Tour de Farce....

[Lonnie Utah]

The title pretty much says it all....

 

[Eden]

maybe instead of who an go the fastest (cause if you come in 1st you obviously are on something) it should be a race of who can go the slowest....... new rules are you have to go as slow as possible, but if you put a foot on the ground you're out.

 

[Crankyfeet]

maybe instead of who an go the fastest (cause if you come in 1st you obviously are on something) it should be a race of who can go the slowest....... new rules are you have to go as slow as possible, but if you put a foot on the ground you're out.

LOL Cracked up imagining the sight of that race. Though it would take a while.

 

[nns1400]

LOL Cracked up imagining the sight of that race. Though it would take a while.

How about on tricycles?

 

[Tonto]

How about on tricycles?

How about having a cadence limiter? Like in Formula 1 where they have a rev limiter coming out of the pit lane. That would prevent all the smart asses who read Lance Armstrong's books and have adopted high cadence from having the unfair advantage it bestows.

 

[Crankyfeet]

maybe instead of who an go the fastest (cause if you come in 1st you obviously are on something) it should be a race of who can go the slowest....... new rules are you have to go as slow as possible, but if you put a foot on the ground you're out.

And the breaks from the peloton happen at the back!!

 

[Lonnie Utah]

And the breaks from the peloton happen at the back!!

Don't you mean brakes?

I KNEW needed to get those new DA calipers...

 

[Eagle of Toledo]

Personally I think the TDF would be a complete farce if all this was swept under the carpet. The fact that it is all being exposed and these riders get booted from the Tour, as sickening as it is, means they are not getting away with it and that can only be a good thing.

 

[limerickman]

maybe instead of who an go the fastest (cause if you come in 1st you obviously are on something) it should be a race of who can go the slowest....... new rules are you have to go as slow as possible, but if you put a foot on the ground you're out.

The market for Beta-Blockers would rocket!