The Thread about Nothing....

paulambry said:

Nope. [censored] that. He can NEVER be forgiven for this...

What a [censored]

I was a bit conflicted about what to watch on SBS Sunday night - Flanders or Dogging Tales (SBS2). Fortunately the latter is already there to watch on demand.

http://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/video/343710787951/Dogging-Tales

Look what Google did for the Tour of Flanders[ATTACH=full]1586[/ATTACH]

Charge your phone you dendrophile.

Aww...that's nice of Google.

Sagan - The Saggy Dawg. That was ace.

Dead pool fail.

Bob Ellis. We are [censored]. He had liver cancer and we missed it!

TAN DEAD POOL 2016
Matagi - Phil the Greek, Bob Hawke
Lama - Bill Cosby, Bert Newton, Liza Minelli.
Paul - Michael Schumacher, Raymond Poulidor, Robert Pirsig
classic1 - Billy Graham, Olivia De Havilland, Nancy Reagan
62vette - Jimmy Carter, Keith Richards, Betty White
roshea - Muhammad Ali, Stephen Hawking, Zsa Zsa Gabor
(keeping 2 of 3 from last year)
Wilchemy - Jeannie Pratt, Jeanne Little, & Barbara Eden (gone with a theme this year haha)
531Aussie - John Goodman, Henry Kissinger
Steve - Kirk Douglas, Clive Palmer, Val Kilmer

There's still some decent candidates in the list classo. I reckon you have a chance of at least one more yourself.

So I should. They have a combined age of about 340

I reckon Steve has two potential winners there. Kilmers not awesum so the celeb rumor mill goes.

I'm sure I saw somewhere poor old Jimmy Carter is struggking too

Jimmy has cancer but is apparently on one of the new wonder drugs that is shrinking tumours to nothing

classic1 said:

I reckon ...

Did the earth move for you from Leon Gather at 6am? 😄 Spewin, I've never noticed a tremour. They reckon it was felt as far as Brighton, but I didn't feel nothin. Maybe it skipped East Bentleigh. HA

oooops

Ha ha. The "suspicious" package outside the Cranbourne Centrelink being investigated by the bomb squad is one of my dead uncle's old cases. He died last year, his house was sold recently, so my mum and other relatives have been going through his stuff and chucking out most of it.

Some hobo must've grabbed the case out of a dumpster, then obviously decided he didn't want it while he was at Centrelink. 😄

It's got my uncle's name on it, so the cops got in touch with one of his brothers.

Fishing tackle box? Looks like an expensive way to go fishing, with a bomb squad robot.

Yeah, big.

The poor guy was so crook with epilepsy and a million other things his whole life that he needed something that big to use as a pill box. He was in hospital so often that they put his name on it

531Aussie said:

Did the earth move for you from Leon Gather at 6am? 😄 Spewin, I've never noticed a tremour. They reckon it was felt as far as Brighton, but I didn't feel nothin. Maybe it skipped East Bentleigh. HA

I might have now you mention it. I woke up and felt a small shaking very early this morning but I was agitated and had a [censored] nights sleep so put it down to that.

At a guess Leongatha is probably 60km from here as the crow flies

I normally assume it was my ciggy and and alcohol abuse. And then the next day read that the earth really had moved. Oh well.

Also, I [censored] loved Tour of Flanders. Bugger, Van Avermaet's gone for the spring, but Sagan with 30+ to go was ooh, really?, and then ooh, wow, and then ooh, really? And then, wow.
Awesome.
I think there's gonna be a big Sunday night party here next week, and not least because it's gonna be Canker's last Paris-Roubaix. It just seems like it's gonna be one of those ones that history will remember.
And [censored] off about the mud in Troisville. It stays, [censored].

Also. I'm finally getting rid of a dodgy flatmate soon, and tonight committed to his replacement, an AAP reporter specialising in national security and terrorism. This is a good thing.

531Aussie said:

Ha ha. The "suspicious" package outside the Cranbourne Centrelink being investigated by the bomb squad is one of my dead uncle's old cases. He died last year, his house was sold recently, so my mum and other relatives have been going through his stuff and chucking out most of it.

Some hobo must've grabbed the case out of a dumpster, then obviously decided he didn't want it while he was at Centrelink. 😄

It's got my uncle's name on it, so the cops got in touch with one of his brothers.

Really?
You must be a [censored] terrorist. I look forward to reading overblown hyperbole about you and your rather fast family. Cnut.