Whats the deal with all these health-conscious cyclists always going on about their fancy energy bars and protein shakes? Are you guys seriously telling me that you cant fuel a ride with a decent burger and fries? Or is it just a bunch of hipster nonsense about clean eating and optimal performance?
Newsflash: the pros dont eat Clif Bars and quinoa salad on their rest days. Theyre devouring pizzas and knocking back pints like theres no tomorrow. So why do you weekend warriors insist on torturing yourselves with dry, tasteless snacks that are only slightly more appetizing than cardboard?
And dont even get me started on the whole carb-loading myth. Its just an excuse for you to stuff your faces with pasta and call it training. Ive done 100km rides on nothing but a packet of chips and a Red Bull, and I didnt die. In fact, I felt pretty decent.
So, whats the real secret to your snack game? Are you guys just too scared to admit that youre secretly munching on Doritos and Oreos during your epic bikepacking adventures? Or are you genuinely convinced that your artisanal, small-batch, gluten-free energy balls are the key to unlocking your true cycling potential?
Newsflash: the pros dont eat Clif Bars and quinoa salad on their rest days. Theyre devouring pizzas and knocking back pints like theres no tomorrow. So why do you weekend warriors insist on torturing yourselves with dry, tasteless snacks that are only slightly more appetizing than cardboard?
And dont even get me started on the whole carb-loading myth. Its just an excuse for you to stuff your faces with pasta and call it training. Ive done 100km rides on nothing but a packet of chips and a Red Bull, and I didnt die. In fact, I felt pretty decent.
So, whats the real secret to your snack game? Are you guys just too scared to admit that youre secretly munching on Doritos and Oreos during your epic bikepacking adventures? Or are you genuinely convinced that your artisanal, small-batch, gluten-free energy balls are the key to unlocking your true cycling potential?