Stage 5: where's Mark Cavendish?



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D.M. Procida

Guest
We've come to look forward to the Mark Cavendish section on the
highlights programme each evening -

"er, uh, yeah" <scratches nose, sniffs> "maybe, like, the team, er"
<pokes finger in eye, rubs face, puts glasses on> "today, uh, no-one,
no, uh, yeah" <scratches head, picks nose, takes glasses off> "yeah uh
no uh yeah er" <grimaces, sniffs, coughs, rubs head>


and tonight he wasn't on! Why not? Highlight of the highlights, is Mark
Cavendish!

Daniele
 
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Al C-F

Guest
D.M. Procida wrote:
> We've come to look forward to the Mark Cavendish section on the
> highlights programme each evening -
>
> "er, uh, yeah" <scratches nose, sniffs> "maybe, like, the team, er"
> <pokes finger in eye, rubs face, puts glasses on> "today, uh, no-one,
> no, uh, yeah" <scratches head, picks nose, takes glasses off> "yeah uh
> no uh yeah er" <grimaces, sniffs, coughs, rubs head>
>
>
> and tonight he wasn't on! Why not? Highlight of the highlights, is Mark
> Cavendish!
>
> Daniele


Depressing, isn't it?

So many foreign riders seem passable or fluent in many languages other
than their own, and Mr Cavendish struggles valiantly with his mother tongue.
 
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dkahn400

Guest
On Jul 12, 9:24 pm, [email protected] (D.M.
Procida) wrote:
> We've come to look forward to the Mark Cavendish section on the
> highlights programme each evening -
>
> "er, uh, yeah" <scratches nose, sniffs> "maybe, like, the team, er"
> <pokes finger in eye, rubs face, puts glasses on> "today, uh, no-one,
> no, uh, yeah" <scratches head, picks nose, takes glasses off> "yeah uh
> no uh yeah er" <grimaces, sniffs, coughs, rubs head>
>
> and tonight he wasn't on! Why not? Highlight of the highlights, is Mark
> Cavendish!


I think David Millar is another rider who does himself no favours by
his complete lack of interview technique. As for Geraint Thomas' video
diary - what utter tedium. ITV seem desperate to find things to show.
Any **** will do as long as it isn't the actual racing. :-(

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Dave...
 

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