Bravo, Mario!

[Brian Laffatme]

Apparently Mario will be in the Tour of Georgia.

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=news/2004/apr04/-
apr15news2

Bravo Mario! The Lion King will grace the shores of America,
to show Americans what a true champion is made of. Unllike
most American racers, Mario has surely never dreamt of
taking performance drugs, eaten Krispy Kreme donuts, nor
cheated on his wife. Nor does he aspire to join the company
of movie or music starlets, he is merely content to perfect
and dominate his craft, that of being the best sprinter in
the world.

If only our corrupt, drug infested, narcissistic,
philandering, Krispy Kreme eating cycling scene on this
side of the Atlantic were as modest, winning and dedicated
as Mario Cipollini, cycling would be a sport on the
eternal rise in America rather than what it is, one in
perpetual decline.

Bravo Mario! Bravo!

 

[Jiyang Chen]

"Brian Laffatme" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Apparently Mario will be in the Tour of Georgia.
>
> http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=news/2004/apr04/ap-
> r15news2
>
>
> Bravo Mario! The Lion King will grace the shores of
> America, to show Americans what a true champion is made
> of. Unllike most American racers, Mario has surely never
> dreamt of taking performance drugs, eaten Krispy Kreme
> donuts, nor cheated on his wife. Nor does he aspire to
> join the company of movie or music starlets, he is merely
> content to perfect and dominate his craft, that of being
> the best sprinter in the world.
>
> If only our corrupt, drug infested, narcissistic,
> philandering, Krispy Kreme eating cycling scene on this
> side of the Atlantic were as modest, winning and dedicated
> as Mario Cipollini, cycling would be a sport on the
> eternal rise in America rather than what it is, one in
> perpetual decline.
>

Decline from what? Cycling's never been much of anything in
anywhere BUT Europe.

 

[Marlene Blansha]

"Jiyang Chen" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Brian Laffatme" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Apparently Mario will be in the Tour of Georgia.
> >
> > http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=news/2004/apr04/-
> > apr15news2
> >
> >
> > Bravo Mario! The Lion King will grace the shores of
> > America, to show Americans what a true champion is made
> > of. Unllike most American racers, Mario has surely never
> > dreamt of taking performance drugs, eaten Krispy Kreme
> > donuts, nor cheated on his wife. Nor does he aspire to
> > join the company of movie or music starlets, he is
> > merely content to perfect and dominate his craft, that
> > of being the best sprinter in the world.
> >
> > If only our corrupt, drug infested, narcissistic,
> > philandering, Krispy Kreme eating cycling scene on this
> > side of the Atlantic were as modest, winning and
> > dedicated as Mario Cipollini, cycling would be a sport
> > on the eternal rise in America rather than what it is,
> > one in perpetual decline.
> >
>
>
> Decline from what? Cycling's never been much of anything
> in anywhere BUT Europe.
>

Who is exactly supposed to have eaten Krispy Kremes? I
finally tried them by the way. The honey glazed ones.
Delicious, but boy are they sweet!

 

[John Smith]

Krispy Kreme donuts are currently expanding into Europe, and
have been found to help chemically mask detection of several
"performance drugs" with the extremely high levels of sugar
and oil if eaten 4 hours or less before a test. Therefore,
Europe will follow America as it always has.

Cho

"Marlene Blanshay" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Jiyang Chen" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> >
> > "Brian Laffatme" <[email protected]> wrote in
> > message
> > news:[email protected]...
> > > Apparently Mario will be in the Tour of Georgia.
> > >
> > > http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=news/2004/apr0-
> > > 4/apr15news2
> > >
> > >
> > > Bravo Mario! The Lion King will grace the shores of
> > > America, to show Americans what a true champion is
> > > made of. Unllike most American racers, Mario has
> > > surely never dreamt of taking performance drugs, eaten
> > > Krispy Kreme donuts, nor cheated on his wife. Nor does
> > > he aspire to join the company of movie or music
> > > starlets, he is merely content to perfect and dominate
> > > his craft, that of being the best sprinter in the
> > > world.
> > >
> > > If only our corrupt, drug infested, narcissistic,
> > > philandering, Krispy Kreme eating cycling scene on
> > > this side of the Atlantic were as modest, winning and
> > > dedicated as Mario Cipollini, cycling would be a sport
> > > on the eternal rise in America rather than what it is,
> > > one in perpetual decline.
> > >
> >
> >
> > Decline from what? Cycling's never been much of anything
> > in anywhere BUT Europe.
> >
>
> Who is exactly supposed to have eaten Krispy Kremes? I
> finally tried them
by
> the way. The honey glazed ones. Delicious, but boy are
> they sweet!

 

[Faster Bordello]

Marlene Blanshay wrote:

> Who is exactly supposed to have eaten Krispy Kremes? I
> finally tried them by the way. The honey glazed ones.
> Delicious, but boy are they sweet!
>
>
where were you when we thrashed LANCE for his donut eating
girlfriend? the pic's were hysterical.

 

[Marlene Blansha]

"Faster Bordello" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Marlene Blanshay wrote:
>
> > Who is exactly supposed to have eaten Krispy Kremes? I
> > finally tried
them by
> > the way. The honey glazed ones. Delicious, but boy are
> > they sweet!
> >
> >
> where were you when we thrashed LANCE for his donut eating
> girlfriend? the pic's were hysterical.

Must have missed that!