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projectile vomit chick
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On 28 Sep 2005 13:43:06 -0700, in rec.food.cooking, "Sheldon"
<[email protected]> hit the crackpipe and declared:
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>projectile vomit chick wrote:
>> On 28 Sep 2005 10:59:28 -0700, in rec.food.cooking,
>> [email protected] hit the crackpipe and declared:
>> >I was wondering whether anybody can help me. In the near future, I
>> >shall be cooking a meal (for the first time) for a very special lady.
>> >The thing is, I am no expert at this type of thing, and I have no idea
>> >about what to cook for her. She tells me that she is "not fussy" and
>> >will eat "just about anything" - which leaves the ball very firmly in
>> >my court. However, I'm sure that if I provide something uninteresting
>> >like pasta, she'll think I'm devoid of originality. Have any of you
>> >any suggestions as to what I can cook - or more importantly what not
>> >to? I can do my bit in the kitchen, but sadly I'm used to the bachelor
>> >way of doing it!
>>
>> Lean back from the table, pull out your **** and slap it on the table.
>> Yell "IT'S DINNERTIME, *****!"....then get up and shove it into the
>> shocked "O" of her mouth.
>
>I left an impression, eh?
LOL! Finally, someone with a sense of humour!
<[email protected]> hit the crackpipe and declared:
>
>projectile vomit chick wrote:
>> On 28 Sep 2005 10:59:28 -0700, in rec.food.cooking,
>> [email protected] hit the crackpipe and declared:
>> >I was wondering whether anybody can help me. In the near future, I
>> >shall be cooking a meal (for the first time) for a very special lady.
>> >The thing is, I am no expert at this type of thing, and I have no idea
>> >about what to cook for her. She tells me that she is "not fussy" and
>> >will eat "just about anything" - which leaves the ball very firmly in
>> >my court. However, I'm sure that if I provide something uninteresting
>> >like pasta, she'll think I'm devoid of originality. Have any of you
>> >any suggestions as to what I can cook - or more importantly what not
>> >to? I can do my bit in the kitchen, but sadly I'm used to the bachelor
>> >way of doing it!
>>
>> Lean back from the table, pull out your **** and slap it on the table.
>> Yell "IT'S DINNERTIME, *****!"....then get up and shove it into the
>> shocked "O" of her mouth.
>
>I left an impression, eh?
LOL! Finally, someone with a sense of humour!