What will you get for Ashcroft?

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  1. withalacrity

    withalacrity New Member

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    As the President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he has a baby pig under each arm.

    The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

    The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texas Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld."

    The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade, sir."
     
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  2. Cowboyathlete

    Cowboyathlete New Member

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    LMAO weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
     
  3. less'go

    less'go New Member

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    Roflmao, i love it...
     
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