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  1. I don't often drive, but there are occasions when it's a convienient
    means of transport.

    I drove to Ikea today to buy a bed frame. In order to avoid the rush
    I arrived at 8.45, 15 minutes before opening time, so I had time to
    kill before the doors opened. I sat and watched fellow shoppers as
    they parked.

    I was pondering whether the driver of a black Mazda RX-8 was really
    disabled as he went into the disabled bay closest to the entrance
    door, and feeling smug that I'd bagged the (non-disabled) parking spot
    closest to the shop exit. I then heard a satisfying crunch. The
    driver had gone straight into a concrete bollard. And Oh what joy and
    poetic justice as a perfectly healthy (physically at least) man
    emerged from the deformed vehicle. A titter grew from my fellow
    shoppers during our grandstand view of the hapless driver's clear
    discontent at the sight of the damage.

    "I bet you wish you hadn't used a disabled bay!" yelled one amused
    shopper.

    "Perhaps you should rely on common sense instead of sat. nav." cried
    another wag.

    "Are you going to report the damage... to the bollard?" asked a
    third.

    I bet he didn't.

  2. Tom Crispin wrote on 28/04/2007 19:11 +0100:

    Quoted message said:


    And Oh what joy and
    poetic justice as a perfectly healthy (physically at least) man
    emerged from the deformed vehicle.

    It's a common misconception that a disabled person has to show physical
    signs to be disabled (and be too poor to own a relatively expensive
    car). He may or may not have been disabled but it is a shame the mob
    made their usual presumptions.

    --
    Tony

    "The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there
    is no good evidence either way."
    - Bertrand Russell

  3. Tony Raven said:

    It's a common misconception that a disabled person has to show physical
    signs to be disabled (and be too poor to own a relatively expensive
    car). He may or may not have been disabled but it is a shame the mob
    made their usual presumptions.

    Indeed. But this git deserved all he got.

  4. On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 20:29:16 +0100, John Hearns <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:
    Tony Raven said:

    It's a common misconception that a disabled person has to show physical
    signs to be disabled (and be too poor to own a relatively expensive
    car). He may or may not have been disabled but it is a shame the mob
    made their usual presumptions.

    Indeed. But this git deserved all he got.

    Sorry, but how can you know?

    It would be nice to think it was an able bodied person snaffling a
    disabled bay but as Tony points out, you just can't tell.

    If he had, for example, heart failure, he would look fine until he
    exerted himself enough to bring on symptoms.

  5. "John Hearns" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Tony Raven said:

    It's a common misconception that a disabled person has to show physical
    signs to be disabled (and be too poor to own a relatively expensive car).
    He may or may not have been disabled but it is a shame the mob made their
    usual presumptions.

    Indeed. But this git deserved all he got.

    Why?

  6. John Hearns wrote on 28/04/2007 20:29 +0100:

    Quoted message said:
    Tony Raven said:

    It's a common misconception that a disabled person has to show
    physical signs to be disabled (and be too poor to own a relatively
    expensive car). He may or may not have been disabled but it is a
    shame the mob made their usual presumptions.

    Indeed. But this git deserved all he got.

    What did he deserve and why?

    --
    Tony

    "The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there
    is no good evidence either way."
    - Bertrand Russell

  7. "Tom Crispin" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

    Quoted message said:

    I drove to Ikea today to buy a bed frame.

    I believe threy can be strange sizes from Ikea.

    Jc

  8. On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 19:37:32 GMT, [email hidden] (Ziggy)

    Quoted message said:

    On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 20:29:16 +0100, John Hearns <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:
    Tony Raven said:

    It's a common misconception that a disabled person has to show physical
    signs to be disabled (and be too poor to own a relatively expensive
    car). He may or may not have been disabled but it is a shame the mob
    made their usual presumptions.

    Indeed. But this git deserved all he got.

    Sorry, but how can you know?

    It would be nice to think it was an able bodied person snaffling a
    disabled bay but as Tony points out, you just can't tell.

    If he had, for example, heart failure, he would look fine until he
    exerted himself enough to bring on symptoms.

    After loading my bed into my car I did amble over to the Mazda to see
    the damage and look for a blue badge. There was none, but the damage
    was there.

  9. Tony Raven said:

    John Hearns wrote on 28/04/2007 20:29 +0100:

    Quoted message said:
    Tony Raven said:

    It's a common misconception that a disabled person has to show
    physical signs to be disabled (and be too poor to own a relatively
    expensive car). He may or may not have been disabled but it is a
    shame the mob made their usual presumptions.

    Indeed. But this git deserved all he got.

    What did he deserve and why?

    He deserved to be laughed at for a particularly stupid prang. OK, it
    wouldn't be so funny if it was a kid on a bike he drove into, but the
    fact that it was a bollard and that no one was hurt meant that it was
    amusing. And rough justice that he did it while parking in a bay
    reserved for people with particular needs.

  10. Tony Raven said:

    Tom Crispin wrote on 28/04/2007 19:11 +0100:

    Quoted message said:


    And Oh what joy and
    poetic justice as a perfectly healthy (physically at least) man
    emerged from the deformed vehicle.

    It's a common misconception that a disabled person has to show physical
    signs to be disabled (and be too poor to own a relatively expensive
    car). He may or may not have been disabled but it is a shame the mob
    made their usual presumptions.

    Making fun of someone's crass inability to drive is, in my book, fair game.

    On my way home on Friday, I was overtaken by an RX8 with the driver
    hooting and gesticulating. 100 yards later, it joined a long traffic
    jam for the lights.

    I rode past the jam, and the lights were Green when I arrived at the
    junction.

    Some phases of the lights, and about a mile and a half later, the same
    car overtook again, the driver still hooting and gesticulating.

    Is a year old RX8 worth more than my 11 year old Dawes Sterling?

  11. Josey' jc@nospam said:


    "Tom Crispin" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

    Quoted message said:

    I drove to Ikea today to buy a bed frame.

    I believe threy can be strange sizes from Ikea.

    Fortunately I bought my matress for Ikea also - 20 years ago. The new
    bed frame and the old matress are the same strange size.

  12. "Al C-F" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    message news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Is a year old RX8 worth more than my 11 year old Dawes Sterling?

    Given a choice, I'd take the car.

  13. "Tom Crispin" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Josey' jc@nospam said:


    "Tom Crispin" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

    Quoted message said:

    I drove to Ikea today to buy a bed frame.

    I believe threy can be strange sizes from Ikea.

    Fortunately I bought my matress for Ikea also - 20 years ago. The new
    bed frame and the old matress are the same strange size.

    Time for a new mattress?

  14. On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 22:10:19 +0100, "vernon" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:


    "Tom Crispin" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Josey' jc@nospam said:


    "Tom Crispin" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

    > I drove to Ikea today to buy a bed frame.

    I believe threy can be strange sizes from Ikea.

    Fortunately I bought my matress for Ikea also - 20 years ago. The new
    bed frame and the old matress are the same strange size.

    Time for a new mattress?

    What would I do with the old one?

    http://www.streetmattress.com/sm.php

  15. Ziggy said:


    Sorry, but how can you know?


    I don't. But do you think the 20-something young guy I saw in Newcastle
    (Grainger Town) parking his BWW on a double yellow line on Thursday
    evening was disabled? I think not.
    Bought the Blue Badge in a dodgy pub I think.
    Doubly cheeky, as Blue Badges do not give you any rights to park on a
    double yellow anyway.

  16. vernon said:


    Quoted message said:

    Indeed. But this git deserved all he got.

    Why?


    Because he is a selfish git who tried to take a space closer to a shop
    to save his fat, lardy self a few extra yards walking.

  17. John Hearns wrote on 28/04/2007 23:32 +0100:

    Quoted message said:
    vernon said:


    Quoted message said:

    Indeed. But this git deserved all he got.

    Why?


    Because he is a selfish git who tried to take a space closer to a shop
    to save his fat, lardy self a few extra yards walking.

    And you know that for a fact do you? Those with physical disabilities
    suffer enough from discrimination but the disabled without visible
    disabilities face an additional tier of prejudice. I don't know whether
    this guy was disabled or not but the automatic assumption that because
    he has a nice car and doesn't walk with a limp and a stick that he must
    be a fraud is just pure prejudice.

    --
    Tony

    "The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there
    is no good evidence either way."
    - Bertrand Russell

  18. On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 23:32:48 +0100, John Hearns <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:
    vernon said:


    Quoted message said:

    Indeed. But this git deserved all he got.

    Why?


    Because he is a selfish git who tried to take a space closer to a shop
    to save his fat, lardy self a few extra yards walking.

    Ahem....

    I am fatter than he - by a good few inches I reckon. And I'd parked
    closer to the shop - albeit the exit - to save my fat lardy [censored] a few
    extra yards walking with heavy shopping. The difference being I
    wasn't in a disabled bay. There were plenty of normal bays available
    close to the shop anyway, so it is still a mystery why he chose to
    park on a bollar^d^d^disabled bay.

  19. Tony Raven said:

    John Hearns wrote on 28/04/2007 23:32 +0100:

    Quoted message said:
    vernon said:


    > Indeed. But this git deserved all he got.

    Why?


    Because he is a selfish git who tried to take a space closer to a shop
    to save his fat, lardy self a few extra yards walking.

    And you know that for a fact do you? Those with physical disabilities
    suffer enough from discrimination but the disabled without visible
    disabilities face an additional tier of prejudice. I don't know whether
    this guy was disabled or not but the automatic assumption that because
    he has a nice car and doesn't walk with a limp and a stick that he must
    be a fraud is just pure prejudice.

    Add to that the fact that there was no visible disabled badge, the
    facts are compelling.

    Anyway, disabled or otherwise, there was no excuse for the stupidity
    of driving into a bollard. On the two occaisions I've done similar,
    there was no excuse either. I accepted the ridicule gracefully.

  20. On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 23:31:03 +0100, John Hearns <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:
    Ziggy said:

    Sorry, but how can you know?


    I don't. But do you think the 20-something young guy I saw in Newcastle
    (Grainger Town) parking his BWW on a double yellow line on Thursday
    evening was disabled? I think not.
    Bought the Blue Badge in a dodgy pub I think.
    Doubly cheeky, as Blue Badges do not give you any rights to park on a
    double yellow anyway.

    Actshually, a Blue Badge /does/ give that right.

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