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DA74

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Fill in the blanks yourself because it doesn't matter. He's had his
chance and you can see the result. Stick a fork in him. His days of
"leading" a grand tour team were over a few stages ago. See him next
year again in a grand tour as he fetches bottles for Levi as Levi
battles for 9th place.
-DA74
 
DA74 wrote:
> before we adjourn to an all-you-can-eat lunch buffet at Sizzler - before
> the gang-bang of course.


That could cause some serious cases of heartburn.
 
Donald Munro wrote:
> DA74 wrote:
> > before we adjourn to an all-you-can-eat lunch buffet at Sizzler - before
> > the gang-bang of course.

>
> That could cause some serious cases of heartburn.



The ******** should be fun, based on a two on one I had with a teammate
and an Econolodge maid a few years back.

Duped
 
On 9/2/06 5:04 AM, in article
[email protected], "[email protected]"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>
> Donald Munro wrote:
>> DA74 wrote:
>>> before we adjourn to an all-you-can-eat lunch buffet at Sizzler - before
>>> the gang-bang of course.

>>
>> That could cause some serious cases of heartburn.

>
>
> The ******** should be fun, based on a two on one I had with a teammate
> and an Econolodge maid a few years back.
>
> Duped
>

An Illegal from Guatemala?
 
Nice circle jerk.

What's really funny is that you doofus's actually think anyone cares
what's happening in the Vuelta. Wake up - pro cycling is dead. It'll be
totally off US television by '07. I expect at least one GT to be
canceled due to lack of sponsorship by '08.

You D3's who still fantasize about a "career path" should take up golf.
 
in 525687 20060902 151251 [email protected] wrote:

> Wake up - pro cycling is dead. It'll be totally off US television by '07.


You really think pro cycling needs US TV?
 
in message <[email protected]>,
[email protected] ('[email protected]') wrote:

> Nice circle jerk.
>
> What's really funny is that you doofus's actually think anyone cares
> what's happening in the Vuelta. Wake up - pro cycling is dead.


No...

> It'll be
> totally off US television by '07.


You know what, baseball is totally off European television now. That, of
course, means that baseball is dead... not. Do you think the pro tour
managers give a stuff about what's showing in US television?

> I expect at least one GT to be
> canceled due to lack of sponsorship by '08.


Pork air 916, pork air 916, you are cleared for landing on runway 3.

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[email protected] wrote:

> Donald Munro wrote:
>
>>DA74 wrote:
>>
>>>before we adjourn to an all-you-can-eat lunch buffet at Sizzler - before
>>>the gang-bang of course.

>>
>>That could cause some serious cases of heartburn.

>
>
>
> The ******** should be fun, based on a two on one I had with a teammate
> and an Econolodge maid a few years back.
>
> Duped
>



Econolodge & Sizzler ALL-PRO CAMP - I like the ring of it. Let's hit
'em up for $7k a pop and toss in a 15% Nashbar coupon.

Magilla
 
Bob Martin wrote:
> You really think pro cycling needs US TV?


Like a fish needs a bicycle.
 
[email protected] wrote:
> Nice circle jerk.
>
> What's really funny is that you doofus's actually think anyone cares
> what's happening in the Vuelta. Wake up - pro cycling is dead. It'll be
> totally off US television by '07. I expect at least one GT to be
> canceled due to lack of sponsorship by '08.
>
> You D3's who still fantasize about a "career path" should take up golf.


Troll.

And it's "dufuses" you moron. It's not a contraction and there's no
possession so drop the " ' " (also known as an apostrophe
(a-pos-tro-fee)). Grammatical errors such as these reflect poorly on
your upbringing and suggest some white trash in the recent
pool-o-genes.
-DA74
 
DA74 wrote:
>>

> Troll.
>
> And it's "dufuses" you moron. It's not a contraction and there's no
> possession so drop the " ' " (also known as an apostrophe
> (a-pos-tro-fee)). Grammatical errors such as these reflect poorly on
> your upbringing and suggest some white trash in the recent
> pool-o-genes.






Dumbass -


Come on DA, you can do better than grammatical error smack. It's no
better than spelling smack.

I have faith in you.


thanks,

K. Gringioni.
 
Kurgan Gringioni wrote:
> DA74 wrote:
>
>>Troll.
>>
>>And it's "dufuses" you moron. It's not a contraction and there's no
>>possession so drop the " ' " (also known as an apostrophe
>>(a-pos-tro-fee)). Grammatical errors such as these reflect poorly on
>>your upbringing and suggest some white trash in the recent
>>pool-o-genes.

>
> Dumbass -
>
>
> Come on DA, you can do better than grammatical error smack. It's no
> better than spelling smack.
>

Besides, he got it wrong also. It's doofi.

1 Hippopotamus -> 2 Hippopotami

1 doofus -> a whole newsgroup of doofi.
 
in message <[email protected]>, Kurgan
Gringioni ('[email protected]') wrote:

> DA74 wrote:
>>
>> And it's "dufuses" you moron. It's not a contraction and there's no
>> possession so drop the " ' " (also known as an apostrophe
>> (a-pos-tro-fee)). Grammatical errors such as these reflect poorly on
>> your upbringing and suggest some white trash in the recent
>> pool-o-genes.

>
> Come on DA, you can do better than grammatical error smack. It's no
> better than spelling smack.


Elegant, executed well, a down-slap grammatical can be.

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in message <[email protected]>, Kyle Legate
('[email protected]') wrote:

> Kurgan Gringioni wrote:
>> DA74 wrote:
>>
>>>And it's "dufuses" you moron. It's not a contraction and there's no
>>>possession so drop the " ' " (also known as an apostrophe
>>>(a-pos-tro-fee)). Grammatical errors such as these reflect poorly on
>>>your upbringing and suggest some white trash in the recent
>>>pool-o-genes.

>>
>> Come on DA, you can do better than grammatical error smack. It's no
>> better than spelling smack.
>>

> Besides, he got it wrong also. It's doofi.


Friends, dumbasses, doofi, lend me your gears;
I come to disqualify Landis, not to try him.
The EPO that men do lives in their arteries,
Testosterone is ****** out with their groans;
So let it be with Landis. The noble Pound
Hath told you Landis was a doper -
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Landis answered it...
Here, under leave of **** Pound and the rest
(The Pounder is an honourable man -
So are they all, all honourable men)
Come I to speak at Landis' brief show trial.
He was a grimpeur, and rode the hills for me;
But Pound says Landis was a doper,
And **** Pound is an honourable man...
He hath brought many stage wins back to Phonak
Whose bonuses did the riders' wallets fill -
Did this in Landis seem ambitious?
When the sprinters suffered, Landis hath bonked;
GC contenders should be made of sterner stuff.
Yet **** Pound says he was a cheater,
And **** Pound is an honourable man...

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;; knowledge increaseth sorrow.." - Ecclesiastes 1:18
 
Kurgan Gringioni wrote:
> DA74 wrote:
> >>

> > Troll.
> >
> > And it's "dufuses" you moron. It's not a contraction and there's no
> > possession so drop the " ' " (also known as an apostrophe
> > (a-pos-tro-fee)). Grammatical errors such as these reflect poorly on
> > your upbringing and suggest some white trash in the recent
> > pool-o-genes.

>
>
>
>
>
> Dumbass -
>
>
> Come on DA, you can do better than grammatical error smack. It's no
> better than spelling smack.
>
> I have faith in you.
>
>
> thanks,
>
> K. Gringioni.


Excellent point Gringi. It was a moment of weakness that should have
been pointed out by the smackee but thanks for stepping in and setting
me straight.
-DA74