The Thread about Nothing....

Quoted post said:

Originally Posted by 531Aussie
Ha. This is half funny. These guys play a prank on their mate by rigging cold kegs through all his plumbing, then put cameras around the joint to watch his reaction when he comes home. Skip to the 5min mark if you just wanna see the money shot

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Don't get me wrong, I won't complain when you blaggards prank me like that, but really, why not just the one keg at a time on the single pipe from the meter? Granted it might not be as cold from the tap so quickly, but still.

matagi said:

The Elegant Gentleman's Guide to Knife Fighting was a bit hit and miss I thought.  Some riotously funny stuff, but equally some seriously unamusing stuff too. Oh yes, well done Llama!

That is exactly what I thought Ma. Some of the cleverest skits I've seen for ages, and many that were a swing and a miss. And yeah, again, Lllama - you never cease to amaze me. Your [adjusted and corrected] time put you right up there among Australia's best pro riders. You are farken ace.

alienator said:

My guess is that the Parkes dish was stowed pointing up (they do that when it gets windy and perhaps other times) ...

... for a game of cricket.

alienator said:

... Besides, everyone who's not an idiot knows that aliens use cloaking technology so that their ships can't be seen with radar or laser beams.

Yeah der! As if anyone doesn't know that.

Apologies for blatant self interest plugs, but here is an interview with the retiring Cookie.

http://cyclingtips.com.au/2013/11/interview-with-baden-cooke/

Can't believe I didn't drop it in here earlier.

Come on Vadar, come out of retirement and bollock me for being too soft on the doping questions, you know you want to!

Quoted post said:

Originally Posted by Jono L
Apologies for blatant self interest plugs, but here is an interview with the retiring Cookie.

http://cyclingtips.com.au/2013/11/interview-with-baden-cooke/

Can't believe I didn't drop it in here earlier.

Come on Vadar, come out of retirement and bollock me for being too soft on the doping questions, you know you want to!

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Damn sprinters get all the chicks.

Picture tells a thousand words ;-)

Quoted post said:

Originally Posted by Jono L
Picture tells a thousand words ;-)

did he score? :-)

Wish I could tell you,

But I dunno...

Ha. Is Cookey a root-rat?

Beeperereers - Have only seen Stromlo. Was there for the Masters TT champs in '09. Looks like an ace park. I won't be investing in a MTB any time soon.

Top day at Bright today. Stopped EVERYTHING getting away. All day. All the way to the final climb. The 75kgs+ guys hated me. They wanted to be 'let ride up the road'. Not today. The climbers and sprinters loved it. Armchair ride for 80kms. Longest turn on the front was 14km. Climbing like a rock so this was how I could mix it up. Timing system meltdown across the grades. They've 'fixed' them but people are still saying [censored] is all over the shop. Disappointing as Bright has been ROCK SOLID in the past with timing. Few grumpy people about without times.

Nice one Llammie.

Am I getting paranoid? I think the [censored] even know which [censored] sites I've been visiting.
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It's the Second Coming!

Crikey!! Guess who :-)

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Originally Posted by bbp
Am I getting paranoid? I think the [censored] even know which [censored] sites I've been visiting.

I told yuz; it's that huge spaceship that was hovering over NSW

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Originally Posted by 531Aussie
Crikey!! Guess who :-)

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I don't wanna spoil it, but I saw this in the news recently in an article about his/her twitter war - great photo! [IMG]files.cyclingforums.combig smile.pngOpen ↗[/IMG]

hee hee, Yeah, that's where I saw it.

Gunts! ABC2 now. Gunts, I tells ya! [IMG]files.cyclingforums.comshocked.pngOpen ↗[/IMG]

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Say it ain't so, Joe :-(

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