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  1. On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 05:03:03 GMT, Graeme

    () said:

    [email hidden] (Dave Kahn) wrote in
    :"]news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:

    I would guess they would include things like arrest
    techniques while cycling.

    Method 1 -

    Step 1: Approach the suspect at high speed and start to
    freewheel. Step 2: Whilst balancing carefully, climb up
    until you are standing on the saddle. Step 3: On nearing
    the suspect, launch yourself in a high altitude rugby style
    tackle, whilst announcing "You're nicked sunshine!"

    Method 2 - Step 1: Run the suspect over from behind and
    whilst he is incapacitated announce "You're nicked
    sunshine!"

    Quoted message said:

    Any others?

    Approach at high speed, whip out the baton (oo-errr!) and
    batter the suspect into unconsciousness whilst speeding past
    them. Pepper spray usage whilst cycling is contra-indicated
    due to the possible risk of spray-back.

    --
    Matt K Dunedin, NZ

  2. On Mon, 15 Mar 2004 14:48:33 -0000 someone who may be "Colin
    Blackburn" <[email hidden]> wrote this:-

    Quoted message said:

    news.bbc.co.uk3512772.stm

    I liked "People feel they can approach officers easier on
    bike, it is an obvious deterrent and it is easier to get
    down places like alleyways where vehicle access is
    difficult." Presumably they have been influenced by the
    idiots at Sustrans about what a vehicle is.

    Note that I think Sustrans have generally done a good job,
    but their dismissal of bikes as not being vehicles or part
    of traffic is idiotic.

    --
    David Hansen, Edinburgh | PGP email preferred-key number
    F566DA0E I will always explain revoked keys, unless the UK
    government prevents me using the RIP Act 2000.

  3. On Mon, 15 Mar 2004 19:07:19 -0000 someone who may be "Sky Fly"
    <[email hidden]> wrote this:-

    Quoted message said:

    Well I don't know... is it really as effective as it is
    claimed - will it help the police do a better job? I guess
    it's true that it will make them more approachable than if
    they were riding in a car, but I'm still somewhat doubtful.

    I saw one in York a while ago. He was getting to wherever he
    was going far faster then he would have done in a car. That
    is also the case in many built up areas.

    Quoted message said:

    It would be interesting to have a policeman's
    perspective on this.

    There is some sort of association in the USA and may be
    here. It is not for the serial motorist sort of police
    officer, but is great for those with broader minds.

    --
    David Hansen, Edinburgh | PGP email preferred-key number
    F566DA0E I will always explain revoked keys, unless the UK
    government prevents me using the RIP Act 2000.

  4. "Gawnsoft" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    message "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    On Mon, 15 Mar 2004 14:48:33 -0000, "Colin Blackburn"
    <[email hidden]> wrote (more or less):

    Quoted message said:

    news.bbc.co.uk3512772.stm

    I've sent a complaint to their web-site, via their
    feedback link.:
    ======
    "Your article "Police chiefs defend bike courses" doesn't
    actually say who you feel the police have to defend
    themselves from.

    Perhaps you feel that everyone should just naturally
    attack the police any time they train themselves to use
    the equipment they are issued with?

    I look forward to your next article "BBC journalism chiefs
    defend word-processor training courses".

    LOL, I like it. I too was irritated by the headline
    followed by content that didn't explain it! Tell us if you
    get a reply!

    Rich

  5. "Colin Blackburn" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    What puzzled me was the word 'defend' in the headline and
    the tone of the piece which seems to suggest someone has
    criticised the police for this but no mention is made of
    any criticism.

    I done a feedback thingy to the Beeb asking if the
    Police were xpected to "defend" Police driver training
    in the same way.

    --
    Guy
    ===
    May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after
    posting. chapmancentral.co.ukchapmancentral.co.uk

    88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at
    Washington University

  6. \(t'other\) Dave said:

    "Michael MacClancy" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    message "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    On Mon, 15 Mar 2004 14:48:33 -0000, Colin Blackburn
    wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    This article from the BBC, headlined, "Police chiefs
    defend bike


    courses",

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    explains that officers from several forces are going on
    bike courses to learn cycling techniques for their job
    as cycling officers.

    news.bbc.co.uk351277
    2.stm

    What puzzled me was the word 'defend' in the headline
    and the tone of


    the

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    piece which seems to suggest someone has criticised the
    police for this but no mention is made of any
    criticism.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    I saw some officers riding Smith & Wesson Tactical
    mountain bikes the


    other

    Quoted message said:

    week. They probably throw them at the criminals instead
    of shooting them.

    Quoted message said:

    ...and I guess when the going gets 'real tough', they'll
    invest in the Hummer MTB ;-) (no, I'm not kidding. They're
    600quid, invisible to radar, robust enough for 'behind
    enemy lines', totally silent and don't produce heat, so
    can't be picked up by IR detectors - don't know about the
    trooper pedalling hell for leather carrying 250lbs of kit
    on his back though ;-)

    Ah yes. That's called Military Intelligence. "This vehicle
    produces no heat so is invisible to IR."

    Quoted message said:

    ...also, they're foldable in 30secs, so ideal for the multi-
    transport mode commute.)

    Where did this fashion for the makers of SUVs to produce
    expensive accessory bikes come from? What's the market
    niche? Those folk who are embarrassed to buy a bike in case
    someone thought they couldn't afford a car?
    --
    Chris Malcolm [email hidden] +44 (0)131 651 3445 DoD #205
    IPAB, Informatics, JCMB, King's Buildings, Edinburgh, EH9 3JZ, UK
    ["]http://www.dai.ed.ac.uk/homes/cam/]

  7. Graeme <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    [email hidden] (Dave Kahn) wrote in
    :"]news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:

    Method 2 - Step 1: Run the suspect over from behind and
    whilst he is incapacitated announce "You're nicked
    sunshine!"

    :-) Well, yes, obviously that would be included except
    :that you have
    missed a word between "you're" and "nicked".

    Quoted message said:

    Any others?

    This kind of stuff. ipmba.orginstructors.htm

    --
    Dave...

  8. Chris Malcolm said:

    Where did this fashion for the makers of SUVs to produce
    expensive accessory bikes come from? What's the market
    niche? Those folk who are embarrassed to buy a bike in
    case someone thought they couldn't afford a car?

    It's hardly new. Land Rover had a version of the Moulton APB
    as their Official Bike for a while, but I imagine it was a
    bit too weird for many Disco owners to feel they were
    presenting the Right Image (asserting their rugged
    individuality by looking a bit like a lot of other people).

    Pete.
    --
    Peter Clinch University of Dundee Tel 44 1382 660111 ext.
    33637 Medical Physics, Ninewells Hospital Fax 44 1382 640177
    Dundee DD1 9SY Scotland UK net [email hidden]
    dundee.ac.uk~pjclinch

  9. Chris Malcolm said:

    Where did this fashion for the makers of SUVs to produce
    expensive accessory bikes come from?

    It came from The Marketing Department, the same people who
    extended the 'Fairy' brand from washing up liquid to washing
    powder and stretched the 'Yamaha' brand from motorbikes into
    hifi, pianos and sports gear.

    Quoted message said:

    What's the market niche?

    Those people who associate the 'Hummer' brand with strength
    and quality and those people who would like to own the
    Hummer vehicle but haven't got the garage space or can't
    afford the gas?

    --
    Michael MacClancy Random putdown - "He has never been known
    to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." -
    William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
    www.macclancy.demon.co.uk www.macclancy.co.uk

  10. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Michael MacClancy said:

    It came from The Marketing Department, the same people who
    extended the

    The phrase you're looking for is ``brandwidth''.

    Quoted message said:

    'Fairy' brand from washing up liquid to washing powder and
    stretched the

    True.

    Quoted message said:

    'Yamaha' brand from motorbikes into hifi, pianos and
    sports gear.

    Untrue. It was more about moving from pianos to motorbikes:
    Yamaha started as an organ and piano making. Bearing in mind
    Yamaha's history I think it's unlikely to have been a
    marketing decision.

    ian

  11. Michael MacClancy said:

    On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 11:29:47 +0000 (UTC), Chris

    Malcolm said:

    Where did this fashion for the makers of SUVs to produce
    expensive accessory bikes come from?

    It came from The Marketing Department, the same people who
    extended the 'Fairy' brand from washing up liquid to
    washing powder

    Probably...

    Quoted message said:

    and stretched the 'Yamaha' brand from motorbikes into
    hifi, pianos and sports gear.

    ...but surely not. Aren't Yamaha like a lot of large
    Japanese corporations in have a very wide range of
    products. The only difference with other Japanese megacorps
    would seem to be that Yamaha have used the brand name on
    many of their products rather than using subsidiary names.
    From knowing musicians Yamaha pianos have certainly been
    around a long time.

    Colin
    --

  12. Keith Willoughby <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    The article in the Daily Mail [1] had quotes criticising
    it on grounds of cost.

    If an untrained policeman got himself killed on his MTB the
    Mail would be puffing and blowing in mock outrage at
    officers' lives being put at risk by penny-pinching cuts.
    Of course the police need to be trained if they are to use
    MTBs effectively. Buying a lot of equipment, assigning
    untrained personnel to use it, and having only a vague
    notion of what to do with it really is throwing money at a
    problem. Isn't the Mail supposed to be against the reckless
    use of public money?

    --
    Dave...

  13. Ian G Batten said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,
    Michael MacClancy <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Quoted message said:


    Quoted message said:

    'Yamaha' brand from motorbikes into hifi, pianos and
    sports gear.

    Untrue. It was more about moving from pianos to
    motorbikes: Yamaha started as an organ and piano making.
    Bearing in mind Yamaha's history I think it's unlikely to
    have been a marketing decision.

    ian

    You're right. Organ production started in 1887 and
    motorbikes in 1954.

    In my defence I have to say that it was a marketing text I
    was reading (on www.tutor2u.net). Only goes to demonstrate
    that a lot of marketing is b*llsh*t. ;-)

    I'll drop www.tutor2u.net a line, otherwise students might
    get marked down in their GCSEs and A-levels.
    --
    Michael MacClancy Random putdown - "His mother should have
    thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West
    www.macclancy.demon.co.uk www.macclancy.co.uk

  14. Dave Kahn said:

    Isn't the Mail supposed to be against the reckless use of
    public money?

    If they really thought that then they wouldn't charge the
    public money for their wastepaper...

    Pete.
    --
    Peter Clinch University of Dundee Tel 44 1382 660111 ext.
    33637 Medical Physics, Ninewells Hospital Fax 44 1382 640177
    Dundee DD1 9SY Scotland UK net [email hidden]
    dundee.ac.uk~pjclinch

  15. Michael MacClancy <[email hidden]> wrote in
    :"]news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:

    stretched the 'Yamaha' brand from motorbikes into hifi,
    pianos and sports gear.

    Wrong way round -
    global.yamaha.comhistory.html

    Graeme

  16. Michael MacClancy posted ...

    Quoted message said:

    On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 11:29:47 +0000 (UTC), Chris

    Malcolm said:

    Where did this fashion for the makers of SUVs to produce
    expensive accessory bikes come from?

    It came from The Marketing Department, the same people who
    extended the 'Fairy' brand from washing up liquid to
    washing powder and stretched the 'Yamaha' brand from
    motorbikes into hifi, pianos and sports gear.

    Wrong way round .. Have you seen the Yamaha logo ? ... Three
    tuning forks ... 😉

    --
    Paul

    (8(|) Homer rocks .. 😉

  17. On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 11:29:47 +0000 (UTC), [email hidden] (Chris

    Malcolm) said:

    Where did this fashion for the makers of SUVs to produce
    expensive accessory bikes come from? What's the market
    niche? Those folk who are embarrassed to buy a bike in case
    someone thought they couldn't afford a car?

    Image. People buy cars like that because they like to
    believe that they're the 'outdoors' type.

    My Dad always used to joke the Range Rover should do stick
    on mud and a fake Labrador as optional extras.

    That said, if I win the lottery tomorrow, I'll be straight
    out to buy a Mitsubishi L200 Animal pickup :-)

  18. "Chris Malcolm" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Military Intelligence

    Ahooga! Ahooga! Oxymoron alert!

    --
    Guy
    ===
    May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after
    posting. chapmancentral.co.ukchapmancentral.co.uk

    88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at
    Washington University

  19. "Ian G Batten" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    'Yamaha' brand from motorbikes into hifi, pianos and
    sports gear.

    Quoted message said:

    Untrue. It was more about moving from pianos to
    motorbikes: Yamaha started as an organ and piano making.
    Bearing in mind Yamaha's history I think it's unlikely to
    have been a marketing decision.

    Hence the Yamaha logo: three tuning forks.

    --
    Guy
    ===
    May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after
    posting. chapmancentral.co.ukchapmancentral.co.uk

    88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at
    Washington University

  20. Dave Kahn said:

    :-) Well, yes, obviously that would be included except
    :that you have
    missed a word between "you're" and "nicked".

    We're The Sweeney and we haven't had any Power Bars, so
    unless you want a kicking you'd better tell us where those
    photographs are . Hmmmm.

    --

    Dave Larrington - legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uklegslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk
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