Driver tries to kill cyclist



A story about Bigot Bob, his family, and friends: [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cWs5jRuGoM[/video]
 
How does it feel...having someone living inside your head?

It's getting kind of crowded in here, what with Alf, Old Guy, Volnix and everyone else bumping into each other all the time.

C'mon...you can tell us. Which voices are you listening to?
 
I'm betting if you two ladies bumped into each other on the outside without the pretense of forum handles you'd strike up a conversation about each others nice looking rides and get along just swell.
 
"I'm betting if you two ladies bumped into each other on the outside without the pretense of forum handles you'd strike up a conversation about each others nice looking rides and get along just swell."

The dipshit rides a ****************************** French bike. I'll leave it that.

I've known his bed wetting libtard moron kind from all walks of life and they are best when kicked to the curb.
 
"They could be twins separated at birth."

We were.





Mom kicked him to the curb.
 
Bob, in all fairness the French helped us out, at least financially speaking, at a most critical time in this great union's birth. To me they get a lifetime free pass.

And they gave us Bernie Hinault, a credit to gentlemen everywhere, who like myself understands sometimes a little violence is required to solve life's problems. And he's a damn fine bike rider.
 
I like Bernie...never afraid to toss an asshole to the curb! Still, I have a soft spot for Fignon. Yes, asshole that he could be in his younger days, I still liked him and his doper ways!

For all the French helping us out:
1. They were doing it for their own interests.
2. They've been repaid.
In spades.

And God bless the French FOREIGN Legion. They can fight.

French products pretty much universally suck. Need I say more than Citroen? Or Peugeot? Or Chauchat?

I will say this, I have been treated better by no one on the planet than the people of the French countryside. Yeah, the bubbas, the Klansmen and the rednecks of France. The population in the French cities blow donkey balls with the best of them.

**** alien and the French horse he rode in on. Mom kicked him to the curb and so did I.
 
Quote: Originally Posted by CAMPYBOB .
How does it feel...having someone living inside your head?

It's getting kind of crowded in here, what with Alf, Old Guy, Volnix and everyone else bumping into each other all the time.

C'mon...you can tell us. Which voices are you listening to?


I'm his favorite because I'm from Europe...

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He probably thinks that I am one of those German "original" cracker ass... ehmmm "national socialists" with boots skin tight jeans black jacket and the lot...
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You on the other hand every now and then seem to be getting a bit offended by things (thats just putting it nicely though, in reality you just chat nasty stuff on my posts ). and you spray paint sultry images on your forks. Probably throwing the empty cans in the landfill after too...
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Dedicated to aliens!!! The 12000posts poster!!!!!!!!!!!:
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Quote: Originally Posted by CAMPYBOB .

French products pretty much universally suck. Need I say more than Citroen? Or Peugeot? Or Chauchat?


I got reaaaally wasted with some french wine once...
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Btw I live in a place where lots of tourists are around in the summer. That thing that they say about the french girls not shaving. Its true...
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Originally Posted by CAMPYBOB .
When Massholes collide!

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I have mixed feelings about these CMR girls... I feel that I would "do" them but then again I know that we are so different... So many confusing emotions sometimes... Maybe different people do attract eachother, but would our relationship work? Or would she leave me for a Che Gevara impersonator for squat theatrical plays? (You know, the ones you get a beer for one euro and where everything smells like mold).

I will drink more then I planned today. I want a pair of Continental GT4000s's. I also want to "make some alterations" to the car from that ho that crashed with me the other day.

Heres my leg again in case you missed it:

 
danfoz said:
I'm betting if you two ladies bumped into each other on the outside without the pretense of forum handles you'd strike up a conversation about each others nice looking rides and get along just swell. 
I rather doubt it. Bigoted trash like Bigot Bob can't hide their stench.
 
"I feel that I would "do" them but then again I know that we are so different... So many confusing emotions sometimes... Maybe different people do attract eachother, but would our relationship work? Or would she leave me for a Che Gevara impersonator for squat theatrical plays? (You know, the ones you get a beer for one euro and where everything smells like mold)."

If they are good looking, wrap it and tap it.
Do not get emotionally involved beyond the dirty, dirty sex.

Get yerself a Che T-shirt, some filthy second hand flip flops and don't take a shower for a couple of days. Stand on a street corner preaching about Global Warmingâ„¢ and maybe throw in a little "Let's stick it to da man!" and you'll be waist deep in wasted hippy chicks in no time.

Sure, you'll feel a little guilty. That's only natural...like not shaving armpits.
 
"I rather doubt it."

Mom had no doubts when she booted you to the curb.

C'mon! Tell us how it feels having someone living inside your head controlling those few, unproductive and usually incorrect 'thoughts' you have like you were one of those radio controlled drones.

Hey look! I found some mail in here from the Union of Concerned Scientists! Who'lda thunk it?!?!
 
This thread has strayed so far from the original premise it is hard to establish what hell is the point.
 
Quote:Originally Posted by CAMPYBOB ."I feel that I would "do" them but then again I know that we are so different... So many confusing emotions sometimes... Maybe different people do attract eachother, but would our relationship work? Or would she leave me for a Che Gevara impersonator for squat theatrical plays? (You know, the ones you get a beer for one euro and where everything smells like mold)."

If they are good looking, wrap it and tap it.
Do not get emotionally involved beyond the dirty, dirty sex.

Get yerself a Che T-shirt, some filthy second hand flip flops and don't take a shower for a couple of days. Stand on a street corner preaching about Global Warmingâ„¢ and maybe throw in a little "Let's stick it to da man!" and you'll be waist deep in wasted hippy chicks in no time.

Sure, you'll feel a little guilty. That's only natural...like not shaving armpits.


A che guevara t-shirt, the act and the karma... Expensive... A Call girl... same (maybe less) $$ and at least she'll "know what to do" :big-smile: About the germs... I kinda trust the "call girl" more then the CMR cutie :big-smile:
 
Quote: Originally Posted by CAMPYBOB .

C'mon! Tell us how it feels having someone living inside your head controlling those few, unproductive and usually incorrect 'thoughts' you have like you were one of those radio controlled drones.

Drones are cool...:
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Quote: Originally Posted by jhuskey .

This thread has strayed so far from the original premise it is hard to establish what hell is the point.

No point, but it is amusing.
 

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