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Edward Dolan
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"Floyd L. Davidson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "Edward Dolan" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>My God! We do not want this lunatic back in our sacred cycling precincts.
>>If
>>you listen to him you will end up in Barrow yourself hunting the g.d.
>>whale
>>and drinking yourself to death like the freaking Eskimos.
>>
>>I hear the high arctic is melting away due to global warming and that the
>>polar bear will soon be extinct. Now if we could just figure out a way to
>>make old Floyd extinct. How he can ride any kind of a bicycle in Barrow is
>>one for the books. Do they even have any roads there?
>>
>>According to Floyd, we should all be taking our vacations in Barrow in
>>January. There we would never see the sun, and enjoy 50 degrees below
>>zero.
>>The main thing we should take with us when we go there on our vacations is
>>plenty of liquor so we can get as drunk as the natives. After all, when
>>you
>>are living that far north, you do not want to see, feel or hear anything -
>>except maybe the beating of your own heart just to reassure you that you
>>have not died and gone to a very cold and dark Hell. Greenland, anyone?
>>
>>As Scott lay dying in his tent in Antarctica, he wrote in his diary, "God,
>>this is an awful place!" Hey Floyd, you brain dead nit-wit, why don't you
>>go to Antarctica. Barrow (and all of Alaska for that matter) is for
>>sissies.
>
> Ahem, it seems that in addition to being retarded, Mr. Dolan is a
> racist too.
>
> Not surprising, as the two go hand in hand often enough.
I only know what I read in the liberal mass media about the Eskimo and his
drunken ways. But are not all those people from Northeastern Siberia, which
is also the home of all the original inhabitants of the Americas. DNA
studies have conclusively proven that. In other words, they are all
Mongoloids. Is Floyd also a Mongoloid or is he a Caucasoid? I don't think he
is a Negroid as I doubt there are any Negroes stupid enough to be living in
Barrow, Alaska. It takes a really dumb Caucasoid like Floyd to think that
Barrow is a good place to settle down.
But Hells Bells, I don't blame the Eskimo for being nothing but a drunken
savage. If I had to live in that godforsaken land, that is what I would do
too. I would just drink and drink until it killed me. Either that, or get
the hell out of there. It is really very strange in this day and age that
anyone would choose to live in such a frozen land. Floyd lives there because
he is crazy, but surely not all Eskimos are crazy. They must know there is a
better world for them to be living in than the high arctic.
All this talk about drinking has made me thirsty. Please excuse me now while
I hop on my trusty bike and make a run to the local liquor store to get some
of my favorite vino. Just thinking about crazy Floyd there in frozen Barrow,
Alaska, is enough to drive anyone to drink.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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> "Edward Dolan" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>My God! We do not want this lunatic back in our sacred cycling precincts.
>>If
>>you listen to him you will end up in Barrow yourself hunting the g.d.
>>whale
>>and drinking yourself to death like the freaking Eskimos.
>>
>>I hear the high arctic is melting away due to global warming and that the
>>polar bear will soon be extinct. Now if we could just figure out a way to
>>make old Floyd extinct. How he can ride any kind of a bicycle in Barrow is
>>one for the books. Do they even have any roads there?
>>
>>According to Floyd, we should all be taking our vacations in Barrow in
>>January. There we would never see the sun, and enjoy 50 degrees below
>>zero.
>>The main thing we should take with us when we go there on our vacations is
>>plenty of liquor so we can get as drunk as the natives. After all, when
>>you
>>are living that far north, you do not want to see, feel or hear anything -
>>except maybe the beating of your own heart just to reassure you that you
>>have not died and gone to a very cold and dark Hell. Greenland, anyone?
>>
>>As Scott lay dying in his tent in Antarctica, he wrote in his diary, "God,
>>this is an awful place!" Hey Floyd, you brain dead nit-wit, why don't you
>>go to Antarctica. Barrow (and all of Alaska for that matter) is for
>>sissies.
>
> Ahem, it seems that in addition to being retarded, Mr. Dolan is a
> racist too.
>
> Not surprising, as the two go hand in hand often enough.
I only know what I read in the liberal mass media about the Eskimo and his
drunken ways. But are not all those people from Northeastern Siberia, which
is also the home of all the original inhabitants of the Americas. DNA
studies have conclusively proven that. In other words, they are all
Mongoloids. Is Floyd also a Mongoloid or is he a Caucasoid? I don't think he
is a Negroid as I doubt there are any Negroes stupid enough to be living in
Barrow, Alaska. It takes a really dumb Caucasoid like Floyd to think that
Barrow is a good place to settle down.
But Hells Bells, I don't blame the Eskimo for being nothing but a drunken
savage. If I had to live in that godforsaken land, that is what I would do
too. I would just drink and drink until it killed me. Either that, or get
the hell out of there. It is really very strange in this day and age that
anyone would choose to live in such a frozen land. Floyd lives there because
he is crazy, but surely not all Eskimos are crazy. They must know there is a
better world for them to be living in than the high arctic.
All this talk about drinking has made me thirsty. Please excuse me now while
I hop on my trusty bike and make a run to the local liquor store to get some
of my favorite vino. Just thinking about crazy Floyd there in frozen Barrow,
Alaska, is enough to drive anyone to drink.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota