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Finished planting the last of (9) Leyland Cypress trees in the back yard
(spaced far enough apart to slalom between ;-) and noticed the severed end
of a black cable sticking up.... Hmm. what is this and who would burry it
right THERE. Ohh, it was telephone cable! Danm!!!! ARRGH!!!!
 
J G wrote:
> Finished planting the last of (9) Leyland Cypress trees in the back yard
> (spaced far enough apart to slalom between ;-) and noticed the severed end
> of a black cable sticking up.... Hmm. what is this and who would burry it
> right THERE. Ohh, it was telephone cable! Danm!!!! ARRGH!!!!


I just drank a bottle of water.
 
J G wrote:
> Finished planting the last of (9) Leyland Cypress trees in the back
> yard (spaced far enough apart to slalom between ;-) and noticed the
> severed end of a black cable sticking up.... Hmm. what is this and
> who would burry it right THERE. Ohh, it was telephone cable! Danm!!!!
> ARRGH!!!!


Ooh, hope that doesn't cost you too much.
I used to have to deal with that a bunch in my old job - I was the guy being
dispatched for a lot of locates because we owned a lot of cable in the area.
The worst would be when another department would need a hole "real quick"
and jump in the backhoe and dig up some cable. They hit fiber once and it
was like $20k when it was all said and done. Sitting in a muddy trench
splicing a 200 pair cable in the rain really sucks.

I bet you'll call before digging next time!
 
p e t e f a g e r l i n wrote:
> J G wrote:
>> Finished planting the last of (9) Leyland Cypress trees in the back
>> yard (spaced far enough apart to slalom between ;-) and noticed the
>> severed end of a black cable sticking up.... Hmm. what is this and
>> who would burry it right THERE. Ohh, it was telephone cable!
>> Danm!!!! ARRGH!!!!

>
> I just drank a bottle of water.


You're out of control, dude!
 
J G wrote:
> Finished planting the last of (9) Leyland Cypress trees in the back
> yard (spaced far enough apart to slalom between ;-) and noticed the
> severed end of a black cable sticking up.... Hmm. what is this and
> who would burry it right THERE. Ohh, it was telephone cable! Danm!!!!
> ARRGH!!!!


you should've said, "hold my beer and watch this...."


penny
 
"pas" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> J G wrote:
> > Finished planting the last of (9) Leyland Cypress trees in the back
> > yard (spaced far enough apart to slalom between ;-) and noticed the
> > severed end of a black cable sticking up.... Hmm. what is this and
> > who would burry it right THERE. Ohh, it was telephone cable! Danm!!!!
> > ARRGH!!!!

>
> you should've said, "hold my beer and watch this...."
>

I used to know people that's said that.
 
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> > "pas" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> > > J G wrote:
> > > > Finished planting the last of (9) Leyland Cypress trees in the back
> > > > yard (spaced far enough apart to slalom between ;-) and noticed the
> > > > severed end of a black cable sticking up.... Hmm. what is this and
> > > > who would burry it right THERE. Ohh, it was telephone cable!

Danm!!!!
> > > > ARRGH!!!!
> > >
> > > you should've said, "hold my beer and watch this...."
> > >

> > I used to know people that's said that.
> >

>
> But "beer helps us think"
>

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, much
like the brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. The
slowest buffalo are the sick and weak so they die off first, making it
possible for the herd to move at a faster pace. Like the buffalo the
weak, slow brain cells are the ones that are killed off by excessive
beer drinking and socializing, making the brain operate faster.

The moral of the story, drink more beer, it will make you smarter.
 
On Wed, 08 Sep 2004 21:19:57 GMT, p e t e f a g e r l i n
<[email protected]> wrote:

> J G wrote:
>> Finished planting the last of (9) Leyland Cypress trees in the back yard
>> (spaced far enough apart to slalom between ;-) and noticed the severed
>> end
>> of a black cable sticking up.... Hmm. what is this and who would burry
>> it
>> right THERE. Ohh, it was telephone cable! Danm!!!! ARRGH!!!!

>
> I just drank a bottle of water.



So cruel, but funny!

--
Slacker
 
> Ooh, hope that doesn't cost you too much.

Nope, I called Dig-Safe......
This apparently was an extra coil or two of cable they just threw out there
instead of trimming the ends at the end of the pull. SO when they came out
to mark the burried lines this was not marked.


> Sitting in a muddy trench
> splicing a 200 pair cable in the rain really sucks.


No doubt, I hate terminating fiber regardless of the circumstances... unless
I'm making tripple-time, then, maybe it's okay.
 
J G wrote:
>> Ooh, hope that doesn't cost you too much.

>
> Nope, I called Dig-Safe......
> This apparently was an extra coil or two of cable they just threw out
> there instead of trimming the ends at the end of the pull. SO when
> they came out to mark the burried lines this was not marked.
>
>
>> Sitting in a muddy trench
>> splicing a 200 pair cable in the rain really sucks.

>
> No doubt, I hate terminating fiber regardless of the circumstances...
> unless I'm making tripple-time, then, maybe it's okay.


Whew! What a relief that must have been. I've experienced that too. We had
lots of abandoned cable around.
I'd locate, they dig, hit some old cable and call us. We'd be so bummed
until we figured out it was "trick cable".

Oh, and the 200 pair was copper. Lotsa beans and icky pick. Our fiber cables
would have maybe a dozen strands. Each one would definitely be more tedious
(before cleavers were commonplace especially), but I'd still take a dozen
over 200 any day!

Matt
 
mojo deluxe wrote:
> A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, much
> like the brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
> The slowest buffalo are the sick and weak so they die off first,
> making it possible for the herd to move at a faster pace. Like the
> buffalo the weak, slow brain cells are the ones that are killed off
> by excessive beer drinking and socializing, making the brain
> operate faster.
>
> The moral of the story, drink more beer, it will make you smarter.


No credit to the "author" of that?!?

Bill "hint: NORM!" S.
 
Hey if it is really the phone line just reconnect it. We are talking a
total common sense thing here. Now it is carrying more voltage than a
standard analog line... unless you know how to deal with electricity
correctly get a pro.
 
"S o r n i" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> mojo deluxe wrote:
> > A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, much
> > like the brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
> > The slowest buffalo are the sick and weak so they die off first,
> > making it possible for the herd to move at a faster pace. Like the
> > buffalo the weak, slow brain cells are the ones that are killed off
> > by excessive beer drinking and socializing, making the brain
> > operate faster.
> >
> > The moral of the story, drink more beer, it will make you smarter.

>
> No credit to the "author" of that?!?
>
> Bill "hint: NORM!" S.
>

Cliff Claven!!

Heh, used to be my favorite show.
 
p e t e f a g e r l i n said:
J G wrote:
> Finished planting the last of (9) Leyland Cypress trees in the back yard
> (spaced far enough apart to slalom between ;-) and noticed the severed end
> of a black cable sticking up.... Hmm. what is this and who would burry it
> right THERE. Ohh, it was telephone cable! Danm!!!! ARRGH!!!!


I just drank a bottle of water.
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riderigid <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> p e t e f a g e r l i n Wrote:
> > J G wrote:
> > > Finished planting the last of (9) Leyland Cypress trees in the back

> yard
> > > (spaced far enough apart to slalom between ;-) and noticed the

> severed end
> > > of a black cable sticking up.... Hmm. what is this and who would

> burry it
> > > right THERE. Ohh, it was telephone cable! Danm!!!! ARRGH!!!!

> >
> > I just drank a bottle of water.[image:

> http://lumumba.luc.ac.be/~mocon/brol/forumpics/attentionwhore.jpg]


LMAO!

/s
 

> Hey if it is really the phone line just reconnect it.


Actually I'm thinking that this would be a good opportnity to"install" an
outdoor phone jack on the back patio.
(use a RJ-11 jack to "splice" the two ends of the severed line ;-)
That way I don't need to run inside to answer the phone while relaxing or
grilling on the back deck.

Just neede to find a (weatherproof) outdoor phone jack now.....


>unless you know how to deal with electricity correctly get a pro.


Well, I ran all the 220V circuits for my cabinet saw, bandsay, dusct
collector, etc out in the workshop/garage, Ohh come to thi9nk of it, I wired
the entire house myself !-)


>
 
JG says:

>Well, I ran all the 220V circuits for my cabinet saw, bandsay, dusct
>collector, etc out in the workshop/garage, Ohh come to thi9nk of it, I wired
>the entire house myself !-)


Still cain't speel, but whut the hack! ;-P