The Expensive Hotel

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, May 16, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    A husband and wife are traveling by car from Atlanta to New York.
    After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too
    tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop
    at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for
    four hours and then get back on the road.

    When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a
    bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the
    charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice
    hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk
    tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking
    to the manager.

    The manager listens to the man and then explains the hotel has an
    Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were
    available for the husband and wife to use. He also explains they
    could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is

    "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas
    perform here," explains the manager.

    No matter what facility the manager mentions, the man replies,
    "But we didn't use it!"

    The manager is unmoved and eventually the man gives up and agrees
    to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the manager. The
    manager is surprised when he looks at the check.

    "But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $100."

    "That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping
    with my wife."

    "But I didn't!" exclaims the manager.

    "Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have."

  2. Guest

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  3. Guest

    Guest Guest

    I'm going to remember that one next time I stay at a motel!