"I'm super clean and honest and have freckles and I would never inject
myself with anything that would give myself a competitive advantage over the
other professional cyclists and Santi Perez's positive test result does not
reflect poorly on my positive test and I'd never tell a lie and just trust
me because this is the anthem that gave the people an identity, and brought
them closer together, and gave them the strength to make the tough
decisions -- like the decision between going with an audio/video display of
the psycho-pathology of a single, animal neuro-transmission -- on the one
hand -- or going with a fast-cut sequence of blurry, high-action shots made
jumping off roller-coasters into rapids and swimming upstream against shark
attacks to top secret shuttle bases where government sponsored prostitution
is being dished out to wealthy, compulsive liars in exchange for
highly-classified, artificial intelligence software secrets -- on the other,
and so I boarded early, anyway, to get the seat next to the escape pod, and
then watched the other desperate passengers board -- many of their faces
familiar from TV, and so I left at the time of morning when, statistically,
the police ****ed-up even more than usual -- arresting and beating the ****
out of the most innocent saints, while completely overlooking people like
me, with "mass murder, armed robbery, prostitution, pornography, fraud,
conspiracy, [and] drugs" written all over them." Bike Shop
