I know, right!
It'd be like hanging out on a hunting forum when you've never shot a gun.
Or posting in a sex forum when you haven't had a piece of tail in a couple of years.
Or a fishing forum when you haven't held a fishing rod since 1987.
Good to hear from you again!
Whatcha been up to? Makin' America great again? Trump's been freakin' awesome, eh? If only the freaking *** liberals would let him get on with the program!