The Thread about Nothing....

531Aussie said:

..the other day, when I got up to have a [censored], I looked down to see a new, massive, very black mole on my stomach.  I totally farkin freaked out, of course.   After examining it for a few minutes with my 150-magnification $5 glasses from the $2 shop, whilst planning which one of yooz guys is tall enough to get my bikes in my will, the "mole" fell off. It was a farkin tea leaf!  Somehow, a farkin tea leaf had got from the kitchen and stuck on my belly over night.  HA.   Story: 6.3 out of 10.  Â

7. :grin:

There's probably a link between tea and cancer (isn't there for most substances) but overnight melanomas from tea is a bit OTT. Nice one Nev!

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Oh yeah..the other day, when I got up to have a [censored], I looked down to see a new, massive, very black mole on my stomach. I totally farkin freaked out, of course.
After examining it for a few minutes with my 150-magnification $5 glasses from the $2 shop, whilst planning which one of yooz guys is tall enough to get my bikes in my will, the "mole" fell off.
It was a farkin tea leaf! Somehow, a farkin tea leaf had got from the kitchen and stuck on my belly over night. HA.

This raises disturbing thoughts about your personal hygiene habits OzMan.

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This raises disturbing thoughts about your personal hygiene habits OzMan.

If you ever saw what he was trying to pass off as his 'bike seat' back when, you would not be so surprised.

531Aussie said:

Hey Classic, what's that tip you gave me ages ago to help stop seatposts slipping?  I got one of my Cioccs back from the 'repair only' bike shop.   After 6 months, no one wanted it. Â

Carbon seatpost paste? Shim with a can (probably too tight for that). Ummmm, a washer or two on the seat bolt so it doesn't bottom out when u tighten it, though I'm assuming it uses a collar, not a traditional seat bolt set up. Ummmm, try a different brand seat post. Some have different diameters, even though they are supposed to be 27.2 or whatever. A branded 27.2 might actually be 27.15 and its just enough for the [censored] to slip. Ive heard of Steve's hairspray tip, but ud want to take the post out regularly to make sure it doesn't galvanize itself in the frame

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a bit of a VB can? classic would prolly suggest a fanta can tho [IMG]files.cyclingforums.comsarcasm.pngOpen ↗[/IMG]

Thanks. I've tried the cans, but they can tear. Maybe an old steel one would be better :-)

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One I've heard... some of that tranny hair spray on the post.
Hmm, maybe some Tarzan Grip to clag it up.

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There's probably a link between tea and cancer (isn't there for most substances) but overnight melanomas from tea is a bit OTT.

Hmm, maybe I should go to the doc, just in case :-)

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This raises disturbing thoughts about your personal hygiene habits OzMan.

Ha. I suspect it happened when i wandered out to the kitchen for a midnight (7am) snack. :-)

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If you ever saw what he was trying to pass off as his 'bike seat' back when, you would not be so surprised.

Ha., I still use mutilated "home made" prostate-saving Selle Italia Turbos

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Carbon seatpost paste? Shim with a can (probably too tight for that). Ummmm, a washer or two on the seat bolt so it doesn't bottom out when u tighten it, though I'm assuming it uses a collar, not a traditional seat bolt set up. Ummmm, try a different brand seat post. Some have different diameters, even though they are supposed to be 27.2 or whatever. A branded 27.2 might actually be 27.15 and its just enough for the [censored] to slip.

Ive heard of Steve's hairspray tip, but ud want to take the post out regularly to make sure it doesn't galvanize itself in the frame
Thanks.
Yep, it's odd how the sizes can vary, even though they're all meant to be the same

531Aussie said:

Ha.,  I still use mutilated "home made" prostate-saving Selle Italia Turbos

Reminds me of when somebody convinced me that a rolls was the ducks guts of seats. I've never had saddle sores before or after but that thing gave me one after the other. Even worse, it was white......

Yeah, we ain't all the same. Compared to the old Turbos, many other saddles feel like a torture device to me. One of the worst was a Token copy of the Specialized Body Geometry seats.
Man! It didn't even feel like a saddle......I dunno what it felt like!!

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