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Discussion in 'Road Cycling' started by OMC, May 16, 2008.

  1. OMC

    OMC Guest

    On May 16, 8:58 pm, "Carmella the Roach Killer"
    <[email protected]> wrote:
    > Rock Racing announced Friday evening that it has been in contact with
    > Alessandro Petacchi ever since Milram terminated its contract with the
    > sprinter. "Every so-called drug breach is going to be celebrated," said
    > Rock Racing spokesperson Joe Spokesperson, the team's spokesperson. At the
    > team presentation in January, Spokesperson announced that the team policy
    > was "An immediate suspension in case of a doping suspicion means more
    > publicity for Rock Racing when we get another doper to join the Rock."
    >
    > The CAS ruled on May 6th that Petacchi did not cheat (wink wink) or abuse
    > (wink wink) his asthma medication Salbutamol, but that he was nevertheless
    > in breach of UCI anti-doping regulations. It ordered him suspended for one
    > year, and said that he was to call Michael Ball directly. Michael Ball
    > could not be reached for comment because he was too busy trying to build an
    > all womens team around convict Marianne Jones, former body builder Tammy
    > Thomas, and a female midget named Fireplug.
    >
    > Also Michael Ball's spokesperson said that he'd be hiring a laughing German
    > midget and camel to be a symbol for the future of Rock Racing. Rock Racing
    > will be officially releasing the following video clip in the very near
    > future after they finalize the contract with the laughing German midget.
    >
    > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJuaZKBABO0


    jackass
     
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  2. Rock Racing announced Friday evening that it has been in contact with
    Alessandro Petacchi ever since Milram terminated its contract with the
    sprinter. "Every so-called drug breach is going to be celebrated," said
    Rock Racing spokesperson Joe Spokesperson, the team's spokesperson. At the
    team presentation in January, Spokesperson announced that the team policy
    was "An immediate suspension in case of a doping suspicion means more
    publicity for Rock Racing when we get another doper to join the Rock."

    The CAS ruled on May 6th that Petacchi did not cheat (wink wink) or abuse
    (wink wink) his asthma medication Salbutamol, but that he was nevertheless
    in breach of UCI anti-doping regulations. It ordered him suspended for one
    year, and said that he was to call Michael Ball directly. Michael Ball
    could not be reached for comment because he was too busy trying to build an
    all womens team around convict Marianne Jones, former body builder Tammy
    Thomas, and a female midget named Fireplug.

    Also Michael Ball's spokesperson said that he'd be hiring a laughing German
    midget and camel to be a symbol for the future of Rock Racing. Rock Racing
    will be officially releasing the following video clip in the very near
    future after they finalize the contract with the laughing German midget.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJuaZKBABO0
     
  3. Tom Kunich

    Tom Kunich Guest

    "OMC" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]m...
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    > jackass


    Shouldn't you save some of that hatred for me? After all, it was my contempt
    for people who post that sort of stuff that put me on the outs with you in
    the first place.
     
  4. On May 17, 5:48 pm, "Tom Kunich" <[email protected] com> wrote:
    > "OMC" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >
    > news:[email protected]m...
    >
    >
    >
    > > jackass

    >
    > Shouldn't you save some of that hatred for me? After all, it was my contempt
    > for people who post that sort of stuff that put me on the outs with you in
    > the first place.


    NASA Mission Control to Tom Kunich, NASA Mission
    Control to Tom Kunich. Do you read? Urgent message
    from Mission Control. We have discovered that the
    Earth does not revolve around Tom Kunich. Repeat,
    the Earth does not revolve around Tom Kunich.
    Do you copy?

    Astronaut Kunich, this is Mission Control, please
    acknowledge!
     
  5. Howard Kveck

    Howard Kveck Guest

    In article <[email protected]>,
    "[email protected]" <[email protected]> wrote:

    > On May 17, 5:48 pm, "Tom Kunich" <[email protected] com> wrote:
    > > "OMC" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > >
    > > news:[email protected]m...
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > > jackass

    > >
    > > Shouldn't you save some of that hatred for me? After all, it was my contempt
    > > for people who post that sort of stuff that put me on the outs with you in
    > > the first place.

    >
    > NASA Mission Control to Tom Kunich, NASA Mission
    > Control to Tom Kunich. Do you read? Urgent message
    > from Mission Control. We have discovered that the
    > Earth does not revolve around Tom Kunich. Repeat,
    > the Earth does not revolve around Tom Kunich.
    > Do you copy?
    >
    > Astronaut Kunich, this is Mission Control, please
    > acknowledge!


    Mission Control, the November elections are getting closer, expect the "I'm a
    victim" module to be getting a greater workout.

    On the other hand, that post of his does seem to hint very strongly that perhaps
    Major Tom is a firm believer in the "any attention is good attention" school of
    thought.

    --
    tanx,
    Howard

    Whatever happened to
    Leon Trotsky?
    He got an icepick
    That made his ears burn.

    remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?
     
  6. Donald Munro

    Donald Munro Guest

    Tom Kunich wrote:
    >> Shouldn't you save some of that hatred for me? After all, it was my
    >> contempt for people who post that sort of stuff that put me on the outs
    >> with you in the first place.


    [email protected] wrote:
    > NASA Mission Control to Tom Kunich, NASA Mission Control to Tom Kunich.
    > Do you read? Urgent message from Mission Control. We have discovered
    > that the Earth does not revolve around Tom Kunich. Repeat, the Earth does
    > not revolve around Tom Kunich. Do you copy?


    > Astronaut Kunich, this is Mission Control, please acknowledge!


    We all know Major Tom's a junkie
     
  7. Bill C

    Bill C Guest

    On May 16, 10:20 pm, OMC <[email protected]> wrote:
    > On May 16, 8:58 pm, "Carmella the Roach Killer"
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > <[email protected]> wrote:
    > > Rock Racing announced Friday evening that it has been in contact with
    > > Alessandro Petacchi ever since Milram terminated its contract with the
    > > sprinter.  "Every so-called drug breach is going to be celebrated," said
    > > Rock Racing spokesperson Joe Spokesperson, the team's spokesperson.  At the
    > > team presentation in January, Spokesperson announced that the team policy
    > > was "An immediate suspension in case of a doping suspicion means more
    > > publicity for Rock Racing when we get another doper to join the Rock."

    >
    > > The CAS ruled on May 6th that Petacchi did not cheat (wink wink) or abuse
    > > (wink wink) his asthma medication Salbutamol, but that he was nevertheless
    > > in breach of UCI anti-doping regulations.  It ordered him suspended for one
    > > year, and said that he was to call Michael Ball directly.  Michael Ball
    > > could not be reached for comment because he was too busy trying to buildan
    > > all womens team around convict Marianne Jones, former body builder Tammy
    > > Thomas, and a female midget named Fireplug.

    >
    > > Also Michael Ball's spokesperson said that he'd be hiring a laughing German
    > > midget and camel to be a symbol for the future of Rock Racing.  Rock Racing
    > > will be officially releasing the following video clip in the very near
    > > future after they finalize the contract with the laughing German midget.

    >
    > >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJuaZKBABO0

    >
    > jackass- Hide quoted text -
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    That's an insult to a perfectly good animal, but I see your point.
    Bill C
     
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