'Twas The Night Before Christmas

Discussion in 'Road Cycling' started by Go-Balls, Dec 19, 2011.

  1. Go-Balls

    Go-Balls New Member

    Dec 14, 2011
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    'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the street
    cyclists were dressed in their garb, garish and geek
    The bikes were hung by the chimney with care
    but since the Nationals will be in Quebec next year
    everyone was fat and they didn't seem to care
    I in my kerchef and she in her cap
    I sat down on the can and had a big crap
    when out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
    I sprang from my bed, that was covered in fecal matter
    And what did my wandering eyes did appear
    but the Donut boys in the middle of December
    hammering their brains out, now ain't that queer?
    On Midweek on geek street on vixen and blitzen
    the Nationals are in need of a serious fixin!