The Thread about Nothing....

YOR BLOODY BYORTEE!
:-)
Gerranseses!

Knew he'd win about 200m before the last corner. Valverde was conned by Gerro. How the hell did martin fall off?

Farkin grouse. I actually jumped off the couch and pumped me fist. I'm not known for being demonstrative
:-)

classic1 said:

Knew he'd win about 200m before the last corner. Valverde was conned by Gerro. How the hell did martin fall off?

Blimey - don't have to be dead to be stiff!

He wouldn't have won anyway. Gutsy move though

Jee, there's a lot of hate for Gerro on the cool kids' forum. What the fark?

http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showthread.php?t=22201&page=55

Fantastic job by Weining. Gerro owes him a big drink

Well I had Gerrans (didn't tip him in an earlier race). And Gasparotto (12th, no major time lost). NFI where Nibali ended up. Apparently my other guy Betancur was a DNS so I dunno where that leaves me.

531Aussie said:

Jee, there's a lot of hate for Gerro on the cool kids' forum.  What the fark?  forum.cyclingnews.comshowthread.phpOpen ↗

I told ya, they are cockheads. I dunno Wtf they are going on about. They bag Gerro for being negative in Amstel. He wasn't. Bag Valverde for being negative today. He wasn't. Bag the winner today for racing to his strengths. You don't get the win for doing retarded attacks. It was a strange race. I thought Amstel was better to watch, but the last 2kms were exciting. I thought Valverde and kreuziger were the strongest today.

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Originally Posted by classic1

He wouldn't have won anyway.

That's what I reckon. Gerro, et al, woulda passed him

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Originally Posted by classic1

I told ya, they are cockheads. I dunno Wtf they are going on about. They bag Gerro for being negative in Amstel. He wasn't. Bag Valverde for being negative today. He wasn't. Bag the winner today for racing to his strengths. You don't get the win for doing retarded attacks.

Yeah, fark, do they want him to do suicide attacks for the camera, with his top undone, like Voeckler, then blow up and lose?! Crikey. As you say, he's racing to his abilities, which is either due to his brains or that of the DS (right? :-) ).
"All he can do is win", as they say. Fark me dead.

Do they expect him to smash the whole pelobunch to pieces from 50km out? Well, he ain't that sort of rider, and not many are, or ever have been. Jeeezuz!

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Originally Posted by classic1

I would

No doubt. She had the dreamy beach girl look about her when she was young.

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Originally Posted by swampy1970

Do those dates correspond to the testing of the 50 megaton Tsar Bomb? I hear some parts of Russia had a really size able temperature swing that day 😉

Ha. I didn't think about that.

Although, as you probably know, it was detonated way up north, over Novaya Zemlya, near the Artic Ocean.
Fark, there's a stack of interesting info about it, of course. For instance: it was dropped with a massive (800kg) parachute, so that the plane had enough time to get away from the blast (~45km), but it (the plane) was still buffeted enough from the shock wave to lose a km altitude

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba

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Originally Posted by VadarStrikesBack

Im a massif struggler. Im not even ready to get involved with anyone.

You must dominate with the ladies (rock star, witty banter) - although I have got a sneaking suspicion that you might pull out the 'lets play weather trivia together' card too soon. I could be wrong. hehe just kidding 😉

Nah, I'm ordinary, and these days, only fat, old, desperate divorcees with 10 kids wanna root me. Sad. Ha. :-) I'll never forget the day I realized that no chick under 30 would ever shag me again, unless I paid for it. Ha. Ah, just one of life's many turning points.

When I was younger and slightly less ugly, the occasional chick would crack onto me, but when I very young, I was sometimes so stupid about it that I didn't realize what was happening until they got in me car, undid their top button, and said: "ah, I live just down the road." :-)
Or one time when I was REALLY young (about 19), working at a gym, and realised that: "jee, it's closing time, and this old bag is still here complaining to me about her husband, and hasn't done an exercise for 3 hours"

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Originally Posted by 531Aussie
Doco: Cocaine Cowboys. It's about the development of the cocaine trade around Miami in the '70s and '80s

Yeah, good doco, but a bit long (nearly 2 hours, no ads).
A couple of the main 'protagonists' have died since the doco was made in 2006

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Originally Posted by 531Aussie
Nah, I'm ordinary, and these days, only fat, old, desperate divorcees with 10 kids wanna root me. Sad. Ha. :-) I'll never forget the day I realized that no chick under 30 would ever shag me again, unless I paid for it. Ha. Ah, just one of life's many turning points.

When I was younger and slightly less ugly, the occasional chick would crack onto me, but when I very young, I was sometimes so stupid about it that I didn't realize what was happening until they got in me car, undid their top button, and said: "ah, I live just down the road." :-)
Or one time when I was REALLY young (about 19), working at a gym, and realised that: "jee, it's closing time, and this old bag is still here complaining to me about her husband, and hasn't done an exercise for 3 hours"

Best TAN erotica 2014.

HA. That reminds me: my current favourite pawn chick is Lucie Wilde. New meat, apparently. She's meant to be 18, but I dunno

Swampy's anti-Campag rants on here are a pissa

http://www.cyclingforums.com/t/500230/corrosion-on-chain-and-gears-no-matter-how-much-i-wash-wipe-it-down/0_50

How can that guy justify paying $65 for a set of Campag cables? Ha

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Originally Posted by 531Aussie
HA. That reminds me: my current favourite pawn chick is Lucie Wilde. New meet. She's meant to be 18, but I dunno

She's showing up everywhere.

So a mate tells me.

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Originally Posted by 531Aussie
HA. That reminds me: my current favourite pawn chick is Lucie Wilde. New meet. She's meant to be 18, but I dunno

Somebody at work just found a video shot in the library at my workplace. Which is interesting.

Edit: Angela White, apparently.