OT: Really cool monkey jokes!!!!!



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Shaun Rimmer

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Q:

How do you stop a monkey from climbing Blackpool Tower? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
R:

Take it to Southport!

S:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
T:

Because it was dead!

',;~}

Thank you folks, have a good weekend!

Shaun aRe
 
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Simon

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"Shaun Rimmer" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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| Q:
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| How do you stop a monkey from climbing Blackpool Tower?
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| Take it to Southport!
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| Q:
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| Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
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| A:
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| Because it was dead!
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| ',;~}
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| Thank you folks, have a good weekend!
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| Shaun aRe

Why did the monkey get dirty?

Cos it had no fenders on its bike ;o)

Simon....have a good one too shaun
 
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Cinder Girl

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Why did Rimmer cross the street?

Cause we were all throwing eggs at him.
 
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Stephen Baker

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CG writes:

>Why did Rimmer cross the street?
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>Cause we were all throwing eggs at him.
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Hard-boiled or soft? It makes a difference.............
 
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Cinder Girl

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"Stephen Baker" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> CG writes:
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> >Why did Rimmer cross the street?
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> >Cause we were all throwing eggs at him.
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> Hard-boiled or soft? It makes a difference.............
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I think he deserves the soft. Makes more mess on impact.
 
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Shaun Rimmer

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Simon <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "Shaun Rimmer" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> | Q:
> |
> | How do you stop a monkey from climbing Blackpool Tower?
> A:
> |
> | Take it to Southport!
> |
> |
> |
> | Q:
> |
> | Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
> | . .
> | A:
> |
> | Because it was dead!
> |
> | ',;~}
> |
> | Thank you folks, have a good weekend!
> |
> | Shaun aRe
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> Why did the monkey get dirty?
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> Cos it had no fenders on its bike ;o)

Hell fire and brimstone and treacle Si, are you _ever_ gonna let it go?!?!?!? ',;~}

> Simon....have a good one too shaun

I did, ta, despite feeling like I was dying of several fatal diseases at once.

Shaun aRe, proprietor "Snot Rockets R Us!"
 
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