Abusive Email from a Typical Mountain Biker

[Mike Vandeman]

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Stop wining about mountain bikes you little girl! The big bad mountain bike
kicked up a foot of dirt and killed some worthless weeds.You have enough
education to prove that you have no common sense. Go hug a tree.

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I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

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[7]

Mike Vandeman wrote:

That was a bit of an astro turfing email.
What you need to do is discuss with them the benefits
of joining an astro turfing union to safeguard income
from astro turfing...


Legalise astro turfing now!
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The rights of astro turfers are in danger because
sci.environment is a place where they are continually bashed for fun.
This is not fair on the bashees and the bashers
because of nym shifting and other issues that are
making life difficult for point scoring to stick.
Astro turfing now is a big industry and part of
the landscape of the services industry.
Obviously employees must now be given extra rights.


The Engines of Democracy Astro Turfing Rights Bill
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1. All astro turfers must register for employment and obtain employee ID.

2. Clients are nice people too, and deserve every contract to be
   to be displayed openly with a contract ID so that everyone may know
   astroturfing company / client relationship and how much money
   has parted hands. Particularly important for politicos who
   are worried of excessive spending by the other side.

3. All astro turfers must show their employer registration ID, and client
   contract ID with any works of art and fiction they produce.
   In return legal immunity is provided to the astro turfer,
   the client and astroturfing from any prosecution for opionins
   expressed, except for anything that falls under existing libel laws.

4. Failure to do so can net unlimited liability for its employers
   and the clients who use the services.

5. This allows all astro turfed hooting tooting votes and opinions
   to be counted as just one vote and make democracy work fairly.

6. Bring astro turfing in line with current advertising rules
   i.e. a. they must be factual
        b. they have been refereed
        c. they have paid tax

7. Any mis information reported by astro turfers is subject
   to laws of libel, and through use of employee ID, can
   render the employee, the employer and the client liable.

8. All astro turfers have the right to snitch on their employers
   and clients with legal protection from the law if they
   choose to do so. That is employers and clients must not compel
   employees into signing any agreements that prohibit their
   god given rights of freedom of speech.

9. Public companies must register transactions with astro turfing
   companies and make available to investors and the SEC the full
   nature of the contract between them and their astro turfing
   companies so that investors can be confident of the investments
   they are making, and that it is not based on faked misinformation
   inadvertently supplied by astro turfers.

Client and Employer Misconduct
------------------------------

10. Should the employer or the Client is found to be in misconduct
   when hiring astro turfers to put out incorrect information,
   the client and the employer gurantees to indemnify the employee
   from any cost arising out of litigation.

Disabilities allowance
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11. Its widely accepted that disabled people and housewives
   are used for astro turfing as they are likely to sit
   in front of a computer and type out nonsense all day.
   For those disabled people that are housewives or that have to
   operate a computer without an arm, or a leg, or a brain,
   we demand that pay is equal to that of fit and lifeless
   colleagues.

Career progression
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12. No astro turd likes being called an idiot. Its un-winnable to argue
   a point when you are an astro turd and have no qualifications.
   So we need an astro turfing institute where we can hoof and ****
   and gain merits for our nefarious activities.
   All qualifications shall be cited with employee ID and client
   contract ID as part of the legal requirement to become
   a qualified astro turfer.