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> > > > > > > A man rushes home, bursting through the front door of his
house
> > > > yelling
> > > > > to
> > > > > > > his wife, "Pack your bags baby, I just won the lottery! All 10
> > > million
> > > > > > > dollars of it.... Woooohooo!!!!"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > " That's great sweetie" she replies, "Do I pack for the beach
or
> > the
> > > > > > > mountains?"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
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> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Who cares", he replies, " Just f**k off ".
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> > > > > > Took it all of 15 years to cross the pond. ;^)
> > > > >
> > > > > Prolly because we haven't had a lottery as long as you have, but I
> > heard
> > > > the
> > > > > "I just won the pools!" version when I was about 6. Seems it took
a
> > > while
> > > > to
> > > > > get to you in the first place ',;~}
> > > > >
> > > > > > Mike - but still funny.
> > > > >
> > > > > Aye - a good short and simple basic chuckle-joke. Hits the spot
> > > sometimes.
> > > > >
> > > > > Shaun aRe
> > > >
> > > > Worked for me.
> > >
> > > Cool Mr. Andy.
> >
> > Any time, old fruit.
>
> I am the rotten apple in the barrel. You spotted this. That was smart of you. By the time I've
> finnished, there will ba a barrel full of cider to share amongst us. This is good. Smart people
> served first.
>
> Shaun aRe
I'll book an ambulance and stomach pump.
Andy Chequer