Ain't Texans wacky?



alienator said:
Using Google is serious research! Man, this must have got under your skin, 'cuz you just can't quit. Maybe you should issue another challenge.
LOL, challenge? Obviously you don't realize it, but the challenge has already been issued(not by me) and its called Intelligent Design. That's what got you all worked up in the first place. :p
All I am trying to say is if you can dish it out, surely you can take it. I guess not. Oh well.
 
thebluetrain said:
LOL, challenge? Obviously you don't realize it, but the challenge has already been issued(not by me) and its called Intelligent Design. That's what got you all worked up in the first place. :p
All I am trying to say is if you can dish it out, surely you can take it. I guess not. Oh well.

What's been dished out that I can't take? Intelligent Design? That's no intellectual challenge. It's creationsim masquerading as a "scientific" alternative to evolution, all the while resting on absolutely zero facts.

How exactly could you determine with any certainty that I was worked up? Was it the inflection in my words that you saw in the font on your screen? Was it any odd spacing?

What did you dish out? Anything?

Alas, I'm not worked up about the Texas BOE. They're just simple idiots. Of course the people that selected them are even bigger idiots.

Are you a drama queen? You seem so.
 
alienator said:
What's been dished out that I can't take? .
do I have to spell it out for you? Are you paying attention?
You dished out insults about Texas, but don't want to reveal where you are from, cause you know the insults will be thrown back at you.
alienator said:
How exactly could you determine with any certainty that I was worked up? Was it the inflection in my words that you saw in the font on your screen? Was it any odd spacing?
Just a guess. Quite possibly the same way you determined I was wound up and that you got under my skin.

Come on man, work with me here. This is no fun if I have to walk you through all this.


Anyway,
Why are you on a cycling forum running your mouth about Intelligent Design(which has nothing to do with cycling) if you don't think it challenges your belief? I am sure there is a ID forum or evolution forum you could pollute.


If you are so secure in your belief of evolution, why worry about what other people think?
 
jhuskey said:
I recall when I could take a bigot coin and buy two racists. With inflation I can barely purchase one facist.
Times have changed. :D
Socialists are a dime a dozen these days, so they're still a pretty good value.
 
thebluetrain said:
do I have to spell it out for you? Are you paying attention?
You dished out insults about Texas, but don't want to reveal where you are from, cause you know the insults will be thrown back at you.
Just a guess. Quite possibly the same way you determined I was wound up and that you got under my skin.

Come on man, work with me here. This is no fun if I have to walk you through all this.


Anyway,
Why are you on a cycling forum running your mouth about Intelligent Design(which has nothing to do with cycling) if you don't think it challenges your belief? I am sure there is a ID forum or evolution forum you could pollute.


If you are so secure in your belief of evolution, why worry about what other people think?

I posted the links because I thought it was hilarious. I keep at it because it's fun prodding you. As for the forum, the Bike Cafe is an open place.

You should look up "sarcasm."
 
alienator said:
I posted the links because I thought it was hilarious. I keep at it because it's fun prodding you. As for the forum, the Bike Cafe is an open place.

You should look up "sarcasm."

How exactly did you determine you were prodding me? Was it the inflection in my words that you saw in the font on your screen? Was it any odd spacing?

Is this going to be your life story?
"The only thing I learned in Grad school was how to be an internet forum troll."
"Making UA proud, one post at a time."
You mom will be proud of your achievements.
 
thebluetrain said:
How exactly did you determine you were prodding me? Was it the inflection in my words that you saw in the font on your screen? Was it any odd spacing?

Is this going to be your life story?
"The only thing I learned in Grad school was how to be an internet forum troll."
"Making UA proud, one post at a time."
You mom will be proud of your achievements.

Yup. That's going to be it....that and our little bromance, here. I have to say, though, that I've been here a bit too long to be a troll. And if I were a troll, what would that say about you, who keeps feeding an alleged troll. Is that going to be your life story?

Mom and Dad are real proud, even though they're really busy at being displaced Nigerian royalty, struggling to get money from their secret accounts moved to the US.
 
thebluetrain said:
How exactly did you determine you were prodding me? Was it the inflection in my words that you saw in the font on your screen? Was it any odd spacing?

Is this going to be your life story?
"The only thing I learned in Grad school was how to be an internet forum troll."
"Making UA proud, one post at a time."
You mom will be proud of your achievements.

Yup. That's going to be it....that and our little bromance, here. Mom and Dad are real proud, even though they're really busy at being displaced Nigerian royalty, struggling to get money from their secret accounts moved to the US.
 
thebluetrain said:
How exactly did you determine you were prodding me? Was it the inflection in my words that you saw in the font on your screen? Was it any odd spacing?

Is this going to be your life story?
"The only thing I learned in Grad school was how to be an internet forum troll."
"Making UA proud, one post at a time."
You mom will be proud of your achievements.

Yup. That's going to be it....that and our little bromance, here. Mom and Dad are real proud, even though they're really busy at being displaced Nigerian royalty, struggling to get money from their secret accounts moved to the US.
 
Wow, talk about worked up, he was so worked up he hit the send button three times:eek:!
 
alienator said:
Stupid 'submit' button............ :rolleyes:
Is that what happens when you are sitting in front of the computer with one hand on the submit button and the other hand on your d!ck? :eek: You better slow down with that.
 
thebluetrain said:
Is that what happens when you are sitting in front of the computer with one hand on the submit button and the other hand on your d!ck? :eek: You better slow down with that.

Nah. When I'm in front of the computer with my hand on my ****, I'm usually thinking of you, naked with a Texas flag draped over your shoulders. Then I splooge all over the screen. Other times I think about that thing we like to do where you where you get on all 4's, put on the longhorns, and pretend you're steer, and I pretend I'm the bad cowboy out to ride the bucking bronco.
 
Bluetrain, Alien, I want to be your manager and take this act to Vegas. I think we could make some big money.
 
Pendejo said:
Bluetrain, Alien, I want to be your manager and take this act to Vegas. I think we could make some big money.

What sort of percentage are we lookin' at?
 
alienator said:
What sort of percentage are we lookin' at?

Well, I want to be fair about this. 50% for me, and the talent splits the other half. I kind of envision an insult cage match, with three rounds of five minutes each. Blows above the belt are not permitted.

I'm pretty sure I can get Paris Hilton and Wayne Newton as judges.

In between rounds we'll have simulated dangling sex acts by Cirque So-Lay, in tribute to David Carradine. (I know, I know, but this is Vegas.)
 
slovakguy said:
i just thank my lucky charms that the bigots i purchased so long ago are still in tip-top running condition. testament to scheduled maintenance.


The problem is that American racists just don't last like others. After a hundred thousand miles or so the attitude wears out and the seals start leaking which leads to problems like a bleeding heart.
 
don't know about that. i remember my dad talking about the '64's and '65's performance in glowing terms. virulence off the line, straight line vitriol to spare. admittedly couldn't handle the cornering demands of your euro bigot, but for pure american bigotry, nothing was better from a to b.
 
slovakguy said:
don't know about that. i remember my dad talking about the '64's and '65's performance in glowing terms. virulence off the line, straight line vitriol to spare. admittedly couldn't handle the cornering demands of your euro bigot, but for pure american bigotry, nothing was better from a to b.


Very true! It is hard to beat big block bigotry when you have straight line prejudice.
In this lies the problem with the American models since the tmodels have evolved in such a way that most models will only turn one direction, either far right or far left.