Sponatenously Combusting Cyclist?



roshea said:
"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported." David St. Hubbins

"All that was left was a small green globule on the seat. Well more of a stain really" Derek Smalls

:)
 
On Mar 27, 3:36 pm, adam85 <adam85.2o3...@no-
mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:
> roshea Wrote:
>
> > "Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really
> > widely reported." David St. Hubbins

>
> "All that was left was a small green globule on the seat. Well more of
> a stain really" Derek Smalls


You can't dust for vomit.
 
Bleve wrote:
> On Mar 27, 3:36 pm, adam85 <adam85.2o3...@no-
> mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:
>
>>roshea Wrote:
>>
>>
>>>"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really
>>>widely reported." David St. Hubbins

>>
>>"All that was left was a small green globule on the seat. Well more of
>>a stain really" Derek Smalls

>
>
> You can't dust for vomit.
>
>
>



Maybe it was muscle melt down after a very strenuous training ride?

Superfast cosmic ray causing death?

Semtex in saddle bag?

More details please.
 
On Mar 27, 8:17 pm, Robert Moore <[email protected]> wrote:
> Bleve wrote:
> > On Mar 27, 3:36 pm, adam85 <adam85.2o3...@no-
> > mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:

>
> >>roshea Wrote:

>
> >>>"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really
> >>>widely reported." David St. Hubbins

>
> >>"All that was left was a small green globule on the seat. Well more of
> >>a stain really" Derek Smalls

>
> > You can't dust for vomit.

>
> Maybe it was muscle melt down after a very strenuous training ride?
>
> Superfast cosmic ray causing death?
>
> Semtex in saddle bag?
>
> More details please.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -


Finally, the bike-riding Muslim.
 
roshea said:
"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported." David St. Hubbins
he'd probably just been returned to Earth after enduring the alien rectal probe too:)
 
Robert Moore said:
Maybe it was muscle melt down after a very strenuous training ride?

Superfast cosmic ray causing death?

Semtex in saddle bag?

More details please.

Nah, probably just mixed up embrocation instead of chamois creme.

Ouch.
 
cfsmtb wrote:
> Robert Moore Wrote:


>> Semtex in saddle bag?


> Nah, probably just mixed up embrocation instead of chamois creme.


Watched a documentary this week that says cockroaches eat Semtex but, as
they can't digest it, they store it in an unused part of their stomach.

Don't stamp on the cockroaches!

Theo