Popular Myths

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chevvy, Feb 13, 2003.

  1. chevvy

    chevvy New Member

    Joined:
    Feb 13, 2003
    Messages:
    1
    Likes Received:
    0
    A man boarded an aircraft in New York and took his seat. As he settled
    in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realized she
    was heading straight towards his seat. And Bingo! she took the seat right
    beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out,
    "Business trip or vacation?"
    She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in France."
    He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
    sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
    Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role
    at this convention?"
    "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he smiled, "What myths are those?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We
    have found that the best potential lovers in all categories is the
    Afrikaner." Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; I don't even know your name."
    "Tonto," the man said...."Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me
    Frikkie."
     
    Tags:


  2. Ralph Ray

    Ralph Ray New Member

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2003
    Messages:
    73
    Likes Received:
    0
    I always heard it is Jewish cowboys that are the best, signed Bucky Goldstein
     
  3. patch70

    patch70 New Member

    Joined:
    Jun 19, 2003
    Messages:
    1,682
    Likes Received:
    0
    I heard it as Cowboys, Police and Jewish men =>
    Constable Hopalong Goldstein is the name.
     
  4. 4900Rockpock

    4900Rockpock New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2003
    Messages:
    46
    Likes Received:
    0
    OH NO! my name is Sancho Deveraux!!
     
  5. GabrielS

    GabrielS New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2003
    Messages:
    37
    Likes Received:
    0
    That is amsuign. THansk
     
  6. JSWin

    JSWin Member

    Joined:
    Jul 13, 2015
    Messages:
    753
    Likes Received:
    13
    Lol! Good one. There's always some nonsense about this kind of thing. You can't really say it's just this kind or that kind that is a great lover. Everyone is different. Doesn't matter. You'll find great lovers in all different kinds. Make an association based on one or two encounters. Might be more like a crapshoot. Instinct, who knows.
    Myth buster. Lol. What's she going to say? Not in my book.
     
Loading...
Loading...