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Martin
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In article <[email protected]>, [email protected] says...
> Phil Squire wrote:
> > "Cinder Girl" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> >>
> >> Grrrrr. Sorry to hear about this! I've often wished it were possible to install some sort of
> >> defense mechanism on my bike.
> >
> > What about a hidden GPS like that thing you can get for cars? Activated by a phone call, built
> > into the downtube and weightless of course...
>
> Could that GPS be made to contain an explosive device? I like to dream that one day I could wreak
> vengeance in this manner. Mike
>
>
>
I think that the best solution is the exploding bike seat, problem is that the software capable of
acucurate ass (****) recognition would need a supercomputer to run on. On lesser hardware that could
fit in the frame, recognition of the owners bottom could be problematic after a very hot curry sets
off the 'roids, or when that unexpected drop off causes a severe clench.
I agree with the 'cut their goolies off' strategy, oh, and in public too.
Martin
> Phil Squire wrote:
> > "Cinder Girl" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> >>
> >> Grrrrr. Sorry to hear about this! I've often wished it were possible to install some sort of
> >> defense mechanism on my bike.
> >
> > What about a hidden GPS like that thing you can get for cars? Activated by a phone call, built
> > into the downtube and weightless of course...
>
> Could that GPS be made to contain an explosive device? I like to dream that one day I could wreak
> vengeance in this manner. Mike
>
>
>
I think that the best solution is the exploding bike seat, problem is that the software capable of
acucurate ass (****) recognition would need a supercomputer to run on. On lesser hardware that could
fit in the frame, recognition of the owners bottom could be problematic after a very hot curry sets
off the 'roids, or when that unexpected drop off causes a severe clench.
I agree with the 'cut their goolies off' strategy, oh, and in public too.
Martin