JD wrote:
> What caused it?
>
> a) Gordo farted
>
> b) New Jersey
>
> c) NYers breath blowing back in their faces
>
> d) The **** smell from the sidewalks mutated
>
> e) All of the above
He who smelt it, JD....
I prefer to think that the smell was a terrorist plot because it's
along the same lines as middle school mouthbreathers dropping
stinkbombs in the hallway and high fiving in the stairwell. I enjoy the
image of a bunch of Osamas in the back of some storefront whooping it
up with a celebratory jig that they unleashed a mighty smell over the
city. People in midtown wearing stinkfaces and saying, "Aw, man, that
smells bad," while the terrorists shake their fingers singing "Suffer
the Almighty Fart of Allah, *****es! The Great Satan is Now the Great
Stinkin'".
/s