Summer Bugs

Discussion in 'Road Cycling' started by NYC XYZ, Apr 16, 2006.

  1. NYC XYZ

    NYC XYZ Guest

    I HATE THEM!!!!
     
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  2. Sorni

    Sorni Guest

    NYC XYZ wrote:

    > I HATE THEM!!!!


    Premature exclamation?

    Springtime Bill
     
  3. Leo Lichtman

    Leo Lichtman Guest

    "I hate them!", ejaculated Tom Swift.
     
  4. Tom Keats

    Tom Keats Guest

    In article <[email protected]>,
    "Leo Lichtman" <[email protected]> writes:
    > "I hate them!", ejaculated Tom Swift.


    Let's not jump to conclusions.


    cheers,
    Tom

    --
    -- Nothing is safe from me.
    Above address is just a spam midden.
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  5. Edward Dolan

    Edward Dolan Guest

    "NYC XYZ" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]
    >
    > I HATE THEM!!!!


    I have noted of late that NYC is getting much more discriminating in his
    selection of newsgroups to post to. This is all to the good and I urge him
    to stay with ARBR especially. We are a very small newsgroup need all the
    members we can get.

    Hmmm ... that rec.backcountry seems like it would be an interesting group. I
    wonder if they need my ministrations?

    Regards,

    Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
    aka
    Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
     
  6. Edward Dolan

    Edward Dolan Guest

    "Sorni" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]
    > NYC XYZ wrote:
    >
    >> I HATE THEM!!!!

    >
    > Premature exclamation?
    >
    > Springtime Bill


    We here in Minnesota go directly from winter into summer. Our springs are
    the pits. I have heard tell that other sections of the country have
    magnificent springs, often lasting a month or more. But that is not the case
    here.

    Yesterday I had the heat on in the house as it was so chilly and today it
    has become like summer. There are even flies and mosquitoes buzzing about
    the house. How can all of this happen in a single day?

    Minnesota is gorgeous in the summer time, but the rest of the year it is
    strictly for polar bears. It is my aim in life to die in a warm spot, like
    maybe Panama or Costa Rica.

    Regards,

    Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
    aka
    Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

    PS. Sorni, your user address really sucks. Why is that? Are you just one
    humongous sucker?
     
  7. Edward Dolan wrote:
    > It is my aim in life to die in a warm spot, like
    > maybe Panama or Costa Rica.


    I'm sure there are many kind folks who hope you get your wish very
    soon.

    - Frank Krygowski
     
  8. Edward Dolan

    Edward Dolan Guest

    <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]
    >
    > Edward Dolan wrote:
    >> It is my aim in life to die in a warm spot, like
    >> maybe Panama or Costa Rica.

    >
    > I'm sure there are many kind folks who hope you get your wish very
    > soon.
    >
    > - Frank Krygowski


    I have never seen a name with so many consonants in it. There is something
    totally screwed up with the Slavic languages. The Poles seem to be the worst
    in this regard.

    Note my name if you please. So sensible a name has never existed except in
    the lovely green land of Ireland - and one that is easy to say and spell
    too. I think it means in Irish "the dark one". Yea, I go to sleep every
    night muttering my name under my breath. It is music to my ears. Imagine
    going to sleep every night muttering the name Krygowksi. God! Such a name
    would give me nightmares!

    Regards,

    Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
    aka
    Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
     
  9. dgk

    dgk Guest

    On 16 Apr 2006 07:42:47 -0700, "NYC XYZ" <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    >
    >I HATE THEM!!!!


    I eat them. Makes a great snack and you don't even have to stop to
    eat.
     
  10. NYC XYZ

    NYC XYZ Guest

    dgk wrote:
    >
    >
    > I eat them. Makes a great snack and you don't even have to stop to
    > eat.



    Heh...their sentiments exactly towards me! Four bites already...at
    least dogs don't bite and just chase you for a bit.
     
  11. NYC XYZ

    NYC XYZ Guest

    Edward Dolan wrote:
    >
    >
    > I have noted of late that NYC is getting much more discriminating in his
    > selection of newsgroups to post to. This is all to the good and I urge him
    > to stay with ARBR especially. We are a very small newsgroup need all the
    > members we can get.


    Yes, I say we shanghai other newsgroups plant the recumbent bug in 'em!

    > Hmmm ... that rec.backcountry seems like it would be an interesting group. I
    > wonder if they need my ministrations?


    If you like a matching pair of black eyes -- some of these people are
    probably MN Hmong hunters!

    > Regards,
    >
    > Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
    > aka
    > Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
     
  12. Eugene Miya

    Eugene Miya Guest

    In article <[email protected]>,
    Edward Dolan <[email protected]> wrote:
    >to stay with ARBR especially.


    Hmmm, I rode my recumbent into work.


    >Hmmm ... that rec.backcountry seems like it would be an interesting group. I
    >wonder if they need my ministrations?


    Depends on your net.species.


    Slurp.


    Followups reduced.

    --
     
  13. Jon  Meinecke

    Jon Meinecke Guest

    "Eugene Miya" <[email protected]> wrote
    in message news:[email protected]

    ARBR is not the same with/without you.

    > In article <QYidn[email protected]>,
    > Edward Dolan <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>to stay with ARBR especially.

    >
    > Hmmm, I rode my recumbent into work.


    More than the Dolan's done in years on both accounts,
    so it seems.

    Do you still have the Stratus?

    >>Hmmm ... that rec.backcountry seems like it would be an
    >>interesting group. I wonder if they need my ministrations?

    >
    > Depends on your net.species.
    >
    > Slurp.


    Junk food. Moderation. The tasty bits are gone already
    anyway...

    For many of us in ARBR, noodling for bottom feeders
    has no further appeal.

    Jon Meinecke
    net.subtle-apteryx
     
  14. D'ohBoy

    D'ohBoy Guest

    Ed wrote:

    > There are even flies and mosquitoes buzzing about
    > the house.


    Ed:

    A good scrub of your body will reduce the flies - perhaps with a
    scotch-brite pad and heavy duty cleanser.

    And if you were to die, you would no longer attract the mosquitos.

    ;-)

    D'ohBoy
     
  15. Eugene Miya

    Eugene Miya Guest

    In article <[email protected]>,
    Jon Meinecke <[email protected]> wrote:
    >ARBR is not the same with/without you.


    I never knew it existed.
    Too many groups to monitor.

    >> my recumbent into work.

    >
    >More than the Dolan's done in years on both accounts,
    >so it seems.
    >
    >Do you still have the Stratus?


    Yes. That's the "to work in the rain" bike.
    I rode the Trek in today. And likely the the rest of the week.
    I did see another recumb over the weekend on a bike path.
    Not a Rans.


    >>>Hmmm ... that rec.backcountry seems like it would be an
    >>>interesting group. I wonder if they need my ministrations?

    >> Depends on your net.species.
    >> Slurp.

    >
    >Junk food. Moderation. The tasty bits are gone already anyway...
    >For many of us in ARBR, noodling for bottom feeders
    >has no further appeal.


    Noodles can be good.

    --
     
  16. Edward Dolan

    Edward Dolan Guest

    "Jon Meinecke" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]

    Mr. Meinecke knows he should not top post, so why does he do it?

    > [newsgroup restored]
    >
    > See Eugene,
    >
    > The net.species in ARBR have certain peculiarities.... trolling
    > by disassociation from reality and projection is standard behavior
    > by a prolific, but lesser species there.


    It appears that Mr. Meinecke is reading my humble messages after all, even
    though he remains too fear stricken to ever respond directly to anything I
    say. This is why I constantly refer to him as a weasel, a creature known for
    its slithery, sideways behavior.

    > This one is easy to troll, but he's really only a one-trick pony.
    > Taking Mr. Ed on a trek through the rec.backcountry is the only
    > reason I respond. He really needs to get out more. The people
    > in rec.bicycles.misc really appreciate it when he visits.


    The folks in RBM are even dumber than the folks who pollute ARBR. Let us not
    worry about what they might think. You need to read Bill Baka to get a clue
    about that group.

    > Note that he's mistaken my species as weasel. %^) The net.weasel
    > family can take care of themselves and more. We flightless birds
    > are no competition for Mustelidae, and particularly for the gulo gulo
    > luscus.


    No one is going to look up any of the above. Way too much work!

    Mr. Meinecke has had me down as a troll from day one, not ever realizing
    that all he was getting, along with everyone else, was nothing but
    quintessential Ed Dolan. I have no interest in trolling. That is for idiots.
    Ed Gin was truly the only troll that ARBR ever had from my perspective.
    Flabby was a one note Johnny and essentially harmless.

    It is really too bad that Mr. Meinecke and I do not get along better as we
    have many similar interests when it comes to how a newsgroup should conduct
    itself. However, personality clashes often determine everything in this
    world of woe and there is no help for it. I simply can't stand his Germanic
    stolidity. He seems not to have even a spark of Irish lightness.

    Regards,

    Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
    aka
    Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota



    > "Edward Dolan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news:[email protected]
    >>
    >> "Jon Meinecke" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> news:[email protected]
    >> [...]
    >>> As a fishing technique, effective for catfish, though some might
    >>> call noodling unsavory as a practice. Figuratively, a common
    >>> method when trolling for Dolan here.

    >>
    >> No one, but no one, can troll the Great Ed Dolan. On the other hand, I
    >> can easily troll all the suckers and bottom feeders who infest ARBR.
    >>
    >> Apparently Meinecke stays current on this newsgroup although he never
    >> makes any contributions to it anymore. Well, he will learn some wit and
    >> wisdom simply by reading what Ed Dolan the Great writes to this miserable
    >> newsgroup, otherwise known as ARBR.
    >>
    >> Meinecke was one of the main things that was wrong with this group when
    >> push came to shove. When a criminal vandal troll showed up here (Ed
    >> Gin), all he knew how to do was to run and hide like the cowardly weasel
    >> that he is. He does not have a clue about what destroyed this group. It
    >> takes talent to be as dense as he ever proves himself to be. I attribute
    >> his density to his Germanic racial traits.
     
  17. Edward Dolan

    Edward Dolan Guest

    "Eugene Miya" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]
    [...]
    >>"Edward Dolan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >>news:[email protected]
    >>> No one, but no one, can troll the Great Ed Dolan.

    >
    > Just did.
    > No idea what makes you great.


    I respond to almost everyone who addresses any of my messages. But I do so
    on my terms only. I always end up talking about what I want to talk about,
    not what someone else might want me to talk about. Therefore, I cannot be
    trolled. Only dunces allow themselves to be trolled.

    My Greatness comes from a persona I have created for Usenet purposes. I am
    sick and tired of all the nonentities who infest Usenet. For God's sakes,
    they do not even use their real names. I decided from day one that I was not
    going to be a cipher like all the rest of them. Therein lies my Greatness!

    >>> Apparently Meinecke stays current on this newsgroup although he never
    >>> makes any contributions to it anymore.

    >
    > So most net.unglates.


    ??? Way too lazy to EVER look up anything! It comes from my professional
    training as a librarian.

    >>> Meinecke was one of the main things that was wrong with this group when
    >>> push came to shove. When a criminal vandal troll showed up here (Ed
    >>> Gin),
    >>> all he knew how to do was to run and hide like the cowardly weasel that
    >>> he
    >>> is. He does not have a clue about what destroyed this group. It takes
    >>> talent to be as dense as he ever proves himself to be. I attribute his
    >>> density to his Germanic racial traits.

    >
    > No context. No interest spark.
    > It's Usenet.


    You would have had to experience Ed Gin to know what I am talking about. He
    was totally mindless and into nothing but name calling. He stepped on every
    thread with his spamming messages. He forged other's real names and
    addresses as well as using dozens of different user names himself. All of
    his posts were through proxies. He never responded to anything that was
    said. He in effect destroyed ARBR because no one on the group (except for a
    few of us) had the guts to fight him.

    Mr. Meinecke always prided himself on being somewhat responsible for good
    Usenet etiquette, yet when push came to shove he absented himself. That is
    why I do not like him much. Yes, he is intelligent, but what good is
    intelligence without courage?

    Poor Mr. Meinecke does not know a troll from a hole in the ground. When a
    real troll showed up he was out to lunch. Note how I have responded to your
    message. Does it seem like I am trolling you? However, I am prepared to
    take you to task for your constipated one-liners if you wish.

    Regards,

    Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
    aka
    Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
     
  18. Edward Dolan

    Edward Dolan Guest

    "Jon Meinecke" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]
    > "Eugene Miya" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> news:[email protected]
    >> In article <[email protected]>,
    >> Jon Meinecke <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>>The net.species in ARBR have certain peculiarities.... trolling
    >>>by disassociation from reality and projection is standard behavior
    >>>by a prolific, but lesser species there.

    >>
    >> Well every news group, mailing list, listserv, Wiki, etc. has a degree
    >> of this. A signature signal. Amuse yourself in alt.culture.alaska some
    >> time.

    >
    > Interestingly Floyd had his turn with Mr. Ed about 18 months ago.
    > In short order, Floyd made mincemeat of him without raising a sweat.
    > After Floyd ID'ed Ed's "raging bull" as "mooing cow mode...", here's
    > the best Ed could offer. Classic.


    I don't ever recall having any conversation with anyone name Eugene Miya
    before. The only Floyd I recall is some idiot from Barrow, Alaska who argued
    that the Eskimo was superior to the Norse because the Eskimo hunted the g.d.
    whale and was able to survive in the high arctic by doing so whereas the
    Norse chose not to do that and were therefore not able to survive - as no
    sensible human should ever want to do in the first place. Floyd was nothing
    but a freaking idiot for living in Barrow - a regular paradise on this earth
    no doubt! I think Floyd thought he was an Eskimo himself!

    > http://groups.google.com/group/alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent/msg/27fa342ff5a0e6ca?dmode=source


    Nope, I do not trust a cowardly weasel like Meinecke to ever go to a link of
    his. The rest of you do so at your peril.
    [...]

    > I have to go out of my way to see Mr. Ed's unoriginal content in its
    > original form. A few weeks ago, he apparently claimed "net.fungus"
    > as his species. Tinea cruris, according to someone who quoted his
    > post.


    This is what is wrong with a character like Meinecke. He has kill-filed me
    so he only sees what others' quote from my messages. This is fundamentally
    unfair to me, but what does Meinecke know of fairness. His hypocrisy is
    overwhelming. I read his messages as he writes them, but he does not do the
    same with me. Yet, he feels free to comment on me and my messages.

    Once you have kill-filed someone it is only fair that you no longer comment
    on whoever it is that you have kill-filed. However, since I have not
    kill-filed him and read all of his messages, I am perfectly free to comment
    on him and his messages. Kill-filers are the most incredibly stupid people
    in the world.

    >>>> Meinecke was one of the main things that was wrong with this group when
    >>>> push came to shove. When a criminal vandal troll showed up here (Ed
    >>>> Gin),
    >>>> all he knew how to do was to run and hide like the cowardly weasel that
    >>>> he
    >>>> is. He does not have a clue about what destroyed this group. It takes
    >>>> talent to be as dense as he ever proves himself to be. I attribute his
    >>>> density to his Germanic racial traits.

    >>
    >> No context. No interest spark.
    >> It's Usenet.

    >
    > "Shall we play a game?" - WOPR
    >
    > Dolan's game has convinced many subject matter experts that ARBR
    > isn't worth their time. C'est la vie. What he imagines I have or have
    > not done and what he projects of me by my surname is inconsequential.


    I am not imagining anything in connection with Meinecke. He pretended to
    have the best interests of ARBR at heart, but he proved to be nothing but a
    craven coward. Ed Gin said boo and Meinecke fainted dead away. His surname
    is mud as far as I am concerned.

    Regards,

    Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
    aka
    Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
     
  19. Edward Dolan

    Edward Dolan Guest

    "Floyd L. Davidson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]
    [...]
    >>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent/msg/27fa342ff5a0e6ca?dmode=source

    >
    > I'd forgotten that. Thanks for the reminder! Reading it again,
    > just like when I wrote the article he responded to, had me just
    > tied up with fits of laughter.
    >
    > Poor Ed had a bad day on that one. (Does he ever have a really
    > good day though?)
    >
    > --
    > Floyd L. Davidson <http://www.apaflo.com/floyd_davidson>
    > Ukpeagvik (Barrow, Alaska) [email protected]


    My God! We do not want this lunatic back in our sacred cycling precincts. If
    you listen to him you will end up in Barrow yourself hunting the g.d. whale
    and drinking yourself to death like the freaking Eskimos.

    I hear the high arctic is melting away due to global warming and that the
    polar bear will soon be extinct. Now if we could just figure out a way to
    make old Floyd extinct. How he can ride any kind of a bicycle in Barrow is
    one for the books. Do they even have any roads there?

    According to Floyd, we should all be taking our vacations in Barrow in
    January. There we would never see the sun, and enjoy 50 degrees below zero.
    The main thing we should take with us when we go there on our vacations is
    plenty of liquor so we can get as drunk as the natives. After all, when you
    are living that far north, you do not want to see, feel or hear anything -
    except maybe the beating of your own heart just to reassure you that you
    have not died and gone to a very cold and dark Hell. Greenland, anyone?

    As Scott lay dying in his tent in Antarctica, he wrote in his diary, "God,
    this is an awful place!" Hey Floyd, you brain dead nit-wit, why don't you
    go to Antarctica. Barrow (and all of Alaska for that matter) is for sissies.

    Regards,

    Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
    aka
    Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
     
  20. "Edward Dolan" <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >My God! We do not want this lunatic back in our sacred cycling precincts. If
    >you listen to him you will end up in Barrow yourself hunting the g.d. whale
    >and drinking yourself to death like the freaking Eskimos.
    >
    >I hear the high arctic is melting away due to global warming and that the
    >polar bear will soon be extinct. Now if we could just figure out a way to
    >make old Floyd extinct. How he can ride any kind of a bicycle in Barrow is
    >one for the books. Do they even have any roads there?
    >
    >According to Floyd, we should all be taking our vacations in Barrow in
    >January. There we would never see the sun, and enjoy 50 degrees below zero.
    >The main thing we should take with us when we go there on our vacations is
    >plenty of liquor so we can get as drunk as the natives. After all, when you
    >are living that far north, you do not want to see, feel or hear anything -
    >except maybe the beating of your own heart just to reassure you that you
    >have not died and gone to a very cold and dark Hell. Greenland, anyone?
    >
    >As Scott lay dying in his tent in Antarctica, he wrote in his diary, "God,
    >this is an awful place!" Hey Floyd, you brain dead nit-wit, why don't you
    >go to Antarctica. Barrow (and all of Alaska for that matter) is for sissies.


    Ahem, it seems that in addition to being retarded, Mr. Dolan is a
    racist too.

    Not surprising, as the two go hand in hand often enough.

    --
    Floyd L. Davidson <http://www.apaflo.com/floyd_davidson>
    Ukpeagvik (Barrow, Alaska) [email protected]
     
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