OT: One Shot, One Kill

John Hanson <[email hidden]> wrote in
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miles to my stand and get there at 1:37 PM. At about 4:50 PM ...

OK, you've convinced me there's a sport more boring than cricket.

Hugh

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On Thu, 10 Nov 2005 20:40:53 GMT, Hugh Beyer <[email hidden]>
wrote in misc.fitness.weights:

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John Hanson <[email hidden]> wrote in
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miles to my stand and get there at 1:37 PM. At about 4:50 PM ...

OK, you've convinced me there's a sport more boring than cricket.

I think of it more as harvesting.

John Hanson said:

but, it's the weekend and I got my deer.

Then shouldn't you be busy having sex with it?

"MrRobottow" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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John Hanson said:

but, it's the weekend and I got my deer.

Then shouldn't you be busy having sex with it?

It's dead. I doubt very much that he would have sexual intercourse with a
dead deer.

John Hanson wrote:

re MrRobottom <snerk>

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David said:

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Sexual molestation/rape is the most common life
experience of a Usenet troll.

You get that from a peer-reviewed journal of some sort?

AND IS JOHN HANSON YOU'RE ~*REAL*~ NAME!!!!!? Damn. Excuse me,
apparently, I was having a mild hallschuhination there.

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Maybe he was abused as a child.

Maybe he's just an [censored] with nothing better to do with his time!

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No [censored], Sherlock! Of course he was...as well as you.
You people then turn into child molesters. It's a vicious
cycle.

Say, what's it like being in a band?

http://www.mtv.com/bands/az/hanson/artist.jhtml

What? Oh, I'm sorry. Never mind.

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Curt
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On 11 Nov 2005 20:14:45 -0800, "Curt James" <[email hidden]>
wrote in misc.fitness.weights:

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David said:

> Sexual molestation/rape is the most common life
> experience of a Usenet troll.

You get that from a peer-reviewed journal of some sort?

Damage control?

David said:

John Hanson said:

You people then turn into child molesters.

Excuse me. I *never* ever molested a child.
For heavens sake! (do you consider 11 a child?)

Is that in human years or deer years? And do deer years parallel dog
years approximately?

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Curt
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"Curt James" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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David said:

John Hanson said:

You people then turn into child molesters.

Excuse me. I *never* ever molested a child.
For heavens sake! (do you consider 11 a child?)

Is that in human years or deer years? And do deer years parallel dog
years approximately?

That's a tricky question. I would say your average deer would age very
quickly with Mr Swagger around (fear of being porked by a deer molester)

On Sat, 12 Nov 2005 13:15:14 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

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It's dead. I doubt very much that he would have sexual intercourse with a
dead deer.

He prefers them that way. I've got an MPG of him "having his way" with
one, so I know he likes it.

John Hanson said:

It should also be noted that his immediate response included a sexual
connotation which proves his sexual frustration due to his unfortunate
molestation as a child.

Sexual molestation/rape is the most common life experience of a Usenet
troll.

No, it's most common in fat, overweight weightlifters who are trying
to commpensate for a 2" weinie.

John Hanson said:

It's a vicious cycle.

Sounds like you are all too familiar with this cycle.

On 11 Nov 2005 20:14:45 -0800, "Curt James" <[email hidden]>

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Maybe he's just an [censored] with nothing better to do with his time!

Turtie is correct.

On 11 Nov 2005 20:50:39 -0800, "Curt James" <[email hidden]>

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I mean, you did say, "This is going to be fun." But holy hell, you
really know how to party, you perverted deer-humping maniac. What's
that? You said you like 'em young and full of ticks? Not my cup of tea,
of course. Still, innocent until proven grumpy. GET YO FREAK ON,
JOHNNY!

He likes them with ticks, because boiled just right, the ticks make a
good lube for him to use on the deer.

On Sat, 12 Nov 2005 15:18:23 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

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No, Curt. The deer is not dead to begin with. It only dies after the
experience which leaves it terminally traumatized. (most deer are not
accustomed to sodomy/rape)

so by "one shot" he meant he climaxes, and it kills the deer?

On 11 Nov 2005 21:39:00 -0800, "Curt James" <[email hidden]>

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But, hey, why guess? Yo, Roboto, you perverted freak, got any video
footage of Johnny's place?

Yes, that's how I know he's a perv.
I'm sending you the file Turtie. Don't mind the name "47virus.exe",
it's a good MPG, and you'll enjoy it.

On Sat, 12 Nov 2005 15:14:17 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

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Excuse me. I *never* ever molested a child. For heavens sake! (do you
consider 11 a child?)

No, I mean not as long as you got him drunk first. You know the
saying, "if they are old enough to drink, they're old enough for
Hanscum's dink"

On 11 Nov 2005 21:28:23 -0800, "Curt James" <[email hidden]>

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Is that in human years or deer years?

Oh I forgot, that's 67 in deer years.

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John Hanson said:

On Wed, 09 Nov 2005 13:32:16 -0500, MrRobottow
<[email hidden]> wrote in misc.fitness.weights:

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On Thu, 10 Nov 2005 02:23:56 +0800, spodosaurus

spodosaurus@_yahoo_.com said:

Surprising as it may seem to you, a great many locales have no wolves
and coyotes. The deer die horribly of starvation.

No [censored] [censored] tracey? You know why? They have no food, leave the deer
alone and they would. But there are dozens of animals and parasites
who feed on the carcass too, so they aren't the only ones who benefit.

You are such a [censored]. I normally don't waste the energy to respond
to you, but, it's the weekend and I got my deer.

Dont feed the trolls John.

--
Will Brink @ http://www.brinkzone.com/

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John Hanson said:

On Wed, 09 Nov 2005 13:32:16 -0500, MrRobottow
<[email hidden]> wrote in misc.fitness.weights:

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On Thu, 10 Nov 2005 02:23:56 +0800, spodosaurus

spodosaurus@_yahoo_.com said:

Surprising as it may seem to you, a great many locales have no wolves
and coyotes. The deer die horribly of starvation.

No [censored] [censored] tracey? You know why? They have no food, leave the deer
alone and they would. But there are dozens of animals and parasites
who feed on the carcass too, so they aren't the only ones who benefit.

You are such a [censored]. I normally don't waste the energy to respond
to you, but, it's the weekend and I got my deer.

Dont feed the trolls John.

--
Will Brink @ http://www.brinkzone.com/

WillBrink wrote:

re John Hanson, MrRobottow, et al.

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Dont feed the trolls John.

Dear Will Brink,

That was five syllables of improperly-punctuated feed. Just as I'm
feeding this thread, so, too, have you with your post. Pot, kettle, and
black all around, eh?

Sincerely,
Curt James

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