Here's some new jokes for you to learn, LUV...
;-D
xoxoxoxo
Greg
"Did you hear of the new Black Barbie? * It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a
welfare check.
Why don't black girls wear panties when they go out to eat? * It keeps the
flies off the pizza.
What do black girls and bears have in common? * They both suck their paws
Why don't blacks put Oder Eaters in their shoes? * Because it makes them
disappear!
Why do blacks smell? * So blind people can hate them too!
What's the difference between good black kids and bad black kids? * Good
black kids are in medium security prisons.
Why do black women have such big purses? * To carry their lipstick.
What is the difference between a shotgun and a black man? * The black man
kills more.
What do you call a bus full of blacks? * America's most wanted
What would you call a world without blacks? * A Dream come true!
What do you call a black man in a suit? * Defendant
What do you say to a black man in a three-piece suit? * "Will the defendant
please rise."
What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion? * A member of Crime
stoppers of America
What happened to the black woman that had an abortion? * Crime stoppers sent
her a check for 500 dollars.
What's the most popular transport in Harlem? * Police cars.
What is the most common form of transportation in Harlem? * Ambulances.
How do you get a black kid to take a shower? * Open a fire hydrant, and
start selling crack on the other side.
If there are two black guys and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? * The
white cop.
Why is the world like a bag of Jelly Beans? * Everyone Hates the Black Ones!
What's long, black, and smelly? * The unemployment line.
What qualifies as good behavior in a Harlem school? * Raising your hand
before you pop a cap in the teacher.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by
* Three blacks? A victim.
* Twenty blacks? Coach
* Thirty blacks? Quarterback
* 200 blacks? Warden
What is a cocoon? * A black guy with a stutter
What's black, orange, and very pretty? * A negro on fire.
What do you have if you've got a black up to his neck in cement? * Not
enough cement.
Why doesn't a black mom let her little boy play in the sand box? * She is
afraid that the cat will come and cover it up!"
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