The Thread about Nothing....

matagi said:

Aha! Now that's an interesting tidbit of information ...... family history of Crohn's? Plus funny gut reactions to certain things, plus B12 deficiency. No question, you need a scope. Sorry kiddo.

My whole family is like a series of House..My mum's twin sister also has crohns.. mum went the 'roid way the sis went the natural/diet change way.. mum's a fat ass.. sister is hawt for 51. There's also a history diabetes and anuerism's [can't spell] and other blood issues on the same side of the fam. Oma died of a blood clot in the old fatty smoosh [brain] aunt had one, but lived, another aunt has had a ticker attack and the blokes have diabetes, Opa had a few strokes and finally carked it on the last one. Oh yea.. i've got SOOO much to look forward to 🙁

Question: Aside from the fact that you're so fantastically wonderful Ma, why is it no one else has thought of a scope over the past 2 yrs??

Anyway.. enough from me..

531Aussie said:

I see. So, you can't remember anyone being really, really badly hurt?

Just me when my missus stashed my Giro/Tour books in a box out in the shed

Ms_Merida said:

My whole family is like a series of House..My mum's twin sister also has crohns.. mum went the 'roid way the sis went the natural/diet change way.. mum's a fat ass.. sister is hawt for 51. There's also a history diabetes and anuerism's [can't spell] and other blood issues on the same side of the fam. Oma died of a blood clot in the old fatty smoosh [brain] aunt had one, but lived, another aunt has had a ticker attack and the blokes have diabetes, Opa had a few strokes and finally carked it on the last one. Oh yea.. i've got SOOO much to look forward to 🙁

Farkin' hell! Well, go tip a cow (at work) and enjoy things while the hay makes itself in the sun... while downing a tinny in your circle working ute... or something like that...

Damn I'm country. Any more country and I'll be Leigh farkin' Kernegan.... or I'd be from Harrow... (the truth being I'm originally not far from there)

yeeeeeehaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww

classic1 said:

Just me when my missus stashed my Giro/Tour books in a box out in the shed

hope it ain't too damp out there. :p

gplama said:

*membership stuff**

Well, I guess I should've been able to figure this out, but an Eastern Vets licence no longer allows the holder to compete in Southern Vets races. So, I've either gotta get a Southern or Carnegie license to do Thurs vets at Sandown. This obviously means I should've gone down to Carnegie on Tues in the first place! :p

gplama said:

Farkin' hell! Well, go tip a cow (at work) and enjoy things while the hay makes itself in the sun... while downing a tinny in your circle working ute... or something like that...

Damn I'm country. Any more country and I'll be Leigh farkin' Kernegan.... or I'd be from Harrow... (the truth being I'm originally not far from there)

yeeeeeehaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww

You do know cows live on farms right?? Not in milk processing plants... 🙄
And i'm not a deni scrag.. so i dont do circle work nor down tinnies..:p I'm a private grammar school girl.. we're worse!😄

Ms_Merida said:

You do know cows live on farms right?? Not in milk processing plants... 🙄
And i'm not a deni scrag.. so i dont do circle work nor down tinnies..:p I'm a private grammar school girl.. we're worse!😄

So it's wine coolers and Peter Alexander parties at your place then eh? 😄

parawolf said:

So it's wine coolers and Peter Alexander parties at your place then eh? 😄

hmm.. come to think of it, we did have some of those kinda pj parties :eek: some of ones i didn't attend [thank goodness] involved most of the chicks getting it on together. I still hold it over my best friends head.. she'd prefer to forget! See what you blokes miss out on 🙄

Ms_Merida said:

hmm.. come to think of it, we did have some of those kinda pj parties :eek: some of ones i didn't attend [thank goodness] involved most of the chicks getting it on together. I still hold it over my best friends head.. she'd prefer to forget! See what you blokes miss out on 🙄

A little too much wine cooler at "Those" parties... or was that just enough? 🙂

Ms_Merida said:

Question: Aside from the fact that you're so fantastically wonderful Ma, why is it no one else has thought of a scope over the past 2 yrs??

Anyway.. enough from me..

Aww shucks! :o

Did they know your family history? And did they ask the right questions? Very important, that.

gplama said:

This is like an episode of House! Now where is the hawt intern whos into chicks and partying!?!

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How do I make an appointment for a DRE?
:eek:

classic1 said:

Here's a pic of me telling a bloke with a gun not to shoot as I'm just taking a [censored]

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Don't try and fool me. I've seen more blind mullet than you could shake a stick at,and that's a blind mullet.
It's not the one I left on your doorstep is it?

stevebaby said:

Don't try and fool me. I've seen more blind mullet than you could shake a stick at,and that's a blind mullet.
It's not the one I left on your doorstep is it?

You might want to cut back on the fibre there, Stevebaby. :p 😄 :eek:

matagi said:

Aww shucks! :o

Did they know your family history? And did they ask the right questions? Very important, that.

They didn't have time to ask.. i told them. I'm very upfront when it comes to my health.. tell 'em everything they need to know.

dunno about the rest of you lot, but it seems recent 'activity' on this thread has caused my 'spyware' to mark it as 'suspicious'....I reckon it's all that talk about Classo going nude! 😄...funny it's not CF, just this thread!

Ms_Merida said:

Anyway.. enough from me..

Crohn's is not good
know two people with it and although not qualified to offer this opinion
Matagi's right (as usual)
target age 26 - 46
get scoped, fast

Hitchy said:

dunno about the rest of you lot, but it seems recent 'activity' on this thread has caused my 'spyware' to mark it as 'suspicious'....I reckon it's all that talk about Classo going nude! 😄...funny it's not CF, just this thread!

Your spyware clearly has taste:p
or hates pythons😄

ROTFLMAO: 531's link to pictures only on BF
now have hernia after seeing this:

Ms_Merida said:

Question: Aside from the fact that you're so fantastically wonderful Ma, why is it no one else has thought of a scope over the past 2 yrs??

A scope is worth double points over a grope. Sorry Ma, couldn't help myself. You're still sucking the poison out if a snake bites me on the [censored] tho

If it's all the same to you, Uncle Jock, I think I might deal with any snakebites on your posterior in the currently accepted manner.