    ;-D

    xoxoxoxo
    Greg

    "Did you hear of the new Black Barbie? * It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a
    welfare check.

    Why don't black girls wear panties when they go out to eat? * It keeps the
    flies off the pizza.

    What do black girls and bears have in common? * They both suck their paws

    Why don't blacks put Oder Eaters in their shoes? * Because it makes them
    disappear!

    Why do blacks smell? * So blind people can hate them too!

    What's the difference between good black kids and bad black kids? * Good
    black kids are in medium security prisons.

    Why do black women have such big purses? * To carry their lipstick.

    What is the difference between a shotgun and a black man? * The black man
    kills more.

    What do you call a bus full of blacks? * America's most wanted

    What would you call a world without blacks? * A Dream come true!

    What do you call a black man in a suit? * Defendant

    What do you say to a black man in a three-piece suit? * "Will the defendant
    please rise."

    What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion? * A member of Crime
    stoppers of America

    What happened to the black woman that had an abortion? * Crime stoppers sent
    her a check for 500 dollars.

    What's the most popular transport in Harlem? * Police cars.

    What is the most common form of transportation in Harlem? * Ambulances.

    How do you get a black kid to take a shower? * Open a fire hydrant, and
    start selling crack on the other side.

    If there are two black guys and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? * The
    white cop.

    Why is the world like a bag of Jelly Beans? * Everyone Hates the Black Ones!

    What's long, black, and smelly? * The unemployment line.

    What qualifies as good behavior in a Harlem school? * Raising your hand
    before you pop a cap in the teacher.

    What do you call a white guy surrounded by
    * Three blacks? A victim.
    * Twenty blacks? Coach
    * Thirty blacks? Quarterback
    * 200 blacks? Warden

    What is a cocoon? * A black guy with a stutter

    What's black, orange, and very pretty? * A negro on fire.

    What do you have if you've got a black up to his neck in cement? * Not
    enough cement.

    Why doesn't a black mom let her little boy play in the sand box? * She is
    afraid that the cat will come and cover it up!"

    </>

    That is totally uncalled for- maybe you should keep this between
    yourselves!

  3. "merryb" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    That is totally uncalled for- maybe you should keep this between
    yourselves!

    And now, thanks to you replying to this garbage, all of us who have k/f
    Gregory Morrow get to share the love. Well done!

  4. Davlo said:

    "merryb" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    That is totally uncalled for- maybe you should keep this between
    yourselves!

    And now, thanks to you replying to this garbage, all of us who have k/f
    Gregory Morrow get to share the love. Well done!

    Lol...

    ;-D

    --
    Best
    Greg

  5. My apologies- I had no idea I would expose everyone to this [censored].
    Maybe I should quit while I'm ahead.

  6. merryb said:

    That is totally uncalled for- maybe you should keep this between
    yourselves!

    It's a good thing you quoted it in it's entirety!

    -sw

  7. Steve Wertz <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    merryb said:

    That is totally uncalled for - maybe you should keep this
    between
    yourselves!

    It's a good thing you quoted it in it's entirety!

    Cut 'er some slack already. She's recanted.

    The Ranger

  8. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Davlo said:

    "merryb" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    That is totally uncalled for- maybe you should keep this between
    yourselves!

    And now, thanks to you replying to this garbage, all of us who have k/f
    Gregory Morrow get to share the love. Well done!

    <snicker>

    This just gets funnier all the time, even tho' his jokes were not! ;-D
    --
    Peace, Om

    Remove _ to validate e-mails.

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a [censored]" -- Jack Nicholson

  9. In article <[email hidden]>,

    merryb said:

    My apologies- I had no idea I would expose everyone to this [censored].
    Maybe I should quit while I'm ahead.

    ROFLMAO!!!

    Sorry.
    --
    Peace, Om

    Remove _ to validate e-mails.

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a [censored]" -- Jack Nicholson

  10. merryb said:

    My apologies- I had no idea I would expose everyone to this [censored].
    Maybe I should quit while I'm ahead.

    In any case, thank you for your assistance, dear...

    :-)

    --
    Best
    Greg

  11. "merryb" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Gregory Morrow said:

    Here's some new jokes for you to learn, LUV...

    ;-D

    xoxoxoxo
    Greg

    "Did you hear of the new Black Barbie? * It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and
    a
    welfare check.

    Why don't black girls wear panties when they go out to eat? * It keeps
    the
    flies off the pizza.

    What do black girls and bears have in common? * They both suck their paws

    Why don't blacks put Oder Eaters in their shoes? * Because it makes them
    disappear!

    Why do blacks smell? * So blind people can hate them too!

    What's the difference between good black kids and bad black kids? * Good
    black kids are in medium security prisons.

    Why do black women have such big purses? * To carry their lipstick.

    What is the difference between a shotgun and a black man? * The black man
    kills more.

    What do you call a bus full of blacks? * America's most wanted

    What would you call a world without blacks? * A Dream come true!

    What do you call a black man in a suit? * Defendant

    What do you say to a black man in a three-piece suit? * "Will the
    defendant
    please rise."

    What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion? * A member of Crime
    stoppers of America

    What happened to the black woman that had an abortion? * Crime stoppers
    sent
    her a check for 500 dollars.

    What's the most popular transport in Harlem? * Police cars.

    What is the most common form of transportation in Harlem? * Ambulances.

    How do you get a black kid to take a shower? * Open a fire hydrant, and
    start selling crack on the other side.

    If there are two black guys and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? * The
    white cop.

    Why is the world like a bag of Jelly Beans? * Everyone Hates the Black
    Ones!

    What's long, black, and smelly? * The unemployment line.

    What qualifies as good behavior in a Harlem school? * Raising your hand
    before you pop a cap in the teacher.

    What do you call a white guy surrounded by
    * Three blacks? A victim.
    * Twenty blacks? Coach
    * Thirty blacks? Quarterback
    * 200 blacks? Warden

    What is a cocoon? * A black guy with a stutter

    What's black, orange, and very pretty? * A negro on fire.

    What do you have if you've got a black up to his neck in cement? * Not
    enough cement.

    Why doesn't a black mom let her little boy play in the sand box? * She is
    afraid that the cat will come and cover it up!"

    </>

    That is totally uncalled for- maybe you should keep this between
    yourselves!


    The really funny thing is, I'm as white as white can be. MU hahaha!
    So all our aging colostomy candidate accomplishes is to make himself
    look like the waste of air he is. And, of course, the brothers in Chicago
    are happy for the enlightenment.

  12. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Gregory Morrow said:
    merryb said:

    My apologies- I had no idea I would expose everyone to this [censored].
    Maybe I should quit while I'm ahead.

    In any case, thank you for your assistance, dear...

    :-)

    Greggy baby, you are one sick puppy! ;-D

    Apologies to the rest, I'm sleep deprived as usual and it's the end of
    the week. I found that exchange to be funny as hell, even tho' the
    racist jokes were not very original......

    I've got better on file.

    Approved by black co-workers no less.
    --
    Peace, Om

    Remove _ to validate e-mails.

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a [censored]" -- Jack Nicholson

  13. In article <[email hidden]>, "cybercat" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    That is totally uncalled for- maybe you should keep this between
    yourselves!


    The really funny thing is, I'm as white as white can be. MU hahaha!
    So all our aging colostomy candidate accomplishes is to make himself
    look like the waste of air he is. And, of course, the brothers in Chicago
    are happy for the enlightenment.

    And you did not trim the post...

    Why babe? ;-P
    --
    Peace, Om

    Remove _ to validate e-mails.

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a [censored]" -- Jack Nicholson

  14. cyberSQUAT said:

    "merryb" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Gregory Morrow said:

    Here's some new jokes for you to learn, LUV...

    ;-D

    xoxoxoxo
    Greg

    "Did you hear of the new Black Barbie? * It comes with 12 kids, AIDS


    and

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    a
    welfare check.

    Why don't black girls wear panties when they go out to eat? * It keeps
    the
    flies off the pizza.

    What do black girls and bears have in common? * They both suck their


    paws

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    Why don't blacks put Oder Eaters in their shoes? * Because it makes


    them

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    disappear!

    Why do blacks smell? * So blind people can hate them too!

    What's the difference between good black kids and bad black kids? *


    Good

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    black kids are in medium security prisons.

    Why do black women have such big purses? * To carry their lipstick.

    What is the difference between a shotgun and a black man? * The black


    man

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    kills more.

    What do you call a bus full of blacks? * America's most wanted

    What would you call a world without blacks? * A Dream come true!

    What do you call a black man in a suit? * Defendant

    What do you say to a black man in a three-piece suit? * "Will the
    defendant
    please rise."

    What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion? * A member of


    Crime

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    stoppers of America

    What happened to the black woman that had an abortion? * Crime stoppers
    sent
    her a check for 500 dollars.

    What's the most popular transport in Harlem? * Police cars.

    What is the most common form of transportation in Harlem? * Ambulances.

    How do you get a black kid to take a shower? * Open a fire hydrant, and
    start selling crack on the other side.

    If there are two black guys and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? *


    The

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    white cop.

    Why is the world like a bag of Jelly Beans? * Everyone Hates the Black
    Ones!

    What's long, black, and smelly? * The unemployment line.

    What qualifies as good behavior in a Harlem school? * Raising your hand
    before you pop a cap in the teacher.

    What do you call a white guy surrounded by
    * Three blacks? A victim.
    * Twenty blacks? Coach
    * Thirty blacks? Quarterback
    * 200 blacks? Warden

    What is a cocoon? * A black guy with a stutter

    What's black, orange, and very pretty? * A negro on fire.

    What do you have if you've got a black up to his neck in cement? * Not
    enough cement.

    Why doesn't a black mom let her little boy play in the sand box? * She


    is

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    afraid that the cat will come and cover it up!"

    </>

    That is totally uncalled for- maybe you should keep this between
    yourselves!


    The really funny thing is, I'm as white as white can be. MU hahaha!
    So all our aging colostomy candidate accomplishes is to make himself
    look like the waste of air he is. And, of course, the brothers in Chicago
    are happy for the enlightenment.

    Open W - I - D - E, cyberSQUAT...!!! :

    "There was this cybercat not too meek

    Who perfected a certain sucking technique

    She loved pubic hair

    And balls that were bare

    And the way she swallowed was really unique..."

    Bwahahahaaaaaaa...!!!

    ;---p

    --
    Best
    Greg

  15. cyberSLOP said:

    The really funny thing is, I'm as white as white can be. MU hahaha!

    Then why is your autobiography entitled _The Black Hole_...???

    MU hahaha...!!!

    --
    Best
    Greg

  16. "Omelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    In article <[email hidden]>, "cybercat" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    That is totally uncalled for- maybe you should keep this between
    yourselves!


    The really funny thing is, I'm as white as white can be. MU hahaha!
    So all our aging colostomy candidate accomplishes is to make himself
    look like the waste of air he is. And, of course, the brothers in Chicago
    are happy for the enlightenment.

    And you did not trim the post...

    Why babe? ;-P
    --

    Because I love it when Greg displays himself in allllll his glory. 😄

    It's a good thing. Or at least it will be, eventually.

  17. cyberSQUAT said:

    "Omelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    In article <[email hidden]>, "cybercat" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    > That is totally uncalled for- maybe you should keep this between
    > yourselves!
    >
    The really funny thing is, I'm as white as white can be. MU hahaha!
    So all our aging colostomy candidate accomplishes is to make himself
    look like the waste of air he is. And, of course, the brothers in


    Chicago

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    are happy for the enlightenment.

    And you did not trim the post...

    Why babe? ;-P
    --

    Because I love it when Greg displays himself in allllll his glory. 😄

    It's a good thing. Or at least it will be, eventually.

    I'm NOT turning straight for you, Poopsie...

    ;--D

    --
    Best
    Greg

  18. Gregory Morrow said:
    Quoted message said:

    Bwahahahaaaaaaa...!!!

    ;---p

    You are disgusting

  19. In article <[email hidden]>, "cybercat" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    "Omelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    In article <[email hidden]>, "cybercat" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    > That is totally uncalled for- maybe you should keep this between
    > yourselves!
    >
    The really funny thing is, I'm as white as white can be. MU hahaha!
    So all our aging colostomy candidate accomplishes is to make himself
    look like the waste of air he is. And, of course, the brothers in Chicago
    are happy for the enlightenment.

    And you did not trim the post...

    Why babe? ;-P
    --

    Because I love it when Greg displays himself in allllll his glory. 😄

    It's a good thing. Or at least it will be, eventually.

    Okay. ;-)
    --
    Peace, Om

    Remove _ to validate e-mails.

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a [censored]" -- Jack Nicholson

  20. "Ophelia" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Gregory Morrow said:
    Quoted message said:

    Bwahahahaaaaaaa...!!!

    ;---p

    You are disgusting

    He thinks it is precious. So does Om. We'll see what his black neighbors
    think. 🙂

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