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Ian Testines (Italy) asked the14thdisciple:
> Apart from the questionable words of the Bible and a scrap of cloth with his picture on it, what
> solid evidence is there that Jesus ever existed?"
ah ! mister testies If i could count How maney times i Have been
arseked that Queston it Would mean i was abel to count ! the Larst time
i tryed was when i baught some faulty $7 doller bills And the Police
only released me when they Found Out i paid $8.50 for each of Them.
but If it is SOLID evidence hugh are looking four, look no farter than
the Lavatory of the LOARD.
the Fact that The jeasus Christ Ahhmen existed can be clearley seen
from his toilet What was esxcaveted by arkythologists in Jewreusalem
whear he Used to live.
becasue Of its unusually large seat they originally thaught it was a
Star Gate, but they gave up on that idea when they realised that Nobody
in biblical times had the need to pooh into a hyderdimensional travel
system like we take for grunted today. (and by the Way i Am NOT ashamed
of saying the word Pooh, for i Have got a teddy-boar with The same name
and besides it soundeth a Litle Frensh if you Pronounce it write. )
this Is as clear as the stains on Yoar legs, my Frend, for though His
robes were Long they concealedeth NOT a nappy.
jeasus Used a tolet Just like us. , and this Is verey lucky for the
Israiley souvernear industrey who for Years have mined the countryside
surrounding them for Jeasuses Turds.
reacent Advanses with DNA technology means that juan day soon we mite
be abel to take one of Jeasuses Turds and CLOAN as maney moar of them
as we like. this Will proave juance and four all that Jeasus ate
insects and seagulls as part of his callory controlled diet.
but i Am sory i can NOT tell you no moar about Divine dooh-doohs wright
now becasue i Hafe prommised the local Mosque a fresh supply of
Mohammed droppings so i Hafe to visit the stables to collect some ...
loaf Form yoar old freand 14
http://www.littleboxes.nl/the14thdisciple
> Apart from the questionable words of the Bible and a scrap of cloth with his picture on it, what
> solid evidence is there that Jesus ever existed?"
ah ! mister testies If i could count How maney times i Have been
arseked that Queston it Would mean i was abel to count ! the Larst time
i tryed was when i baught some faulty $7 doller bills And the Police
only released me when they Found Out i paid $8.50 for each of Them.
but If it is SOLID evidence hugh are looking four, look no farter than
the Lavatory of the LOARD.
the Fact that The jeasus Christ Ahhmen existed can be clearley seen
from his toilet What was esxcaveted by arkythologists in Jewreusalem
whear he Used to live.
becasue Of its unusually large seat they originally thaught it was a
Star Gate, but they gave up on that idea when they realised that Nobody
in biblical times had the need to pooh into a hyderdimensional travel
system like we take for grunted today. (and by the Way i Am NOT ashamed
of saying the word Pooh, for i Have got a teddy-boar with The same name
and besides it soundeth a Litle Frensh if you Pronounce it write. )
this Is as clear as the stains on Yoar legs, my Frend, for though His
robes were Long they concealedeth NOT a nappy.
jeasus Used a tolet Just like us. , and this Is verey lucky for the
Israiley souvernear industrey who for Years have mined the countryside
surrounding them for Jeasuses Turds.
reacent Advanses with DNA technology means that juan day soon we mite
be abel to take one of Jeasuses Turds and CLOAN as maney moar of them
as we like. this Will proave juance and four all that Jeasus ate
insects and seagulls as part of his callory controlled diet.
but i Am sory i can NOT tell you no moar about Divine dooh-doohs wright
now becasue i Hafe prommised the local Mosque a fresh supply of
Mohammed droppings so i Hafe to visit the stables to collect some ...
loaf Form yoar old freand 14
http://www.littleboxes.nl/the14thdisciple
