A man boarded an aircraft in New York and took his seat. As he settled
in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realized she
was heading straight towards his seat. And Bingo! she took the seat right
beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out,
"Business trip or vacation?"
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in France."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role
at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he smiled, "What myths are those?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We
have found that the best potential lovers in all categories is the
Afrikaner." Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said...."Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me
Frikkie."
in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realized she
was heading straight towards his seat. And Bingo! she took the seat right
beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out,
"Business trip or vacation?"
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in France."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role
at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he smiled, "What myths are those?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We
have found that the best potential lovers in all categories is the
Afrikaner." Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said...."Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me
Frikkie."
