Following the results from years of research carried out by psychology Professor Dr. Walker (who is actually a cyclist) at Bath's prestigious University of Bath; The Royal Society for the Protection of Accidents has decided to stop campaigning for the compulsory wearing of helmets by cyclists, and start campaigning for the compulsory wearing of blonde wigs instead. "This unsubstantiated piece of research by carried out by one man is exactly the sort of evidence we need to launch a National Campaign", a Rosparian spokesperson said today. "Professor Rider's results were published in all the daily papers, so they must be true."
University reader Dr. Walker is 42.
University reader Dr. Walker is 42.
