Feeling a bit of a ***

[Ekul Namsob]

Reasonably early this morning I leapt out of bed to take my bike for a
spin around the fringes of the Forest of Bowland. I attached my seat
pack, loaded with cereal bars, mobile phone, a couple of quid,
multi-tool, tyre levers and pump.

8 miles from home, and due to take my daughter to her dance class within
the hour, I was reminded of the items I had meant to buy when taking
delivery of the bike for my birthday.

Who would like to guess what I had forgotten?

Cheers,
Luke

--
Lincoln City 0-2 Southend United (AET)
Swansea City 2-2 Southend United
We went up twice with Tilly and Brush

 

[Alex Potter]

Ekul Namsob wrote:

> Reasonably early this morning I leapt out of bed to take my bike for a
> spin around the fringes of the Forest of Bowland. I attached my seat
> pack, loaded with cereal bars, mobile phone, a couple of quid,
> multi-tool, tyre levers and pump.
>
> 8 miles from home, and due to take my daughter to her dance class within
> the hour, I was reminded of the items I had meant to buy when taking
> delivery of the bike for my birthday.
>
> Who would like to guess what I had forgotten?
>
> Cheers,
> Luke
>

Spare tubes and/or patches?

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Regards
Alex
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[Josey]

"Alex Potter" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>
> Spare tubes and/or patches?

Marathon Plus tyres?

Jc.

 

[John Kane]

On Apr 14, 5:08 pm, [email protected] (Ekul
Namsob) wrote:
> Reasonably early this morning I leapt out of bed to take my bike for a
> spin around the fringes of the Forest of Bowland. I attached my seat
> pack, loaded with cereal bars, mobile phone, a couple of quid,
> multi-tool, tyre levers and pump.
>
> 8 miles from home, and due to take my daughter to her dance class within
> the hour, I was reminded of the items I had meant to buy when taking
> delivery of the bike for my birthday.
>
> Who would like to guess what I had forgotten?
>

Child's seat?
John Kane, Kingston ON Canada

 

[Just Visiting]

"John Kane" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Apr 14, 5:08 pm, [email protected] (Ekul
> Namsob) wrote:
> > Reasonably early this morning I leapt out of bed to take my bike for a
> > spin around the fringes of the Forest of Bowland. I attached my seat
> > pack, loaded with cereal bars, mobile phone, a couple of quid,
> > multi-tool, tyre levers and pump.
> >
> > 8 miles from home, and due to take my daughter to her dance class within
> > the hour, I was reminded of the items I had meant to buy when taking
> > delivery of the bike for my birthday.
> >
> > Who would like to guess what I had forgotten?
> >
>
> Child's seat?
> John Kane, Kingston ON Canada
>

Child?

 

[Tom Crispin]

On Sat, 14 Apr 2007 21:08:21 GMT,
[email protected] (Ekul Namsob) wrote:

>Reasonably early this morning I leapt out of bed to take my bike for a
>spin around the fringes of the Forest of Bowland. I attached my seat
>pack, loaded with cereal bars, mobile phone, a couple of quid,
>multi-tool, tyre levers and pump.
>
>8 miles from home, and due to take my daughter to her dance class within
>the hour, I was reminded of the items I had meant to buy when taking
>delivery of the bike for my birthday.
>
>Who would like to guess what I had forgotten?

That you can stuff the tyre with grass if you haven't any patches.

 

[Garry from Cork]

Tubes, puncture repair kit, GPS, anti-aircraft cannon, rocket-
propelled grenade launcher, toothpaste, wig-glue, the complete works
of William Shakespeare, the complete works of William Shakespeare
translated into Esperanto, the complete works of William Shakespeare
in invisible ink, a heavy-duty rivet gun, a leprechaun's denture, a
flatulent Dachschund, a packet of Hula Hoops???

Tell us, tell us.

 

[Ekul Namsob]

Tom Crispin <[email protected]> wrote:

> On Sat, 14 Apr 2007 21:08:21 GMT,
> [email protected] (Ekul Namsob) wrote:
>
> >Reasonably early this morning I leapt out of bed to take my bike for a
> >spin around the fringes of the Forest of Bowland. I attached my seat
> >pack, loaded with cereal bars, mobile phone, a couple of quid,
> >multi-tool, tyre levers and pump.
> >
> >8 miles from home, and due to take my daughter to her dance class within
> >the hour, I was reminded of the items I had meant to buy when taking
> >delivery of the bike for my birthday.
> >
> >Who would like to guess what I had forgotten?
>
> That you can stuff the tyre with grass if you haven't any patches.

Er, that's the one. Well done!

Cheers,
Luke
--
Lincoln City 0-2 Southend United (AET)
Swansea City 2-2 Southend United
We went up twice with Tilly and Brush

 

[Ekul Namsob]

Just Visiting <[email protected]> wrote:

> "John Kane" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > On Apr 14, 5:08 pm, [email protected] (Ekul
> > Namsob) wrote:

> > > 8 miles from home, and due to take my daughter to her dance class within
> > > the hour, I was reminded of the items I had meant to buy when taking
> > > delivery of the bike for my birthday.

> > > Who would like to guess what I had forgotten?

> > Child's seat?

> Child?

No, you can't buy children round here...

Luke

--
Lincoln City 0-2 Southend United (AET)
Swansea City 2-2 Southend United
We went up twice with Tilly and Brush