Heaven and Hell comparison

[VeloFlash]

With apologies in advance to those nationalities adversely categorised.

What is heaven? Heaven is having :

An American Salary
A British home
A German car
Chinese food
An Indian wife

What is Hell? Hell is having:

An American car and wife
German and British food
Chinese home
And an Indian salary..

Heaven is where ….

The humour is British
The cooks are French
The mechanics German
The lovers Italian
And all organised by the Swiss

Hell is where ….

The humour is German
The mechanics are French
The lovers Swiss
The cooks British
And it is all organised by the Italians

 

[JSWin]

Lol. So funny, organized by Italians. They are great lovers though. An American wife is hell. Ok, the typical probably. The culture is scattered and not very traditional so that's funny to say. I don't know about this american salary thing though. An Indian wife, is heaven? Let's see if I can re-write this one. It's all about heritage and nationality. Apparently the US is going to soon have an even higher minimum wage...I see it does now too. The american salary is the highest on average worldwide...we're talking about the average being $56,730...it just seems dumb to look at it this way because that is not even that much money. I really don't think the wealthiest people in the world live in the US.
The re-write
What is heaven? Heaven is having
The Queens British Salary
A home in each country tax free
German & Italian Cars
Italian food, French food, Chinese food, German food, etc & so on
A wife

What is hell? Hell is having
An old American Car and no wife
Average American diet
Armenian home
Aboriginal child's wage

Heaven is where
The humor is multi-cultural
The cooks are French, Italian, Chinese, etc. & so on
The mechanics are German
The lovers are Italian Carpenters
All organized by the Swiss? Swedes?

Hell is where
The humor is southern redneck American
The mechanics are hung over Irish
The lovers are old Albanians
The cooks are Chinese Mcdonald's line prep