Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky

[Lonnie Utah]

Anybody catch David Letterman last night? (from http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/ )

Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky

10. Goodbye Gatorade, hello Colt 45
9. For next two stages will be riding a unicycle
8. Is only giving 109%
7. Shouts, "Which one of you French bastards want my autograph?"
6. Yesterday rode twenty miles out of his way looking for whores
5. Already put the yellow championship jersey for auction on eBay
4. Lets fans ride on the handlebars
3. During stage 18, took in the noon showing of "Wedding Crashers"
2. On alternate days, substitutes his fat brother Dennis Armstrong
1. Took detour to nail Jude Law's nanny

 

[Ullefan]

If anything, American humour isn't funny and the humour itself is cocky.

 

[thebluetrain]

If anything, American humour isn't funny and the humour itself is cocky.

LOL Lighten up, man.

 

[Lonnie Utah]

8. Is only giving 109%

Oh come on. You've got to admit, that one is FUNNY!

Would you care to expound on the virtues of German humor? (Is there such a thing????)

 

[MJtje]

Don't hurt a ullrich fan.........

If anything, American humour isn't funny and the humour itself is cocky.

 

[TrekDedicated]

I must admit, those aren't very good except for the 109% one.

 

[Ullefan]

Don't hurt a ullrich fan.........

We're tortured souls.

 

[wolfix]

If anything, American humour isn't funny and the humour itself is cocky.

If you think our American humour is bad, look at the French. They loved Jerry Lewis !!!

 

[wolfix]

If anything, American humour isn't funny and the humour itself is cocky.

Ok ....Ullefan this is for you .

Do you know why they planted trees along the Champ-Elysees ????
So Lance Armstrong could ride along in the shade.

 

[JRMDC]

Ok ....Ullefan this is for you .

Do you know why they planted tress along the Champ-Elysees ????
So Lance Armstrong could ride along in the shade.

That is too much!

 

[tcklyde]

I liked the Colt 45 one. (But do they have Colt 45 anywhere outside the states. What a foul drink!)

 

[homeycheese]

Anybody catch David Letterman last night? (from http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/ )

Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky

10. Goodbye Gatorade, hello Colt 45
9. For next two stages will be riding a unicycle
8. Is only giving 109%
7. Shouts, "Which one of you French bastards want my autograph?"
6. Yesterday rode twenty miles out of his way looking for whores
5. Already put the yellow championship jersey for auction on eBay
4. Lets fans ride on the handlebars
3. During stage 18, took in the noon showing of "Wedding Crashers"
2. On alternate days, substitutes his fat brother Dennis Armstrong
1. Took detour to nail Jude Law's nanny

I didn't know Sheryl Crow was staying 20 miles away

 

[Lonnie Utah]

I didn't know Sheryl Crow was staying 20 miles away

Ohhhhh! BURN!

L

 

[limerickman]

If you think our American humour is bad, look at the French. They loved Jerry Lewis !!!

Now that is funny.

Lewis was decorated by the French goverment.
Gotta wonder.

 

[dasnootz]

German Humor.... David Hasselhoff's musical career.

 

[Chris_E]

Anybody catch David Letterman last night? (from http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/ )

Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky

10. Goodbye Gatorade, hello Colt 45
9. For next two stages will be riding a unicycle
8. Is only giving 109%
7. Shouts, "Which one of you French bastards want my autograph?"
6. Yesterday rode twenty miles out of his way looking for whores
5. Already put the yellow championship jersey for auction on eBay
4. Lets fans ride on the handlebars
3. During stage 18, took in the noon showing of "Wedding Crashers"
2. On alternate days, substitutes his fat brother Dennis Armstrong
1. Took detour to nail Jude Law's nanny

i always thought Leno was funnier than Letterman... now i'm sure of it

 

[Ullefan]

Who needs Letterman when you've got ''Die Harald Schmidt show''
http://www.schmidt.de/highlights/highlights.php3

 

[limerickman]

Who needs Letterman when you've got ''Die Harald Schmidt show''
http://www.schmidt.de/highlights/highlights.php3

Letterman si deutche ?

 

[Dead Star]

anyone ever noticed how a lot of lance fans at the presentation ceremonies are obese?

 

[TrekDedicated]

German Humor.... David Hasselhoff's musical career.

DAS!!!!!!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I fell out of my chair! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA