Donald Munro wrote:
> William Asher wrote:
>> If there isn't already, there soon will be a religion that espouses
>> storing ones own blood as a way to achieving grace. Sort of like LDS
>> and a 2-yr food supply. Better yet would be the Church of the Red
>> Corpuscle which considers high hematocrit holy and epo a sacrament.
>> I would start the church myself but I am booked solid on weekends
>> building counterfeit e- meters.
>
> The LIVEDRUNK(tm) thing is getting a bit old hat. Perhaps rbr should
> expand into other sectors and start a new religion. We might even
> attract some movie stars like Tom Cruise to promote our religion. And
> if we can't get movie stars, there should be some pro cyclists on
> sabbatical around who could it for much less.
We're going to need some commandments. Ten seems like too many to keep
track of, so lets cut that down to seven, or so, depending whether I run
out of energy towards the end.
1. Thou shalt not covet thy riding partners' significant others unless
he/she are smoking hot and thou are almost certain he/she are attracted to
thee.
2. Thou shalt not attack when thy teammate is up the road in the break.
3. Thou shalt not ride with thine tongue hanging out like Christoffe
Moureoua.
4. Honor thy Kunich, for he, like Benjamin Franlin, is the fount of all
that is good, just, and wise, except he is infused with the holy rage of
roid.
5. Mock not they neighbor's custom Seven, Merckx, or Madonne, even though
you know you could take him/her in a sprint, climb, time-trial, or "picking
up Basso's sister in a bar competition."
6. Thou shalt never spell the name of a Euro-pro correctly.
7. Thou may not use "his/her PEDs were better than mine" as an excuse for
getting smoked in a sprint, climb, time-trial, or "picking up Basso's
sister in a bar competition."
http://tinyurl.com/3d6m4c
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Bill Asher